evening classes for men

*[from a forwarded email]*
W.I.C.O.E. (Women In Charge Of Everything) is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
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| SEMINAR TITLE | DESCRIPTION |
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| HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
| Step by step guide with slide presentation |
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| TOILET ROLLS — DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
| Round table discussion |
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| DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
| Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) |
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| DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR
| DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? |
| Debate among a panel of experts. |
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| REMOTE CONTROL
| Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups |
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| LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
| Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house |
| upside down while screaming – Open forum |
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DAY TWO
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| SEMINAR TITLE | DESCRIPTION |
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| EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
| Group discussion and role play |
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| HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT ARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH |
| PowerPoint presentation |
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| REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST |
| Real life testimonial from the one man who did |
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| IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? |
| Driving simulation |
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| LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER |
| Online class and role playing |
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| HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION |
| Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques |
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| REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE |
| Bring your calendar or PDA to class |
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| GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME |
| Individual counselors available |
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i wonder if this really exist, would we send our men to sign up for the classes. ;P