During my summer break one day, a British friend gave me a letter and told me to read it when I was on the plane back to Malaysia. He told me that besides a letter, he had written a story he would like me to be the first to read.
I read the story first, which didn’t make sense, and then the letter, which went something like this:
Thank you so much for coming to my birthday party the other day. I was very pleased that you came, and was especially pleased you sat beside me. Thank you for the box of chocolates! I am keeping it hidden in my drawer away from my wife.
You looked pretty that day. I liked your blouse. Your blouse was nice, but it didn’t obscure the shape of your breasts …
I can’t remember the rest of the letter.
As a young (and innocent) university student then, I was shocked by his bluntness. I was horrified!
My mum was not pleased when I repeated the details of the letter to her, neither was my aunt.
“Hmmph! What a dirty old man,” my aunt commented. “Better stay away from hamsup (perverted) old men.”
His letter scared me and I couldn’t help being affected by it, that I stopped being friends with him. He emailed to ask why I was avoiding him, and I told him. Why I found him scary, is because I started to wonder whether he preyed on Chinese girls as a hobby. I wasn’t the only Chinese girl he befriended – there were other girls from mainland China, Taiwan, etc who he’d go all out of the way to help them out.
I mean, what the hell, man, what if he had been checking out my breasts all the while we met up for coffee and while working on a project together??
At that time, he was 56 years old, so yes, my aunt labelled him a dirty old man.
24 thoughts on “Was it a Dirty Letter?”
reminds me one of note i received many years back. the opening line was , “ARE YOU REMEMBER ME????”
are your boobs as hot as boob_omatic?.
are you remember me?
like stalker lah, that. ;P
boob_omatic: manboobs me have. you? ;D
does sound terribly pervy for a 56 year old, but expecting a man to not sneak a peek at your tettet is like expecting a goat to survive a supernova with nothing but a badminton raquet 😐
dogma: thats politically correct.
bimbo: so… your tetek must be quite big for this old man to have an interest.
dogma: so. it’s a …. male thing? human nature kind of thing? like how women check out those firm buttocks on men?
endroo: haha i wish! ;D
Bimbo: “liked your blouse. Your blouse was nice, but it didn’t obscure the shape of your breasts” too small or too big??hmm…
whatever his intentions were, its sure sounds creepy as hell!
sow & endroo: goat? supernova? badminton racquet?? tettek??? which part of the entire paragraph is ‘politically correct??’ didnt say it didnt make sense though hahahahahah
tetekbum: i must confess..the old man..it was me!
but i guess u have huge breast when i saw u at clubs when i was back in msia
i’m too stunned to think of a response for the time being ……
Can I be quite blunt and at least say “good for you”?
At the very least, you have the looks to make him appreciative. Some girls would never ever raise a man’s… interest in them 😛
So am i to deduce that bimbobum’s mammary glands are anything but humble? 😀
Xes: LOLOLOL! “ARE YOU REMEMBER ME?”
bimbo’s breasts must be gorgeous, huge an firm.
bimbo’s breasts must be gorgeous, huge and firm.
Oh please…stop talking about bimbobum breast.
hmmm…all images of breast is popping up in my head now…lol
Heard from somewhere on tv (can’t remember what I was watching) that males who play with their female partner’s breast, experience lower stress levels.
No wonder why I‘am always stress, guess I have to play with my own nipples.
*LOL* at Scuzzy
hah. so tak jadi for a pick-up letter. “you have hawt boobs, let’s go!”
Lainie: pick up line from a retiree is scary!
boob_omatic: you sound like you’re watching porn …..
wolfx: i is humble!
Low: ah, thanks! it’s scary, yet complimentary? ahaha ;P
lx: HAVE I MET YOU BEFORE?!
tetekzing: so how old are you now lah?!
calvin: agreed! even my dad told my mum to tell me not to go near that man ever!
Khinko: i have no idea. maybe i just have nice shapely breasts?
u know what be really funny and ironic. bimbobum turns out to be a man.
*winks at zing*
hasn’t that always been the issue?
oh god i just had a man with nice huge shapely breast winked at me!! arghhhh the shame!!!
what a nightmare eh 😉