Wrong number lar!

Have you receive a call from a person who called the wrong number and accuse you of kidnapping his son?
Above a year ago, i receive a call from an Indian man.
Me : Hello
Indian Man: blah blah blah (in Tamil)
Me : Sorry, wrong number.
One minuter later…
Me : Hello
Indian Man : blah blah blah (in Tamil)
Me : Sorry, wrong number again.
Another minute later,
Me : Hello
Indian Man : BLAH BLAH BLAH (he is speaking very angrily in Tamil)
I just hung up this time.
Later, the same man called again…
Me : Hello, didn’t i tell u twice that you are calling the
wrong number?
Indina man : …..
Me : Nombor yang kamu dial ini, salah lar. (I told him in
Melay just in case he don’t understand English)
Indian man : Why u stole my son’s handphone?
Me : This is my handphone and this is my number for 2 years
already.
Indian man : Where is my son?
Me : This is my number. I don’t know you and your son
Indian : WHERE IS MY SON!!!!
I hung up on him.
Later, he call again…
Me : Hello, i am going to tell you one LAST time…WRONG
NUMBER,
Indian man : WHERE IS MY SON!!! LET ME SPEAK TO MY SON!!!
Hung up and switch off my phone.
Was your phone number ever been use in the Ah Long (Loan Shark)registration form?
This morning, i receive such a call…
Me : Hello
Ah Long: Fei Chai (fatty), you mutherfucker, how long are u gonna
hide from me. When are you gonna give me back my money?
If you still want to see your family again, you better
fucking pay up.
then he went on scolding a whole lot of dirty words in Cantonese at the Fei Chai for one minute. He spoke so loud and fast, i hardly has chance to interrupt until he ran out of breath.
Me : ummm…Tai Gor (Bro), I think you call wrong number lar
Ah Long : Huh? You are not Fei Chai meh? Are you Fei Chai?
Although, he was asking if i am Fei Chai or not, a nickname of fat person in Cantonese but i feel like he was asking whether i am fat or not. I felt like laughing but i was afraid that the Tai Gor on the other side might not find this funny.
Me : no lar, Tai Got
Ah Long : Is your number 019-xxxxxxx
Me : Ya but i am not Fei Chai and i don’t know Fei Chai
Ah Long : Shit!!! Fei Chai is so going to die!!! By the way, sorry ar.

Illegal Immigrants from India..

My fellow colleague, N had a very sad case.
He had to mitigate for 5 Indian ladies who came on a tourist visa and was cheated by their travel agent. The travel agent claimed that he is able to convert their tourist visa to working visa but subsequently ran away with the money.
Hence the ladies, with no choice, decided to set up a store by the road side. They were subsequently arrested and charged with S6 of the Immigration Act whereby it carries an imprisonment, fine and even whipping.
The ladies though that they could get away with a fine but unfortunately the learned Magistrate imposed an imprisonment sentence. 5 of the ladies started crying and bawling loudly in the court. The police officers had to drag them out.

Backyard of KL Magistrate Court
My fellow colleague had to console a friend of the ladies.
N: Please tell their families in India that they cant come back so soon.
F: I’m afraid I cant do that.
N: Why not?
F: You see…they come from a small village in India…
N: So?
F: If I tell them, I’m afraid that their family would commit suicide!!
N: \(*O*)/!!!!

Terrorists attack London!

As frank has reported:
200 over dead and many injured.
There were three explosions on the Underground – which police said left 33 dead – and one on a double-decker bus in which an unknown number died.

Home Secretary Charles Clarke said the blasts occurred between Aldgate East and Liverpool Street tube stations; between Russell Square and King’s Cross tube stations; at Edgware Road tube station; and on a bus at Tavistock Square.

An Islamist website has posted a statement – purportedly from al-Qaeda – claiming it was behind the attacks.
Some 208 casualties were taken to the Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel, with 26 people admitted – 13 are in theatre and another three are in intensive care.
The city’s St Mary’s Hospital said it was dealing with 26 injured people, including four with critical injuries and eight in a serious condition.
One caller to BBC Five Live said his friend had seen “the bus ripped open like a can of sardines”.
It’s hard to imagine a person standing right infront of you turn into pieces of flesh with a second. It would be even harder if that’s your love one.
Warning! Black humour!
A: over 200 casualties in London!
B: yeah.. its fuckup man..
A: I got a friend there. I hope she’s okay.
B: shit.
A: but no, she’s bitch anyway, mahai hope she dies!!
B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
B: comic relief!
I messaged a university of mine in London…
xes says:
bitch bitch bitch
xes says:
still alive eh
Juleun says:
takes more than just a terrorist attack to get me
LOL

Bombing in London

The terrorist attacked London today just as soon as London was declared the venue for the 2012 Olympic host.
This is a report from Guardian

A series of explosions ripped through London’s transport system today as suspected terrorist attacks on tube trains and a bus plunged the capital into chaos.

At least two people are known to have been killed, and hundreds of wounded are being treated in London hospitals.

Officials shut down the whole of the London Underground system and the Docklands Light Railway, and also cancelled all central London bus services as they tried to comprehend the scale of the disaster.
The prime minister, Tony Blair, said it was “reasonably clear” that the blasts were the work of terrorists, and added that it was “particularly barbaric” that attacks had been timed to coincide with the start of the G8 summit. He said he would leave Gleneagles, in Scotland, to return to London.

With the leaders of the G8 nations lined up behind him, Mr Blair said: “We condemn utterly these barbaric attacks.

“All of our countries have suffered from terrorism …we are united in our resolve to confront and defeat this terrorism that is not an attack on one nation but on all nations and on civilised society everywhere,” he said.

He insisted the G8 leaders would continue their discussions and would not allow the terrorists to halt a summit aimed at helping the world’s poorest people.

The home secretary, Charles Clarke, confirmed that there had been four blasts: one on a tube train between Aldgate and Liverpool Street, one on a train between Russell Square and King’s Cross, one on a train at Edgware Road station, and the last on a bus at Tavistock Square.
He told the Commons in an emergency statement: “The situation is developing, and I am not yet in a position to give a conclusive account of all that has happened.”

Earlier, the Metropolitan police commissioner, Sir Ian Blair, reported seven explosions. “We are concerned that this is a coordinated attack,” Sir Ian said.

The only attack visible to the general public was that on the double-decker bus. A bomb ripped the bus apart at Tavistock Square, near Russell Square, leaving its seats exposed and the roof blown away.
Union officials said they had received reports of two more bus explosions, but police did not confirm those reports.
Coordinated attacks across London

The police and government did not say who had carried out the attacks.

However, BBC Monitoring said it had found a website carrying a brief statement in which an al-Qaida-related organisation claimed responsibility for today’s blasts.

Police said two people had been killed in the explosion at Aldgate, and an unknown number had died at Edgware Road.

A policeman at the scene of the bus explosion at Tavistock Square said people had been killed there, and the ambulance service spoke of “a number” of fatalities.

Sir Ian said there had been many casualties, but would not give estimates of the numbers of people involved. He said the most seriously injured were currently being operated on.

Both Sir Ian and Mr Clarke urged people to stay at home until further notice, telling them not go into central London. People currently working in the centre of the capital are being advised to stay where they are.

“We are gradually bringing order to the city. Just stay where you are for the time being until the situation clears,” he said.

Hospitals deal with horrific injuries

Julian Nettle, of St Mary’s hospital, said the hospital was dealing with four people with critical injuries, including the loss of limbs, and eight people with serious injuries including head wounds.

He said a further 14 people were being treated for more minor injuries including temporary hearing loss, which he said appeared to have been caused by involvement in an explosion.

The Royal London hospital said it had treated 95 people, including seven with critical injuries.

Laura Matthews, a press officer at Universities UK, which has offices in Tavistock Square, said she had seen bodies lying around the bus explosion, some of them without arms or legs. “Get people down here quickly,” she sobbed. She thought a bomb had gone off and was trying to evacuate her office.

“We believe there have been a number of fatalities and a number of people who are seriously injured,” a policeman at the scene said.
Union officials said sources had told them there had been at least one explosive device on the Underground. British Transport police initially said power surges had caused explosions across the network.

The blasts began just before 9am, as commuters made their way to work.

Emergency services attended to wounded passengers outside Aldgate station, and there were reports of passengers covered in soot emerging from King’s Cross. Commuters came out of tunnels covered in blood.

A passenger on the train that exploded at Edgware Road said he had seen several bodies in the wreckage, the Press Association reported.
A Scotland Yard source said the force would be setting up a casualty bureau with a telephone number for people to call if they were worried about loved ones.

Downing Street emergencies committee meets Mr Clarke said the public would be kept updated on the situation. He confirmed there had been “terrible injuries” in the explosions across the capital.

Speaking outside 10 Downing Street soon after the blasts, he said the Cobra civil emergencies committee of senior ministers had met.

The police had taken “operational command” of the situation, he added.
“Health services are in support to deal with the terrible injuries that there have been, and I want to express sympathy on behalf of the whole government,” he said.

‘There were loads of people screaming’

Eyewitness Belinda Seabrook said she saw the explosion rip though the double-decker bus as it approached Tavistock Square, between Euston and Russell Square stations.

“I was on the bus in front and heard an incredible bang. I turned round and half the double-decker bus was in the air,” she said.

Simon Corvett, 26, from Oxford, was on the eastbound train leaving Edgware Road tube station when an explosion happened.

“All of sudden there was this huge bang. It was absolutely deafening and all the windows shattered. The glass did not actually fall out of the windows, it just cracked. The train came to a grinding halt and everyone fell off their seats,” he said.

Mr Corvett, who works in public relations, said the commuter train was absolutely packed. “There were just loads of people screaming and the carriages filled with smoke.

“You couldn’t really breathe and you couldn’t see what was happening. The driver came on the Tannoy and said ‘We have got a problem, don’t panic’,” he said.

Mr Corvett, whose face was covered in soot, joined other passengers to force open the train doors with a fire extinguisher. He said the carriage on the other track was destroyed. “You could see the carriage opposite was completely gutted. There were some people in real trouble.”

Eyewitnesses reported “multiple casualties” at Liverpool Street. A spokesman for the Airport Express Alliance, which operates the Heathrow Express, Gatwick Express and Stansted Express train services said: “They are operating on injured people on the concourse at Liverpool Street station.”

One witness who had been in a train at the time of the explosions reported seeing “bodies everywhere” in the carriages and limbs lying on the floor. Emergency services reported several injuries.

The shutdown of the London Underground system is thought to be unprecedented.

Public told to avoid London

The public were warned to stay clear of London for non-essential journeys. A Network Rail spokesman said southbound services into the capital were terminating at Watford, with no onward bus transfers.
“Some trains are being cancelled and others are getting as far as Watford,” he said. “The message we are trying to get across to passengers is don’t travel if you don’t have to.”

Mr Clarke said the Tube network would remain closed for some time, and certainly for the rest of the day.

News of the explosions caused the FTSE 100 index of leading shares to plunge by more than 200 points.

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It’s very terrifying to me when all those places were the places that i frequent in London. It is more terrifying when those places are where my uncles offices are. I hope they are okay. So far they have not contact me yet. I pray for their safety and well being….

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Cats are the dumbest animal.

No offence to cat owners/lovers. Cats are dumb especially stray ones.
Look at the statistic of road kills, I bet cats top the chart! Every month, there would be at least 1 dead cat on my road. It’s either Malaysians love killing cats or Malaysians drive carelessly.
See Frank’s post on Two Cats and my post on RIP Little Kitten
While driving back from Glow 2, a cat suddenly popped out of no where and ended up in front of my speeding car. I pressed the break hard and my car…

flipped turtle…nah..just kidding, it was just loud screeching sound.
The cat vanished though. I don’t know whether I killed it or it managed to escape. Damn..stupid cat!

The said cat looks like this.
A friend of mine had a similar incident. He was driving with a friend, B. A cat popped out from no where and hence the cat got ran over.
W: DAMN!!! B!! I KILLED IT!! I KILLED IT!!!
B: oh shit..it was an accident dude..no worries.
(Looks @ the back mirror)
Cat rolls left to right before taking its last breath.
W: ARGGHHH!!!! B!!!! I’M A MURDERER!! (LOL, he didn’t say that, just to dramatize things)
W: ………B…. I need to be alone now..
W immediately dropped B and he drove as fast as he could to a particular place.
Apparently he went to a temple to pray…to cleanse his sins I guess 😀

The cockroaches strike back!

Couple of months back, my colleague had an unpleasant experience with one of the restaurants near my office. She had half a cockroach in her food.
So today, at the same restaurant, I was the 2nd victim.
It was a small cockroach. It’s barely noticable and all we could see is its legs.

Colleague’s cockroach..not mine. Mine looked better than this.
However, by the time I found out about it, my chicken maryland was already finished. The boss once again apologized profusely and our meal was on the house again.
Well, at least I saved RM10 for my lunch due to that mutated cockroach. But as we walked out from the restaurant, we were worried that the boss might run out and scream
“WOI!!!! IT’S NOT A COCKROACH!! COME BACK!!”
Well, we walked as fast as we could 😀
Unfortunately, my learned colleagues were unsymphatic toward my calamity.
K: you should have told us earlier. I could have order more!!
Me: FUGGER, WHERE IS THE SYMPHATHY THAT I DESERVE??? WHERE????
K: Yours is probably lucky man..at least you found the cockroach, mine is probably in my stomach already.
LOL!!

Glow 2 @ Forum


Great event!
I wish we had this kind of event when I was still active. Last time we had to struggle for good music but now it seems that our dream has came true…but a little bit late though.

Superstar Hayden & I
I was wrong. I predicted that the events going to be one big sausage party. However, the amount of girls was abundant. Ahhh..
Hayden: What do you think of Glow 2 in comparison with Glow 1?
Me: I think there are more girls this time. Not a sausage party anymore.
Hayden: YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!!! (Sorry Katie :D)
The music was great. But Bass Agent’s set was not what I expected. I was expecting some hard core stuff but in fact they played trance all the way. I heard they played those songs to build up for Soul T. 🙁
Here are some videos from yesterday. Nothing great. Just a video of the dance floor.
http://xescx.5gigs.com/www.xes.cx-zombienation2.zip
http://xescx.5gigs.com/www.xes.cx-zombienation3.zip
http://xescx.5gigs.com/www.xes.cx-soulT.zip

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Pre-Glow 2

I dropped by Forum to check out Glow 2…
I was there at about 2PM and many people were there already. Everyone seems to be well dressed for it. I was dressed in shorts and slippers. How awkward.
Hayden’s been very busy. He’s been giving out interview to all sorts of media, i.e. JUICE magazine, FHM magazine, Channel V and so on. He’s a super star now! hehe
Here’s a sneak preview of the place. See you guys there tonight!

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Court Attire

In Malaysia, our law profession regulates itself by imposing rules and regulations.

One of them is court attire. Our Legal Profession (Ethics and Etiquette) Rules provides that all lawyers who are appearing in court be dressed in black and white (although some dark colours are allowed).

Although some laymen will mistake us for waiters or salesmen, this rule must be strictly complied. We can’t wear anything fancy in court as well. Any Doraemon or Simpson characters on our clothes will end with us being thrown out of court.

As for hairstyle, it seems that the rules are pretty relaxed. I’ve seen blonde lawyers appearing in court. I’ve also seen male lawyers with long hair appearing in court.

But as for earrings, I’ve not come across any rules prohibiting it.
Despite attending court almost everyday, I have not removed my earlobe piercing till date. I had it since year 1999.


This picture was taken 2 years ago.

Few weeks ago..

I appeared before a judge.

It was done in chambers (in his room) with another fellow opponent.
I was staring into blank space while my opponent was submitting his case..then suddenly..

“ARE YOU WEARING AN EARRING? PLEASE TAKE IT OUT!”, screamed the SAR.

He almost stood up in anger.

I immediately grabbed my ear, with my eyes opened wide with shock.

I said…

“NO, I’m not wearing any”.

It seems that the hole on my ear looked like an earring. Thank GOD I
removed it before going into court!