First and foremost, HapPy NeW YeAr everyone!!
Despite the government not encouraging any major new year’s eve celebrations this year, I’m sure many of us partied in a minor scaled fashion anyway. Bangsar, Sri Hartamas, KL… were packed, as usual.
Celebrations and parties aside, I’m dedicating this piece of blog to all our male readers. Please read on, and StaY ALERT!
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a ‘date-rape drug’ called “Beer” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere!
“Beer” as it is commonly referred to, is used by ‘female predators’ to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “Beers,” and then ask him home for ‘no-strings-attached Sex’, …. a simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several “Beers,” men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship!” In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “Marriage!”
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “Beer” is administered.
If you or some men you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “Beer” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured, …. male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
So, here’s wishing all readers a very Happy New Year filled with hope, joy and love. Cheers to you boys..and no, I’m not offering any beer!
As for the ladies, lets just keep up with what we always do BEST!
A woman’s philosophy: “Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with…”
19 thoughts on “BEER”
whoa..luckily no girls wanna buy me beer.
omg..guys with great looks like ME should be very careful while drinking beer;) thanks for the information. lol
beers are good. they provide sex for ugly people.
frank: ahh..u’ll never know if it will happen to u some day!
bent: Oh yeah!! Becareful man!
xes: I think I remember seeing you having some beers last night. It’s good to be optimistic anyway!
well, what happens if a hot chic offers u beer?
jitpunkia: hhmm.. I don’t know. Maybe YoU can tell me..
jitpunkia: i dun know…i am confused. should i take the beer n be date raped? Should i take the beer like a gentleman?
mmm? i tot men r owez so horny they dun reli gif a fuck jz s long s it’s female?
iHafnObaLLz: *tuahaahHAHAHA!!! **
Good question! I wonder what the male readers think.. ?:)
new year’s eve is kinda dead, not really happeninng,
iHafnObaLLz: no ler. not really true ler. usually see face one. but since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, that explains why some ‘exceptional’ girls could get laid.
hahahaha.. galferari.. i tink i wont b 2 popular once i post tis..
ok xes, a guy frn of mine tol me a long time ago, ‘who cares hw she looks like, she’s got holes tween her legs rite? if face not nice can jz cover w pillow n bang rite?”
tht more o less proved tht men dun reli care.. s long s it’s female.. =)
Are we talking about animals here or people?
Because my dog hump every female he sees.
haha cover the face and fuck the base…
iHafnObaLLz: Hello we are civilised being here. We are not some ape dresses like a human, kay.
*shrugs 8 frank*
i wudnt kno.. sex is great.. sum ppl wud do anyting 4 it..
Darren: I’m sure it will be more happening next time!
iHafnObaLLz: On one hand, xEs and frank…on the other, we have bangballs. hhmm..me’s shrugging too. 😛
gguni: why your dog so ‘hamsap’ one???
galFeRari: wah…luff until so cheeky one u. U and my dog will definately get along….
gguni: Nopes. Don’t think so.. I am very very afraid of ALL animals and insects!