The Sex Addict

I don’t know if this is true, but I received it in my mailbox and w00t, I don’t know which one I wish I am!
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness..
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever….Romantic. Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna mess with… u might end up crying…. the most irresistible.
Your blogger: xes


.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
Your blogger: bimbobum <--- I wish!! ;D .:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the shit out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile.. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini’s in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you’ll never forget. Smart.
.:TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as …….. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ……… Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
Your blogger: frank_omatic
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
So, what’s your horoscope?

17 thoughts on “The Sex Addict”

  1. wtf what a bunch of crap. its almost like every description is the same. everyone is amazing in bed, WTF!!
    btw, im a libra. dont mess with me! πŸ˜›

  2. ahahaahaha i guess it’s just for entertainment purposes, making everyone happy and thinking they’re all good in bed. ;D
    HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU!!!

  3. this is crap, every description is the same. everyone is good in bed. how come then i’ve come across many who are not good in bed at all, those totally clueless kind.

  4. Under Gemini, u wrote ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. It’s ‘irresistible’.
    My star sign? Anal Crappus

  5. Under Gemini, u wrote ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. It’s ‘irresistible’.
    My star sign? Anal Crappus.

  6. Well… it’s NOT aBsOLuTeLy wrOnG~.. but I wonder Y the writer repeats them… *hmmz* Maybe a truE comment by “m”; the writer is a boring Aquarious. HAHAHA! SOrry~ No offence! (;*

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