I’ve got to admit, I haven’t been receiving any problem emails lately. I guess my stint as ‘Dear Aunt Bimbobum’ has died.
I was really bored of having no emails to read (not even forwarded joke emails *ahem endroo* *ahem karheng*), not even a marriage proposal like a blogger we all know of (you know who I’m talking about ;P), that I decided to check out the spam.
Who the hell is Yana?!
I found out that my evil twin is a secretary and a porn star. ‘bimbobad’ is such an unimaginative name…
I may be bankrupt soon. Like I have a bank account there…
My ‘penis’ could be the next Mr. Universe. “Call me the Brick Dick” … -_- so lame.
Man, everything was nonsense! I got even more bored, going through all of that.
I want real SPAM:
http://www.spam.com, and that’s not ‘halal‘. Wow, they have a fan club!
I want a pork burger NOW. yum.
p.s. The real deal on spam can be read on wikipedia – electronic spam is a cheap way of doing advertising because most of the cost is not borne by the sender, but the recipients. Most products advertised for could be illegal.
zomg! (whatever it means) first!
ZoMG!(What does it mean?)Second!
Shit, 3rd….
shiiiittt…4thhh
zOMG! 6thhh.. so damn hard to get 1st these days!! darn it!
opps suppose to be 5th… oh well 6th now!
eh …those always first…must be always on computer one! Please get a laif! hehehehe
laif? hehehe
iv’N you disappoint me! i thought you’re usually first ;P
bimbo: sighhhh… u gotta sms me before u hit the post button next time then. lolzzz
hahaha yum! i feel like SPAM now 0_0
with cheese ;P
..and fried egg!!! ;(
OMG… u just reminded me how delicious SPAM is!!
YUM! spam + fried egg + cheese …
but spam = fat! I can’t eat!
iv’N: eat first, never think. That’s my motto..hehe
everyone: seriously..what’s zomg?
iv’N: you can’t eat it? not even one slice? ;P
electronicfly: you know wat’s OMG right? the ‘z’ at the front is a sound of a fly buzzing… zOMG is to exaggerate it a bit la. ;P
ok ok, for your benefit, i googled it.
“ZOMG is a bastardization of the Internet shorthand term for ‘Oh My God’, OMG. The term is commonly used to express humorously overwrought excitement and as a way of mocking internet slang as a whole.”
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
I made it to 18th im so proud of myself
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG BATTLE TANKS!!!
ZOMGGGGGG..19th…
bimbobad…intro to me la!!!!
well how can ur name not unimaginative?
Abalon: yer, take the brick dick one la! you don’t want to hold a brick?
LOL BATTLETANKS!!!
ZOMG!!!
I want some SPAM…the porky burger look’s delicious…
Where to get SPAM!!
at 675 pieces of spam thats a fscking lot. you really should stop registering for turtle cosplay porn….
dogma: f*ck, turtle pron is slimy. and i cleared up the spam already – tiring, man.
MA LING LUNCHEON MEAT > SPAM. 😛
btw, why I’m ahem’ed ???
SPAM pwnz MA LING LUNCHEON MEAT pants down man. haha.
bimbobum : i know how to hold moving lights only@.@