Last week, before DJ Anatta’s set @ Pure Club, we went to Jonker’s Walk for dinner.
At night, Jonker’s Walk is filled with stalls selling food, clothes and many other rubbish. We had to brave through a sea of people to get to the other end.
We were greeted by the sight of a crowd surrounding an uncle. The uncle was performing some sort of martial arts and also promoting his herb. Apparently he’s some sort of Malaysia Book of Records holder. Record holder for breaking the most coconuts with his bare hands …I’m serious!
He had this Caucasian to hold a coconut which he intends to break with his bare hands.
Uncle: Now you hold the coconut. Like this..
Uncle: you then throw the coconut to me! (uncle walks away)
Uncle: Don’t throw it to my face, you hold it like that.. ok?
Uncle: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my product, very good for sores etc etc
Dude: (Hold coconut while listening and ready to throw)
Uncle: (goes back to the white dude) ok don’t throw it to my face!
Uncle: Ladies and Gentlemen, with my product you can blablablaa!!
The uncle kept on talking and talking and promoting his product until we got bored and left. The poor Caucasian was left standing there with a coconut with his hand. Bet he hates Malaysia now.
Chicken Rice Balls! w00t!
You can sing karaoke in the open here.
You can even perform on stage!