Before marriage

I got this from Mie. Funny Stuff
Before marriage..
Darling here.. darling there…
After marriage.
Baling (throw) here… baling there..
Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
“You die, up to you. ”
Lagi lama married (Married for a long time)..
You die I help you!
Before marriage. .
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!
Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love”
After wedding
“you get on my nerves. ”
Before wedding
“you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella”
After wedding
“you are worse than godzila” (LOL!!)
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I’m stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head,
I will sue you
Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la
Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak (famous Malaysian Singer)
After wedding
Don’t know whether katak (frog) or biawak (lizard)
Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser’s Hill (popular tourist attraction)
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill (lousy place)
Before wedding
He opens the car door
After wedding
He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding
She / he was your ideal
After wedding
She / he becomes your ordeal
hehe…future hubbies…be careful…and future wives…be aware…!!