Lighten up!

As time passes, everything changes. Black Panthers are killed deliberately despite having ‘good intentions’ to preserve them. Bollywood, instead of Hollywood, is now the biggest movie industry in the world. Even Isaac Newton’s logic and laws in physics…
Sigh! Just read on…

Recently Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to Earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and his head was in a spin. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done. Here are a few scenes from
Vijayakanth’s movies:

Vijayakanth has a brain tumour which, according to the doctors, can’t be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot
in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking
away the tumour along with it and he is cured. Long live Vijayakanth!

Vijayakanth is confronted with three gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately
only one bullet. Guess, what he does? He throws a knife at the gangster
standing in the centre and shoots at the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into
two pieces, killing both the gangsters flanking the one in the centre, while
the knife kills the middle one.

Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he
has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? No, not even in your remotest imagination.
As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
gun … and the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he stayed around to watch another movie, thinking that at least it will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes on fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed.

Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. It’s so high that Vijayakanth
can’t jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques our heroes
normally use.

He has to desperately kill the villain. Vijayakanth pulls out two guns
from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height
of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air with his second gun.
Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton faints!


I also pengsan…

17 thoughts on “Lighten up!”

  1. Frank: if i get more than 15 comments on this post, i will definitely post more…hahahah: your laugh is contagious!!Eraine: ehehehehe…glad you like it too..xEs begs to differ though..=(

  2. whatt crap post is this? copy paste from forwarded email ah?? original abit la!! hahahaha no la just trying to make the number of comments to reach 15! šŸ˜€

  3. ahhaaa… this funny mate….i havent watch any bollywood movie…(ok i watch once, but its a drama)…so seriously, does this happen to de bollywood action movie? *scratch head*

  4. xEs: Aye…the openning and closing is original wat!! Better than posting one question and consider it as a new and original post right?=Direnekay: I’ve only watched Kuch Kuch Khota Hay..however it’s spelt… but I skipped all the singing, dancing and super-sound effect fighting scenes.Someone told me those were the best scenes in a bollywood movie.So, i’m not qualified to make any comments..but the actresses all bloody pretty lar!!

  5. hehehe man.. this is some funny shit!! cant stop laughing after reading it…. hahahahah throw the gun and then shoot at the trigger? hahahahahaha

  6. Blardee funny mate..even in freezing summer of the scottish weather this post makes me sOOOooooo WARM! ahhahahahahhahahaha….All this things u can think off to write!!!

  7. Frank: if i can get 15 comments in this post or any posts that i post, xEs’s going to gimme a gmail account!!So, I hope I’ll be getting another few more comments!ehehheheee…Do you have a gmail frank??

  8. Frank: muahahahAAHAHA!!!YAY!!!Now I have 16 comments on this post!!weeweeEEt!!Saphire_Pearl: yeah!! YAY!! now i can claim a gmail from xEs!! ehheehehee…

  9. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m a happy hippie!!Yups, thanks to all of you for your wonderful comments!*CheErS*

Leave a Reply to sapphire_pearl Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.