Regenerate Mayday Postponed.

I won a free ticket to Regenerate Mayday rave @ Cyberjaya!

Unfortunately, Regenerate Mayday party scheduled for May 1 2004 at Century Sq, Cyberjaya has been postponed due to special prayer ceremonies being held on 1st & 2nd May at Cyberjaya Putrajaya.

What climbing does to you …

Hole in my socks..

In order to climb efficiently, we are required to wear designated tight shoes (usually 1 size smaller). It gives us a better grip on the wall.

However, most of the GYM?s shoes were pretty worn out. Mine had a hole on my toes section.

The hole on my sock was caused by friction with the wall. I think my toe accidentally popped out when I was climbing..

Bukit Tinggi rave

Bukit Tinggi Rave

It was an exclusive invite only party held at a mountain resort.

It all started off smoothly. Cool open air shutter bus and everyone cheered as we reached the entrance. We were all hyped up and excited as we were waiting to get in..

As we entered the main concourse, someone shouted, “WAH LAO WEHH!!”. That’s an expression of excitement in Hokkien. No doubt, it gave us a very good impression.

There were waiters and waitresses were serving finger food such as sushi and chicken nuggets. Further, there were giving out free alcoholic drinks!

There was a chill out section with bean bags and even a self made garden. Even though it’s common overseas, it’s a rare thing in Malaysia.

Dance floor was spacious and the crowd was good. Girls with skimpy clothes were abundant. Lovely..

Music was fine in the beginning but as soon as NuBreed took over the stage, hell was set loose.

I personally hated the music and most of my friends hated it as well. They were spinning break beats and progressive house. They’re fine but not when you add vocals to it. It wasn’t a rave at all, it was more like a fucking concert.

NuBreed: Give me some noise KL!!
Crowd: Silence…
NuBreed: I don’t hear anything!!
Someone among the crowd: FUCK OFFF!!!

The entire rave sucked. Music was terrible.

It wasn’t worth skipping my early Sunday class for it.. I should stayed home and slept early!!

To those who were there, what do you think about the rave? 😀

Big shot Lawyer’s daughter

She’s a daughter of a big shot lawyer in Shang Hai. She’s also the girlfriend of a pauper. They are currently living in Malaysia due to leave this August.
They argue all the time and every time it gets worst and worst as she hits people when she’s mad and says things that hurts people. She’s a little bit emotional too.
Last month she tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrist. She had 6 stitches.
2 days ago, she came to my home crying. Her boyfriend just hit her. She has a huge bruise on her eyes. My mum was consoling her as she, in fact, is my mother’s tenant. Her boyfriend is my mother’s tenant as well.
I don’t know what triggered the fight. Maybe she insulted his dick for being small..
Girl: your dick small, I cant feel a thing!!!
Guy: *KAPOW*
(Girls flies to the wall)
Yesterday, they had another row again. They fought again and this time he suffered numerous scratches everywhere. He was forced out from his room (which he shares with her girlfriend) as well.

However, today, he moved back with his girlfriend. Every thing seems to be fine now…

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Regenerate Mayday
Century Sq, Cyberjaya
1st May 2004

This time featuring an all local line-up of Gabriel Chong, Joey G, Ben Katana and Eugene, Regenerate is set to party on under the stars at Cyberjaya.

Friendship/Match Making
AJ, hello how life all? me is guy from taiping perak and my icq number is 17858132 . have a nice day.

Lawyers!!

The following was sent to my Inbox earlier, hoping to share a good laugh with all you visitors!

These are the things people actually said in US courts, taken down and published by court reporters – who suffered the torment of trying to keep straight faces while these exchanges were taking place. Some of these are excellent; don’t miss the last one.

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
you’ve forgotten?

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember
which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you
when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved
in voodoo or The occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now Doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies
in his sleep, he doesn’t know anything about it until the
next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is
he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: So the date of conception [of the baby] was August
8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on
dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, ok? What school
did
you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8.30 pm.
Q: And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No he was sitting on the table wondering why I was
doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But the patient could still have been alive,
nevertheless?
A: Yes it is possible that he could have been alive
and practising law somewhere.

Thieves!!

Theft has been a common occurrence around my area.

Despite the fact that my house is occupied with people 24/7, theft still occurs. The thief has never been seen and what makes it even more disturbing is that the thief only strikes in the afternoon!

Couple of years ago, my computer was stolen. It was done within a span of an hour (I was out for a while). He entered my room without any obstacles and happily unplugged everything and ran. I wonder how he knew that I wasn’t at home.

Other belongings that were stolen were my shoes and clothes (and even my underwear!! Can you believe that???).

My tenants were also victims of this skilful thief. There was once a tenant left his wallet and hand phone next to a window, with the curtains closed. It was gone within a while. The thief somehow knew that there was something behind the curtains. Further, the thief didn’t even bother checking whether or not there was somebody in the room!

And yesterday, my tenant from China complained that her belongings were stolen. There were no signs of break in. She was away from home for 2 weeks before that hence she had no idea when her belongings were stolen.

This thief has been on a rampage for years. I wonder what he does with the stuff he stole. I heard there’s a flea market in Damansara that sells stolen items. I wonder anyone bought my underwear.

What was the most bizzare thing that a thief stole from you? 😀