flop flop flopppp

I had breakfast at my usual coffee shop, just next to the morning market. While eating breakfast this morning *Utada Hikaru songs playing in the background, coming from a bootleg CD stall*.

Mmm..soothing music then suddenly..*flop flop flop flopp*

The sound came from the morning market.

Apparently, the bootleg CD stall owner was running away. I could hear his slippers flip flopping as he ran. It seems that the local authorities came without warning and confiscated his entire stall. Even his speakers were confiscated. Poor guy, all he could save was his Bata slippers.


I’m going! Are you? 😀

Melbourne Shuffle

Got this from Cris

SHUFFLE COMPETITION @ Hard Kandy, Melbourne

Hard Kandy in conjunction with one of the largest rave crews in Kuala Lumpur (KL), are giving 6 lucky shufflers the chance to shuffle in KL through an all expenses paid trip. This came about because the crew in KL have heard so much about the “Melbourne Shuffle” and would like 6 of our dancers to perform as part of their stage production at one of thier events.

The prize: A return airfare to KL, 2 nights accommodation plus $250 spending money. Winners will also have the opportunity to appear in the Hard Kandy DVD later this year.

The travel dates:You will fly out on the 30th July (Friday) and return to Melbourne on the 1st August (Sunday). You must be available for these 3 full days.

The conditions: To enter, the following Terms and Conditions apply:
1) Dancers must be over 18 years of age.
2) Dancers must have a valid passport and be eligible and willing to travel (eligability will be checked through an interview process)
3) Dancers must not have any prior criminal convictions in order to be eligable to travel
4) Dancers must be available on 31st Jul to 1st August
5) Dancers must be physically capable to perform for multiple 30min sets over a 6 hour period.
6) Dancers will be representing HARD KANDY. Their conduct must be professional at all times.
7) Illicit substances are not tolerated in KL. HARD KANDY will not take any responsibility for any persons found or associated with drugs during the competition.
8) HARD KANDY reserves the right to cancel the competition without notice.
9) HARD KANDY reserves the right to reverse the final decision at any time.

The process: We have already been collecting names over the past few weeks of different shufflers. These people, as well as anyone who comes down to the re-opening on the 11th June and shuffles, will have the opportunity to be selected into the final 20.

The final 20 will be selected on the 11th June at the re-opening of Kandy. After we have selected these final 20 shufflers, we will be recording each person individually outside of the club. The judges will then sit down and watch the footage of each shuffler before selecting the final 6.

Those final 6 will need to go through an interview process with myself so that we can double check their eligability of travel. This will include checking passports and various other aspects which are neccessary to be able to gain a work permit in KL for this competition.

The remaining 14 shufflers will be held as “reserves”, pending the outcome that one of the final 6 is not eligable to travel.

Haircut

I had a hair cut yesterday. Well, my usual spiky haircut.


New hair cut.

I’ve been a regular at this new saloon near my place. The shampoo girls are cute and the stylist knows what I want. Great place. And oh yeah, the shampoo girls give good massages too. No, they don’t provide ‘extra service’.

This place used to have loads of pretty girls and great service. Unfortunately, all the pretty girls have left the saloon hence their business deteriorated tremendously. I used to know the girls working there. They would tell me stories about their work and all.

The funniest story that I’ve heard was when the head stylist, Mei, was washing one of the patron’s hair. He was a dark man of 40s with a balding spot on his head. I’ve seen him around. So back to our story, while she was happily scrubbing the guy’s head.

Guy: ooohh baby..that feels goooddddd
Mei: ????? thanks..
Guy: *fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
Mei: 8D!!

The guy got horny, took out his dick and started wanking. *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

Mei was shocked. She didn’t know what to do.

Then suddenly, a knight in shining armour entered the door, he was oozing charm and Mei immediately felt relieved.

Well, actually, I walked in and the guy quickly shove his thing back into his trousers. I didn’t know what happened until the girls told me about it.

I think he didn’t manage to cum..

i dun like strange ppl very much…

BLOG BLOG BLOOOGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! I bet everyone of Leong’s guest bloggers have gotten that msg from him on ICQ or MSN or SMS at one point or other. 😀 *waves at Leong* 😀

Anyway, life hasn’t been all exciting for me hence the hiatus. But there is this one stalker episode which I really wanna voice out and hopefully he reads it. HAH! Crash and burn!!!

Stalker may have been too harsh a word for him. But he was just plain scary. I hate it when we have to build up rapports and networks when we start working. So many people tend to mistaken these superficial and pretentious ‘friendships’ to mean something more. But only so few seem to get it that non-replies really means fuck off. Ok sure when he started a conversation, I have got to layan the first few replies but after that, when he started to get all creepy with his poems and affectionate name calling .. hell, buzz off, I never want or ever wanted any of these.

I cannot make it more obvious that I wasn?t remotely interested by not replying his msgs or even picking up his phone calls. At one time, I got like 30 missed calls in less than 15 minutes. And then he got all violent by sending me chains of intimidating and hostile msgs. You have got some nerve, you dick. And after that little episode you dare to pretend as if nothing happened and continued with all the affectionate name calling in msgs once again. Everytime I receive them, I feel like vomiting. I wonder how can someone be so thick to just expect a girl to like them just because you spoke to them before. Fuck off, you sad man. He even went as far as to claim to know he knew me psychologically. PSYCHO. (you guys should have read the email he sent, it was stupid/scary in a hilarious way, reading about how much he knows about a person just after one chance meeting) I am not yours to call princess ? heck or anything at all for that matter! ? and I wish you freaking leave me alone. Stop sending me msgs. Stop trying to call me. Stop emailing me. Just stop harassing me, damnit. I can?t get more obvious than this.

Ok. Finally got it out of my system. The fella was really bothering me and bringing it up with Chen didn?t help since all he wants to do is smash his face in.. *thank you dear, but no thanks, k? You can relax your knuckle sandwich now.. yes yes dear.. you can put down the bat too?

On a lighter (I think….) note, have any of you guys seen Happy Tree Friends?? When the video started, I was like “awwwww….” (then it was downhill from there) “aww- ARGH OMG!! ARGHHH!!! OH SHIIEETT! THAT POOR- OMG OMG OMG RUN U POOR TH- ARGH! ARGH SHIET!!! YEEE!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*fans myself slowly……. takes a slow deep breath…….

And so yeah, here’s the link for those who have no idea what I am going on about – Happy Tree Friends!

apples and grapes

Here’s something I got from a dear friend…

A dedication to all Women – single or not-so-single

Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy…….

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
already been picked!

And…
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to
stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to
have dinner with…


dirty old man…

After my usual weekly climbing session, Mum, Dad and I had dinner at KLFC, a huge open air food court with over 50 stalls. They also have this huge blown up penguin on top of the roof. Looks cute.

So today, we were quietly having our meal. Suddenly our attention was diverted towards an elderly man with couple of beer on his table. His face was sagging and almost bald other than the patches of white hair on his head. A “beer lady” (girls that serve beer) was standing next to him. Mum, Dad and I were literally staring at them. The elderly man said,

“Look at the blown up penguin up there”
Lady looks and smiled..
Elderly man: “It looks like you..”
Lady smiled and flirting action begins.

Mum, Dad and I were astonished with the capability of the old man to pick up chicks.

Events

Events this month! (Unfortunately, both events fall on the same date)

Crasher?10 Years With A Vengeance

19 June, 9pm – 6am

World-renowned super club Gatecrasher and Gatecrasher Worldwide Events throw out its next Crasher event at Sepang and locks down three DJs to turn KL wild?Signum, Less Hemstock and Matt Hardwick.

RM70 (inclusive of 1 drink) Sepang International Circuit Jalan Pekeliling, KLIA

Regenerate Japan GT featuring John “00” Flemming & Ken Ishii

Date : 19th June 2004 Venue : Espanda, KL (indoor & Outdoor) Cover : RM30 + 1 drink

* FREE entry for the first 250 clubbers *

As for the long awaited Reinforce 4 @ Genting Highlands on 26 June. Rumours has it that it has been postponed.

gmail

Thanks to Jasmine, I have gmail. 1gig worth of email space!! yaBedaBedOoo!!

However, gmail isn’t user friendly. I have to view my attachment one by one and I can’t view it through Outlook Express.

No, I cant invite anybody cause I’m an invitee 😀

If you want gmail, click here or email me at xes@foongchengleong.com!

ants

Ants
Ants. A tribe in South America dips them in chocolate and eats them as snacks. Malays believe that eating ants will make them forgetful. Ozzy Osbourne snorted them like cocaine.

I tried eating ants before, well accidentally. They didn’t taste nice and in fact horrible. I was eating some snacks on the bed and left it open before dozing off. I woke up an hour later, feeling blur, I reached for my snack. Unknown to me, it was covered with smelly ants. And ohh yeahhh..the tasteeee wass mmmmm… revolving..euww

So today,
Ahh…mangosteens.. good for hot weather..mmm..*chew chew chew*
Few pieces later..hmm..something taste funny and seems to be moving..
God damn it..i ate a bunch of ants.. euwwww