We all know that polygamy is not allowed in Malaysia except for Muslim. Polygamy according to www.dictionary.com mean “The condition or practice of having more than one spouse at one time.” So that mean, a man cannot have two wives or a woman cannot have two husband. But, what if a person who has two spouse with different gender? Let”s look at the example below :-
Joanne is a bisexual. Although she is married to John but at the same time she is deeply in love with Jane too. John is extremely open minded and understanding, he does not complain about Joanne’s extra marrital relationship with Jane. One day, Joanne and Jane decided to get marry, in some hippies land as a lesbian couple. John does not complain at all.
When Joanne and Jane return to Malaysia, Joanne is charged in Court for practising polygamy.
“Joanne, how many husband do you have?” asked the public prosecutor
“one only wor.”
“then what is Jane to you.”
“my wife lar”
The public prosecutor has to drop his case because homosexual marriage is not recognisable in Malaysia. Hence, Joanne does not commit any polygamy.
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John is dumb. Real dumb.
ahahha should it happen, I’ll be laughing so hard. Malaysian law can be pretty senseless.
What a great idea!! HAhah
john is a genius!now he can have threesomes on a regular basis, with 2 chicks! man i wish i was john…
Joanne is smart 🙂
good shit. But got cases in Malaysia where rich, bald, ugly chinese men got more than 2 wives.
How did they get pass the law? Marry in different state?
ehhe wtF?? mb john thot he can have 3some thats why he agreed
I read in newspaper that 5% of non-Muslim (Chinese and Indian) Malaysian are married to more than 2 wives!!
jane: huh? really? show me the report plz..tat’s very interesting
Asahi newspaper on 10th August, 2005 says, “`New Straight (or Streets?) Times` held interviews to 7589 married Muslim men. Only 10% of them has more than 2 wives and the rest only has one wife. On the other hand, 5% of non-Muslim Chinese and Inidan men has more than 2 wives which is strictely districted.” ummm,,interesting.
btw, sorry for the late reply!