Old people stories

I had classes from 6PM – 8:30PM today. Well, my usual night classes. Joseph (my lecturer) conducts really good lectures. He simplifies everything in order for us to understand.

The late classes are to cater part time students. However, after a long day of work, it’s hard to concentrate. Working and studying isn’t easy. After my work on Monday, I would automatically fall asleep in class.

There’s this particular uncle in our class who falls asleep for half an hour every time he comes to class. He sleeps with his head tilted backways, sometimes in the fishing position, you know, its when your head keeps on nodding downwards.

So today, after class, Feonna, Jane (my classmates) and I went to this huge ass Night Market around my area. Huge but the lanes were pretty small hence we had to literally squeeze our way through.

While walking..
Me: god damn it..so many people..gotta squeeze through.
Then I felt something soft.. and fleshy..i turned around.. and saw this really obese old aunty. I accidentally elbowed her tits. I shivered in disgust. BRRR

Ok fine. I ignored it and bought some snacks and bootlegged DVDs.

17 thoughts on “Old people stories”

  1. YUMMIE : Cause Cheng LEong is gobsmacked by the large tities that has been overused through the years… he’s an antique fella, must be. *flabbergasted* BRR…u send the chills down me spine, BOBO..BOU BOU….BOU BOU loves old BOOBS.

  2. i know those lines… u must have thought it was feonna or jane aint cha?leong ya dirty rat. 😉 mauawahaahaha

  3. eEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww…….. GROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DUDE!!!!!! u touched an old ladies.. boobies.. muahAHahahhaahaha o.O *sick* hehehe =p bet u luved it.. hahahahaa

  4. Eh, I wana know something… DO U PRETTY LADIES LIKE US HORNY SOBS TO TOUCH YO BOOBS? wat happen if a good looking guy walk up to u and grab your chest? Would u smack him silly or just smile and wink?

  5. xes: ya man, still got a slight problem. Izzit the server or the script? K3r-Hoong: Cheng leong likes older woman. hahahahahhaha…

  6. Replying to this :”Eh, I wana know something… DO U PRETTY LADIES LIKE US HORNY SOBS TO TOUCH YO BOOBS? wat happen if a good looking guy walk up to u and grab your chest? Would u smack him silly or just smile and wink? Posted by il@veti.ts“>someone @ 05/27/2004 06:33 AM CST”Well, at least you are a horny sob who likes young and pretty gals…. WHAT BOUT CHENG LEONG THEN!!! HAHAHAHAHA…. Old and pruney…..eww!!!

  7. il@veti.ts: that is ur wildest fantasy rite? U have been watching too many porn movies and magazine lately, dude. Chill out and go read the bible or koran or something.

  8. wens: mm..poor me..im deeply disturbed by it.YUMMIE: actually i wrote more but lazy to finish the entire story hehe kerhoong: boubou only likes hoong hoong’s boobies..heheshin: eh sorry ah..feonna and jane were far far away that ime hehemyke: mm i loved it babyy…fapfapfapfaplynn: donno..i walked away hehefrank: i think script problem le..suckslansi: i dont love fatty keeklaine: yeah.. comfirm she cannot sleep for few days liao..too happy alreadyyTay: mm..dnno la..i quicky cabut heheSuiLin: suilin is fatter kekeeksomeone: chill…have some boba tea..relax

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