Don’t you just hate it when people clear their throats in the pubic? Ops I mean public. 😀 Yesterday while I was driving, this fucker spitted in front of my car. EUW. Then couple of days ago, while having dinner, this old apek (Chinese man) cleared his throat while I was about to eat my food. Man, there goes my appetite.
Well, my neighbourhood isn?t entirely safe. 10 years ago, a lady was forced into a car on my street. She screamed for help and as soon as my tenants heard her, they tried chasing the car with weapons. However, they couldn?t catch up with the car.
We called the police but the next day, the lady was found murdered in front of a shopping complex nearby my place?
Yesterday, my tenant’s friend had a row with one of my bastard neighbours. Apparently, this neighbour of mine damaged his car when he parked his car opposite of my neighbour’s front gate. So my tenant’s friend went up to that neighbour to clear the matter up, I mean, just to enquire what happened. However, this bastard neighbour of mine ended up shouting and screaming at him and scolded him for parking in front of her house. I don’t know what happened in the end, I wasn’t at home!
Well, we used to be in good terms with this bastard neighbour of mine (Let’s call her BN short form for bastard neighbour). I used to go to her house to learn piano and English. That was many years ago, when I was in primary school.
One day, BN was blasting her music loudly. So one of my tenants went up to her to complain cause my tenant was trying to study. Same scenario happened, my tenant got scolded but the aftermath was worst. BN and her family came up to my house and made noise. At first they were shouting and screaming outside my house, but we ignored them anyway.
But one night, while I was having tuition, they came with weapons. They smashed my dad’s windscreen and our glass door. We locked ourselves in the house but Dad was so pissed off that he went out and punched BN. I don’t really know what happened after Dad punched BN. Maybe Dad kungfu-ed BN and her family and they ran away, or probably BN and her family overpowered Dad and kicked my dad’s ass. I don’t know but after that incident, we lodged a police report and they were arrested.
However, we did not press charges against them. Dad didn’t want to actually cause as neighbours, we shouldn’t be in bad terms all the time. If we went ahead and press charges against them, they will probably do some shit in revenge.
My other neighbours were also not in good terms with BN. So bad till BN decided to barricade themselves by building huge walls surrounding their house and a video camera outside to monitor the front gate.
At 4PM, it was raining the whole day. I was at work but Mum was at home. She couldn’t go out because her car’s road tax expired. Suddenly,
The loud bang came from outside. Mum rushed out from the house and saw something devastating.
My neighbour’s house collapsed!
Well, part of the house.
My neighbour’s house is designed funnily. It was built on a hill slope supported by pillars. Couple of months ago, my neighbour bought the house and renovated it. They extended the kitchen till the edge of the hill. However, unknown to them, the rainy season has weaken the foundation of the house.
And today, the entire back portion of the house collapsed. It hit 3 houses below, a lawyer’s house (my neighbour is so going to die, the lawyer will sue his ass), a doctor’s house and a kindergarten. Fortunately, there were no casualties or injuries.
Cleaning up would be a tedious task due to the fact that the area is not easily reachable. Furthermore, it would be dangerous because the remaining portion of the house might collapse. *prays for the safety of my neighbours.
A friend of mine told me about this particular microwave of a university residence in Melbourne.
Her friend told her not to use the microwave in the common pantry cause one day, while the students there was bored and had nothing to do, they caught a cat *meow!!!*, locked it inside the microwave and turned the timer. Then few minutes later, *TING!*
The cat exploded.
Maybe it looked like this…
To those secretly laughing out there….it’s okay, i laughed when my friend told me that story..ahhahaha