Month: November 2004

Can anyone tell me the difference between “honesty” and “intergrity”?
Dictionary.com defines intergrity as “Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code;The state of being unimpaired; soundness;The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.” Whereas, honesty is defined as “the quality or condition of being honest; integrity;truthfulness; sincerity.”
If someone ask you to choose between honesty and intergrity as a value in life, which one will you choose?
Seriously, i can’t tell the difference between the both of them. If i choose to be an honest person, i choose to be a person with integrity person as well. What is the difference!!!
Is honesty and intergrity like the picture below? It might look as it is but if you turn it around, it is completely different.

Since there was no official account of the how Arafat die,some said that he was poisoned, other said that he died of cancer but Jerusalem Newswire said that he died of AIDS!
Homosexual Arafat said dying of AIDS
By Jerusalem Newswire Editorial Staff
November 7th, 2004
JERUSALEM – Based on the symptoms Yasser Arafat is suffering from, as
well as accounts of his rampantly homosexual past, political pundits and
medical experts believe the blood-soaked Muslim terror chief is dying
from complications related to the AIDS virus.
Arafat has been hospitalized outside of Paris for more than a week with
blotchy skin, a low platelet count that is affecting his immune system,
decreased mental capacity and a considerable loss of weight – all
indicators of the presence of AIDS.
His homosexual tendencies have been attested to by numerous sources,
including a now infamous set of surveillance videos taken by his former
communist allies in Romania showing Arafat in perverted encounters with
his bodyguards.
Though he reportedly slipped into a terminal coma last week, Arafat’s
wife is said to be keeping him connected to life support long enough to
gain access to the vast wealth he had horded over the years.
“Palestinian” officials in Ramallah suggested his death would be
officially announced on Tuesday to coincide with the Muslim holy day of
Lailat al-Kader, when, according to Islamic lore, the Koran was given to the
Prophet Mohammed.
Israel has stated Arafat would not be allowed burial in Jerusalem or
Judea and Samaria, but have granted tacit approval to inter the “father
of modern terrorism” in the Gaza Strip.
Meanwhile, PA Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia and former premier Mahmoud
Abbas work to secure their positions atop the “Palestinian” power
structure by seeking unity with terror groups such as Hamas.
Arafat, however, has reportedly named openly anti-Israel PLO official
Farouk Kadoumi as his successor.
All signs point to AIDS
“We know [Arafat] has a blood disease that is depressing his immune
system. We know that he has suddenly dropped considerable weight –
possibly as much as one-third of all his body weight. We know that he is
suffering intermittent mental dysfunction. What does this sound like?”
Israel Insider quoted former White House speechwriter David Frum as asking.
Writing for National Review Online, Frum blasted the mainstream media
for their “bias” in refusing to question whether or not Arafat was
infected with the killer disease.
Frum is only the latest of a growing number of political pundits and
medical experts that have speculated Arafat is dying from the AIDS virus.
Intelligence analyst John Loftus told ABC News last month that the CIA
had known for years Arafat was infected with AIDS, and it was largely
due to this fact Washington had urged Israel not to eliminate him.
“It was deemed better to have Arafat discredited as a homosexual,”
Loftus said.
Israel Insider notes that while “homosexuality is rife in the Arab
world, it is at least officially consider a sin and a crime, and regarded –
especially in fundamentalist circles – as a mark of great shame and
depravity.”
Roaring tiger
Allegations regarding Arafat’s homosexuality have been fueled primarily
by evidence provided by his former communist allies in Romania.
During the 1970’s and 1980’s, Arafat was a regular in Nicolae
Ceausescu’s Bucharest, where Romanian intelligence and its KGB overlords were
providing the PLO with the means to gain legitimacy in the West.
Little did Arafat know that Lt.-Gen. Ion Pacepa, the deputy chief of
Romania’s intelligence service, had rigged his guest suites with
surveillance equipment.
In his book “Red Horizons”, Pacepa unveils Arafat as an insatiable
homosexual by recalling a telephone conversation with Constantin Munteaunu,
a general assigned to the PLO.
“I just called the microphone monitoring center to ask about the
‘Fedayee,'” Arafat’s code name, explained Munteaunu. “After the meeting with
the Comrade, he went directly to the guest house and had dinner. At
this very moment, the ‘Fedayee’ is in his bedroom making love to his
bodyguard. The one I knew was his latest lover. He’s playing tiger again.
The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the
bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a
tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena.”
Pacepa wrote that after reading the full intelligence reports, “I felt
a compulsion to take a shower whenever I had been kissed by Arafat, or
even just shaken his hand.”
Where’s the money?
For days Arafat has reportedly been hooked to life support machines,
after suffering a full collapse of all vital organs.
His wife, Suha, is said to be in control of when the plug is pulled.
But before doing that, Suha and top PA officials hope to gain access to
the vast hordes of money to which Arafat alone had access for the past
30 years.
It was on the strength of these finances and his sole control over them
that Arafat maintained his position.
According to reports, Arafat has as much as $5 billion stashed away in
Swiss bank accounts. Most of it came from the PLO’s long years of drug
trafficking in Lebanon, but much was also pilfered from international
aid meant to help the “Palestinians” establish a state.
“It is amazing that some US officials still see the Palestinian
Authority as a partner even after US congressional records revealed
authenticated PLO papers signed by Arafat in which he instructed his staff to
divert donors’ money to projects benefiting himself, his family and his
associates,” Issam Abu Issa, founder of the Palestine International Bank,
said in a report for Middle East Quarterly.
When asked by Qureia and Abbas last week as he boarded a Jordanian
military helicopter in Ramallah how to access the funds needed to keep the
PA functioning, Arafat simply replied, “I’m still alive, thank God, so
don’t worry.”
Postponed death announcement
An official announcement regarding Arafat’s death has also reportedly
been postponed until Qureia and Abbas have are able to secure their
positions atop the “Palestinian” power structure.
Over the weekend, Qureia met with representatives from Hamas and other
terrorist organizations in order to persuade them to join the
Palestinian Authority under his leadership.
Hamas instead demanded the formation of a power sharing government in
which it would retain its independent status. Qureia rejected the idea.
One official source in Ramallah suggested Arafat’s death would be
announced on Tuesday, to coincide with the Muslim holy day of Lailat
al-Kader, when, according to Islamic lore, the Koran was given to the Prophet
Mohammed.
Burial site battle lines
Whenever Arafat’s death does become official, the first point of
contention that is to mark a tumultuous aftermath to his death will likely be
over his burial site.
Israel says it is ready to let Arafat be interred in the Gaza Strip,
but that Jerusalem and even Judea and Samaria are off limits.
Prior to his death, Arafat had expressed a desire to be buried atop
Jerusalem’s Temple Mount. “Palestinian” officials are expected to demand
Israel acquiesce to this wish.
Israeli Justice Minister Yosef Lapid told the Associated Press last
Friday that “Jerusalem is the city where Jewish kings are buried, not Arab
terrorists.”

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Swearing 101
Kaninabeh chao chebye(Fuck Your Bloody Mother’s smelly pussy (Hokkien)), i am the teacher for your class of Swearing 101. Before i start, i want to warn you of the consequences for not paying attention in class. For the guy, I will kick his lan jiao (dick (Hokkien) and crush his lan hoot (balls (Hokkien)). For the girl, i will smash your nen nen (breasts (Hokkien)) with a hammer. Understand!!!
Ok, let’s start French first:-
merde – shit
manges la merde – eat shit
tu m’emmerdes – you’re pissing me off
(Lit. you’re shitting on me)
tu me fais chier – you are pissing me off
vas faire foutre
a la vache – go fuck a cow.
encule – fuck you (anal style!?)
salope, ordure, conasse,
poofias – bitch
va te faire voir,
va aux diable,
aux pelotes,
fous la camp,
va te faire cuire un oeuf,
va chier,
te faire voir chez lez Grecs!
– go to hell!, Fuck off!
vas te faire foutre – go get fucked (lit: stuff you)
vas te faire enculé – fuck you
fils de pute – son of a bitch
tu m`emmerdes! – Fuck yourself!
une vieille bique,
il est becheur – an old bitch, pompous ass
le con, la conasse,
la chatte – cunt
baiser – to fuck
ce sont des conneries – that’s a load of shit
leche moi et saire me renier
– lick me and make me cum
tete moi le dard, enculé!
– suck my dick,
you fucked faggot!
mes couilles sur ton nez – my balls on your nose
putain, pute – whore
cul – ass
bite – cock
pauvre con – asshole (lit: you poor cunt)
vas pisser dans
les fleurs – fuck off (lit: go piss in the flowers)
c’est rien que
de la merde – its just a bunch of shit
maudite vache – asshole/bitch/etc – (lit: damned cow)
va chier – go shit
tu mangeras le tas – you can eat the pile
(usually an answer to “va chier”s)
Now in Arabic:-
Koos – cunt.
nikomak – fuck your mother
sharmuta – whore
zarba – shit
kis – vagina
zib – penis
Elif air ab tizak! – a thousand “dicks” in your ass!
kisich – pussy
Elif air ab dinich – A thousand dicks in your religion
Mos zibby! – Suck my dick!
Waj ab zibik! – An infection to your dick!
kelbeh – bitch (lit a female dog)
Muti – jackass
Kanith – Fucker
Kwanii – Faggot
Bouse Tizi – Kiss my ass
Okay, now you have learn how to swear in two languages;You are ready for your first class quiz. My question to you is “Find Osama’s zib in the picture below.”

Take your time to answer the question cos there is no time limit. If you fail to answer the question then you are damn fucking stupid.

My high school friend, Praba, would hold an open house every Deepavali. It was also like a mini gathering for our former high school friends.

When i was young, my teddy was my best friend. He looked so cute and innocent. Just like this:-

wah…so CUTE
Then one day, i accidentally discovered Teddy’s darkest secret

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Teddy was a HAMSUP BEAR.
Teddy kept denying it, but i had evidence to prove this:-










I wanted to kick Teddy out of the house but he was too cute, so i couldn’t do it.That was the biggest mistake i ever made in my life.Under Teddy’s influence, i too have become
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A PROFESSIONAL FLASHER
P.S. HAPPY DEPAVALI, EVERYONE!