Got this from a forwarded message with some added comments from me..hehe
We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. (I STRONGLY AGREE)
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days .
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. Stop bitching about me to your friends. I’ll sue you for defamation if I could.
1. Stop being so possessive. Not every girls want to sleep with me.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. (I do no agree though, most girls think that they are fat, even though all they have are just skin and bones)
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. (mmm..dont really agree on this one)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (err)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. (doesnt make sense)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. (and sex)
1. You have enough clothes. (you have too much clothes in fact)
1. You have too many shoes. (yes, please donate some to the poor people please)
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. (yup, fat means more to hug)
Anyone has anymore to add? 😀
xes, i totally agree with you on number 1(s).
was just discussing number 1 (*haha*) with the CG members yesterday. it’s very true men are the “fix-it” kind but sometimes when your gf/mom/sister comes to talk to you about their prob, it’s just that. they just need to make their thoughts audible. not for you to jump into, “ok, this is what you have to do…” when they start telling you their feelings/what’s bothering them. it pisses them off because you’re not listening. and you think what went wrong. *hehe*anyway, i’m rambling. bleh.if you don’t set rules on your other half, they won’t set any on you. tadaaa!
mahai i cannot agree with some la!!… like I LOVE shopping. CHeepet Melbourne sale here. I have too many shoes ahahahaha. I just counted hailats 5 pairs how to bring back KL?
i adhere to the 16 color windows default setting, lolx
I am a bit slow to notice,ummmm…r the numbers all no 1?