*pooooot* *blargh*

This might offend some PETA members but I laughed so hard till I couldnt breath after hearing this story….
One day, D, a friend of mine, was getting ready for school.
It was wee hours in the morning and everyone was still sleeping…except for his little sister’s hamsters…
He then devised and evil plot… which is.. fart at his sister’s hamsters.
He proceeded to do so and let off a loud fart…
*pooottttt* *blargh*
D: oh shit!!!
He accidentally shat on his sister’s hamsters!!

How to marry more than one in Malaysia…Part 1

We all know that polygamy is not allowed in Malaysia except for Muslim. Polygamy according to www.dictionary.com mean “The condition or practice of having more than one spouse at one time.” So that mean, a man cannot have two wives or a woman cannot have two husband. But, what if a person who has two spouse with different gender? Let”s look at the example below :-
Joanne is a bisexual. Although she is married to John but at the same time she is deeply in love with Jane too. John is extremely open minded and understanding, he does not complain about Joanne’s extra marrital relationship with Jane. One day, Joanne and Jane decided to get marry, in some hippies land as a lesbian couple. John does not complain at all.
When Joanne and Jane return to Malaysia, Joanne is charged in Court for practising polygamy.
“Joanne, how many husband do you have?” asked the public prosecutor
“one only wor.”
“then what is Jane to you.”
“my wife lar”
The public prosecutor has to drop his case because homosexual marriage is not recognisable in Malaysia. Hence, Joanne does not commit any polygamy.
NOTE: This is the author’s own point of view. Should you choose to believe and practice it, the author and the members of www.xes.cx will not be liable for it.

US Agency Stamps, Coin, Notes and Phone Cards Fair

I saw this advertisement from Brunei, Malaysia and Singapore’s Stamp Catalogue.


This is the first time I see people putting photos of themselves on an unrelated advertisement.

So anyway,I paid them a visit today.

It was held at the 2nd Floor of Heritage Hotel, Kuala Lumpur Railway Station. One should pay a visit there as its interior is of Victorian/Edwardian design.

Their elevator kicks asses as well. You have to open the door yourself and close it yourself! It’s like living in the early 1900s 😀

The fair was held in a medium sized room with stamps, coins and notes sprawled all over the place. The price is reasonable as well. Further, their service was excellent!

As for the variety of stamps, they have stamps all over the world and era. I even saw a Penny Red selling for RM12!

They also have an excellent collection of Japanese Occupation of Malaysia Stamps!


RM5600!!!! I gotta sell my ass for this!!


Japanese Occupation stamps. It’s written ‘Savings, the Japanese Government Malai (Malaysia)’


Coins & Notes. They even have Saddam Hussein’s notes.

The fair is held every month first Saturday and Sunday, 9am to 6pm daily. To all stamp lovers, pls pay a visit tomorrow!

Branded cosmestic

My colleague, K and I were commenting on an interesting advertisement.
K: Immaculate services, hair grooming and finger nail clipping, wah, branded cosmetic to compliment the make up
Out of no where.
E (female colleague): I WANT I WANT!! Branded cosmetic!! Where???
K: It’s at Nilai Memorial Park. The full-page advert is by a company offering female embalmers and beauticians for female deceased! You want to book in advance eh?
US: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Law and Medicine…

NOTE:This article is written without prejudice to both the profession of lawyer and doctor. If you find this article too offensive to you, it is just meant to be a joke and the author have no whatsoever intention of defaming or degrading either profession. This is solely the author’s view.
We all know that lawyer and doctor are consider the two most pretigious profession in a traditional, conventional thinking chinese family. But, what is the difference between the two profession in practice?
When a person who had been served a summon claiming over RM1 Million, he goes to a lawyer.
A: Lawyer! Lawyer! please help me. Somone suing me for RM1 Million lar..die lar, i am screwed this time. My wife and children will starve to death. My life will be over!!!! HELP ME!!!
Lawyer: (after looking at the summon) Ok no problem, i will save you.
A: How much will you charge me?
Lawyer: RM100,000 only.
A: HUH!!!! U MAD AR!!!
But, when a person who had a critical disease goes to a doctor.
A: Doctor! Doctor! Please help me, i am going to die soon.
Doctor: (after looking at the medical report) No problem, i will save you.
A: How much will you charge me?
Doctor: RM100,000
A: OK!
When the lawyer fight off the RM1 Million suit against the person and save his life from collasping
A: Thank you ar, Lawyer.
Lawyer: This is your bill
A: Crazy ar! RM100,000. I don’t want to pay!
Lawyer: But you agreed? You said that you shall be grateful to me if i save your life and shall pay RM100,000.
A: Why u so greedy. You lauya buruk lar…charge so much, go to hell lar.
Lawyer: ….
A: Give discount lar then i will pay.
Then the Lawyer will have no choice but to give him 50% discount.
But, the doctor cured the person from the critical disease
A: Doctor, you are my saviour! You save my life!!!
Doctor: Nah…RM100,000 bill
A: Of cos, i will pay. You are the angel of my life!
He doesn’t even ask for a discount.
When a lawyer lose the person’s case because the opponent had a solid good case against him.
A: Pukimah (“motherfucker”), you lauya buruk. Now, my life gone lar now. I hope you die tommorow and rod in hell! Don’t even wish that i will pay you a cent. If you want, you sue me lar!!!
He will scold the lawyer till his kingdom come.
But, when a doctor fail to cure the person
A: Doctor, i know you have try your best already. Thank you very much.

Forum hacked

http://www.xes.cx/forum was hacked. I have removed the old forum and replaced it with a new one.

Although not as bad as xiaxue‘s case whereby her blog and her 3000 emails were deleted by a hacker, its sad to see our 2000 over posts disappear.

I did not bother to trace the hackers as they seem to be foreign based. They seem to have found a bug in the forum script which enabled them to exploit it.

I hope the hackers are happy on their so-called achivement. I pray that the worst will fall on them.
By the way, Mr. So-called hacker,


FUCK YOU LA!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! TIULIAMAFOOOTLATCHATCHOIYINYONGLAMFALATTTCHAUCHHEEEEBYEEEEE!!! NIAAAMAAABAIIWOKAA!!! PUKITIANGLUUMAKKAUMELETUP!!!

phew.

I wonder if that script kiddie knows the basic rule of hacking etiquette. Never ever remove datafiles unless its necessary. dumbarse.

Organ Donors @ Atmosphere


They were excellent!! Absolutely amazing!
Their set was hard and what made it more unique is that they change tracks every 2 – 3 minutes.
The duo, brothers Scott and Matt Harris, have great showmanship as well. They dance, jumped around and played with the crowd throughout their entire set.


Scott and Matt Harris, also known as Organ Donors.
The event was also like a mini reunion for us old ravers. Those were the days where we would hang out at raves till early in the morning. Now everyone is too busy with their own lives.
Unfortunately, the beginning of the night didn’t start well for us. We were hoping for free entry (9 of us) and we already had the sources to do so i.e. invitation SMS and guest list. However, the SMS invitation ended on 11:30PM. We were few minutes late. Then as for my guest list (many thanks to Jose), it was closed as well!! ARGH!
Fortunately, Edwin settled the matter for us. This wasn’t the end though. While taking pictures/videos of Organ Donors….
Bouncer: HOI NO PICTURES IN THE CLUB. KEEP IT AND PUT IT IN YOUR CAR NOW!!
Me: O_O!!!
Is this the kind of service we customers deserve?? Where is the courtesy we deserve, man.
But nonetheless, here are 2 videos. Nothing much, just to show how is it like.
http://www.xes.cx/download/organdonors-1-www.xes.cx.zip
http://www.xes.cx/download/organdonors-1-www.xes.cx.zip
Since everything didn’t went well, I was about to plot an anti-Atmosphere club movement. But thank god Organ Donors played a great set, otherwise I would have publicly denounce my support for Atmosphere club. We should thank them for bringing in such awesome DJs.
The club was nice enough to allow Organ Donors play one last track before the night ended. Loads of people swarmed towards the Organ Donors for autograph right after their set.
I hope they’ll come back again!