We started off Gavin Tan and Christina’s wedding with the traditional Jip San Leong. We had to battle the evil chi muis at a cold open space area of a hotel. The evil chi muis had imports from Malaysia and Indonesia. The Malaysian chi muis were brutal as usual.
It was probably one of the longest Jip San Leong sessions I’ve ever gone through. We had to apply make up, wear granny lingerie, eat fruits off a body of a heng tai, do a catwalk and go through a box with something possibly gross blindfold.
Ugliest person alive. Gavin in a mankini.
Steve “Mango Sticky Rice”.
Om nom nom
After an hour of so, we battled through the tasks and managed to save Christina from the evil chi muis.
We didn’t have much time after the event as we had to rush to Gavin and Christina’ s church ceremony at St Mary Star of the Sea, one of the largest and oldest parish churches in Melbourne. It was quick and unfortunately Gavin didn’t do a big blopper on stage.
Gavin and Christina had their dinner reception at this vintage mansion called Butleigh Wootton. They had it decorated nicely.
Each table had a little frame with a chapter of Gavin and Christina’s life together. Ours was “Chapter 7: Fancy Dresses” Gavin was quoted “I would do it if it weren’t for my wrist. And the whole hip shaking thing. And the V-necked tight suit” (in response to an invitation for salsa dancing).
If I had a choice, I’ll add Gavin’s famous quote, which came out when we were in a club, “HE GRAB MY COCK! HE GRAB MY COCK!“.
He was quite worried that we will sabotage his wedding. He made sure his presentation was in movie form so that we could’t fiddle with it by adding pictures like this:-
That’s not Gavin by the way. It was someone that looks like Gavin, cutting Kenny Sia’s hair.
Almost 10 years of friendship. Flew across the ocean to attend his wedding. Wore lingerie for him. And he got my name wrong. F*** you, Gavin.
Food was awesome. There was a live band. Great wedding video and photos too. I’m glad I didn’t miss it.
To Gavin and Christina, Congratulations to you both and much happiness on your wedding day. May the love you share always continue to shine.
