Category: General

My internet was down on Tuesday…So, how do i feel when i learnt about it on Tuesday evening?
“Hmmm…no problem lar..Telekom Problem. I just prepare my Skeletal Submission for Thursday case lar.”
The next day, the Landlady ( i share the Broadband with my landlady) call Telekom. They said that it could be there broadband software. They had a lot of complaint from Bukit Raja’s resident. And how do i feel?
“diu lar, Software problem! What have Klang’s port do with PJ’s? Aiya, never mind i just study tommorow’s case lar.”
On thursday, the Landlady told me that the it was the Modem. She send it out to be repaired and we probably would be getting it back in a month time.
“Fuck! One month…what am i gonna do after i get back from work. I don’t fucking have a TV!!!..ARGHHHHH…stress!!!”
On Friday, i tried to play Championship Manager to kill time. Then all of a sudden, my power supply blew…ARRRRRGH…NO INTERNET AND NO COMPUTER!!!
Finally on Saturday, i replaced my Power Supply with a better one and MORE powerful one…The landlady manage to borrow a modem for the Low Yat people. Now, i have my computer and internet back.
Thank You, God.

[“I like the way youu movee!!!” (Latest Dance Song from MobyBody Rockers) plays on the background.. ]

A: hey I like that song. It’s cool.
Me: Eh do you know it’s a gay song? When they play this at clubs, gay men would take off their shirts, throw their hands up in the air and swing themselves like sotongs (octopus)?
A: O_O ehhhh….. I’m not gay!! B, tell him I’m not gay!!
(B looks at A)
B: you’re gay.

P/S: My apologies if I have offended any gay men!

This might offend some PETA members but I laughed so hard till I couldnt breath after hearing this story….
One day, D, a friend of mine, was getting ready for school.
It was wee hours in the morning and everyone was still sleeping…except for his little sister’s hamsters…
He then devised and evil plot… which is.. fart at his sister’s hamsters.
He proceeded to do so and let off a loud fart…
*pooottttt* *blargh*
D: oh shit!!!
He accidentally shat on his sister’s hamsters!!

My colleague, K and I were commenting on an interesting advertisement.
K: Immaculate services, hair grooming and finger nail clipping, wah, branded cosmetic to compliment the make up
Out of no where.
E (female colleague): I WANT I WANT!! Branded cosmetic!! Where???
K: It’s at Nilai Memorial Park. The full-page advert is by a company offering female embalmers and beauticians for female deceased! You want to book in advance eh?
US: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.xes.cx/forum was hacked. I have removed the old forum and replaced it with a new one.

Although not as bad as xiaxue‘s case whereby her blog and her 3000 emails were deleted by a hacker, its sad to see our 2000 over posts disappear.

I did not bother to trace the hackers as they seem to be foreign based. They seem to have found a bug in the forum script which enabled them to exploit it.

I hope the hackers are happy on their so-called achivement. I pray that the worst will fall on them.
By the way, Mr. So-called hacker,

FUCK YOU LA!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! TIULIAMAFOOOTLATCHATCHOIYINYONGLAMFALATTTCHAUCHHEEEEBYEEEEE!!! NIAAAMAAABAIIWOKAA!!! PUKITIANGLUUMAKKAUMELETUP!!!

phew.

I wonder if that script kiddie knows the basic rule of hacking etiquette. Never ever remove datafiles unless its necessary. dumbarse.

Stare at this pic for 10-15 secs and then look at your white wall…

Do you see it…?
or
Shall i say him?

Continue reading Damn…i see Ghost

As promised let’s see how does Vivian Chow looks like 10 years later…
As usual after Vivian Chow went into retirement for a long while, she decided to make a come back to be spokeperson for some product (because the money in her bank account is depleting)



She has not change much.
She even do some shots for magazine which is good news for her fans.

Continue reading So U Wanna Meet My Dream Girl….(Part 2)

I have a confession to make. I admit that i am lazy and running out of idea to blog. Life is becoming quite mundane and routine…

So today i am gonna show you my Favourte Hong Kong Singer, VIVIAN CHOW!!!!

Vivian was known as the “Lady of the HK Pop Industry” because of her Lady like image. I can say that she is a woman that can be pretty and cute at the same time, my ultimate dream girl!!!

Here is the pictures of Vivian Chow, taken about 8 or 9 years ago (i think).

But she had retired from singing for a long time and live a very low profile life with her boyfriend.

Coming up next! Vivian Chow 10 years later =P

A friend iterated this story to me:
She was at a bookstore with her housemate. And suddenly she had an urge to *p00t*
She looked left and right and proceed with a silent killer.
Out of no where, her housemate popped out and said,
“Eh did you smell that? Smells like curry!! Smells good!!”
Friend: mmmm yes… smells goood eh…. hehe