2 weeks back, while on my way back to my car from a shopping centre near my house (Parkson OUG), I was approached by a dark Chinese guy.
Guy: Mr!! I’m doing a survey!
Guy: it will only take a while..
Guy: Do you go to Midvalley?
Me: Yes.. aha..
Guy: My company is doing this promotion. Here..take this.
He handed me a sealed letter.
According to him, the sealed letter is some sort of lucky draw. If I get some sort of voucher, then I’ll be entitled to a 50% discount on some branded electronic items suchs as Philips and Ogawa. He showed me a sample voucher. It was badly designed though.
Me: err.. dude, I don’t want it.. sorry to waste your time man.
Guy: it’s okay it’s okay! You can have the envelope! It’s for you! I’ve given it to some other people around this car park too! If you find this voucher in the envelope, then you’ll be entitled to the discount!
I then tore open the envelope and found a voucher which is identical to the sample that the guy showed me. I gave it to him. He looked at it with his eyes widely opened. And screamed..
Guy: MR!!! CONGRATULATION!!! YOU’VE WON OUR COMPANY’S FIRST PRIZE!!
Guy: YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE WON! IT’S A CAR!! PROTON PERDANA V6!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!
He then shaked my hand, non stop. He was like masturbating my right hand.
Me: okay.. “O_O..
Guy: Please sit in your car now! Wah..MR, you are so lucky! You know what you have won!?? A perdana V6!!
Guy: You wait! I’ll go get my supervisor!!
The guy then runs off. I thought to myself, “Cheebye, why am I taking all this bullshit. It’s a bloody scam man”. I immediately made a 3 point turn and tried to escape. Unfortunately, the guy came back before I could speed off.
Guy: MR! Where are you going?!
Me: I’M IN A RUSH NOW!! YOU CAN HAVE THE CAR!!!