Nasi KangKang – Part II

2 years ago, I blogged about Nasi KangKang, a local superstition.

Nasi KangKang, literally means Squatting Rice. It’s some sort of love potion made for men. It was believed that after eating the rice, the man was bound to abide entirely by the woman’s wishes. His mind will be reset and zombified. Any of the woman’s wishes such as, “buy me a diamond” would be fulfilled immediately.
Many years ago, this superstition was practiced by the Malays and also the Nyonyas.
How to make Nasi Kangkang
1. Stand with her legs wide open and while the pot of rice was still steaming,
2. Allowed sweat to trickle down into the steaming pot
3. Serve it to ‘victim’

Few weeks back, I received a comment from one kp stating the following:

i want to nasi kangkang my husband. Must read some sentence is it or just squat over the rice ?
He too many girls outside. pls help urgently.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ok. Sorry, I find that really hilarious.
Anyway, I found an identical question in Yahoo.

I want to nasi kangkang for my husband.. pls help..?
I WANT TO NASI KANGKANG FOR MY HUBBY. I KNOW IT IS SQUATTING OVER STEAMING RICE. BUT IS THERE SOMETHING U MUST CHANT? PLS HELP… I AM NOT DOING THIS TFOR EVIL PURPOSE BUT TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE… MY KIDS MISS HIM ALOT BUT HE IS TOO BUSY WITH WOMEN. PLS HELP ME

adekgila seems to have a recipe for Nasi Kangkang. According to her..

Ingredients:
rice…
your juice (note: only for girls)
and anything that can be served with rice..
Directions:
u want yr guy to follow ever word u say?
here’s how…
get one cup of rice, boil it…
or cook it the usual way u do it..
put it on a plate…
now its steaming hot right?
take off your underpants..
squat about 5 cm from the rice…
think of that person that u want to take control of…
let yr “juice” flow into the rice…
serve it to him

But to me, the best answer would be the one below.

Is it gonna help you? Do you think your marriage can be saved by some silly old practice? What you need to do is pick up yourself and prove it that you can do better than relying on your husband. He’s obviously too busy with women, why do you need to care much. Do you think he’ll be his old self if you get him back? Everything has change. Tell your kids the truth and it is hurt big time.

Wake your kids up, and you need to wake up too. If he comes to his senses, he will know what he’s doing is wrong. If he doesn’t, you should move on.

Anyone else has anything to say?
Related Links:
AndroJane – Malaysian Urban Legends II – Nasi Kangkang
The Malaysiana Digests: What Would YOU Do For Love?
Merepek – Nasi Kangkang

Nasi KangKang

One day @ CLimbing Gym..
Malay Guy 1: ahh… I cannot climb now. I’m so full! Perut penuh dengan nasi! (literally means stomach full of rice)
Malay Guy 2: Tadi makan apa ni? (What did you eat just now?)
Malay Guy 1: Plenty of stuff..nasi ayam, daging, cicak, telur etc etc..
Malay Guy 2: Bukan nasi kangkang ke?? HEHE (Nasi KangKang not included?)
Ping & I: LOL!!!!!!
Malay 2: Eh Cina pun tau apa tu Nasi Kangkang? (Eh? Even Chinese knows whats nasi kangkang?)
Nasi KangKang, literally means Squatting Rice. It’s some sort of love potion made for men. It was believed that after eating the rice, the man was bound to abide entirely by the woman’s wishes. His mind will be reset and zombified. Any of the woman’s wishes such as, “buy me a diamond” would be fulfilled immediately.
Many years ago, this superstition was practiced by the Malays and also the Nyonyas.
How to make Nasi Kangkang
1. Stand with her legs wide open and while the pot of rice was still steaming,
2. Allowed sweat to trickle down into the steaming pot
3. Serve it to ‘victim’

Remember allow sweat to trickle down…dont shit on it…
I hope none of my friends were victims of this wicked meal. But this seems to be the only explanations why some of my male friends disappeared from my circle of friends after getting a girlfriend. wh4 buggers.