Month: January 2005

Hot Chicks stamps!!

Wendy See, a reader of this website, sent me these pictures 😀

Very fappable indeed.

However, I doubt the authenticity of these stamps. These stamps might fall into the category of “Cinderella Stamp”.

Cinderella Stamp is any stamp that may look like a regular postage stamp, but which is not valid for use as postage. Stamp-like objects categorized by philatelists as Cinderella Stamps include such things as Christmas Seals, Easter Seals, and Fantasy Stamps from non-existent countries, but there are many other types of Cinderellas. In other words, “Cinderellas” is the nickname given to all non-postage stamps that are not listed in Scott’s catalog, and that most traditional stamp collectors tend to scorn or shun. However, there is a growing number of specialized collectors who find these philatelic items fascinating.

Anyway, thanks girl!

More g4y men

Homosexuals seem to be the butt of the jokes all the time. For few hundred years, they have been subjected to torture, discrimination, humiliation and isolation.
But I somehow think that we heterosexuals are sour grapes. Gay men has better body than us. They have better sense of fashion than us. They speak better than us and they get more sex than us.
Hence, this leads to my sour grape post against them!
A colleague of mine related this story to me. It happened to his friend.
N is a shy boy from a small hometown in Malaysia. Despite being from a small town, he had the opportunity to further his studies in England. However, he seldom mixes around and usually hang out with his small group of friends. Then one day, he decided to change. He headed to the student union to meet up with some locals, talk to them and get to know some ‘guai lou’ friends so that he can show it off to his pals next time.
Then he met one ‘guai lou’
N: oh I’m from Malaysia!
Guailou: Hey I’ve been there! Great place!! I love it! I went to this club called Angogo in Kuala Lumpur.
N had never heard of the club but decides to be friendly. He replied,
“Oh that club! I’ve been there too! I love the place! I go there all the time”
After saying that, the guailou took N’s drink, drank it and put his hands on his hands on N’s thigh. He started talking to him in a flirty way. N got scared and started to run.
Unknown to him, Angogo is a gay club in Kuala Lumpur. He was soooo scared the whole night.
Then another story,
Another friend related this to me,
There’s a club in Penang called Soho, with many pretty girls.
But some how the pretty girls are men….

Bank Charges

I remember when i was in primary school. Maybank sent representative to my school to encourage the primary school students to save. The slogan the bank used at that time was “Sikit sikit lama lama jadi bukit” (Save bit bit, it will become a hill eventually). I opened a bank account with them, thinking that i might be rich if keep up the habit. But now the bank who taught me the value of saving has turn their back on me. They started to charge me for all their services, for no fucking reason. To get a clearer view of the whole issue, Claudia Theophilus wrote an article in Malaysiakini
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The Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry wants banks to furnish it with details of the service charges they are currently imposing on customers. Deputy Minister S Veerasingam said the ministry had made the request to all the banks two months ago following numerous complaints about the increasing number of charges that were being imposed for various online as well as over-the-counter transactions.
“Although we have so far only received verbal complaints, we have acted on it by asking the banks to give the full detail on the type of charges they are imposing on customers,” he told malaysiakini yesterday.
“In fact, many were totally unaware of these charges until later, when they realised that small amounts were being debited from their accounts.”
He said one of the complaints involved a third party who wanted to cash a cheque and was shocked when told to pay a RM2 service charge.
“This does not happen if the cheque is cashed personally by the account
holder.”
Promptly and seriously only one or two banks have responded so far, said Veerasingam. He hoped the rest would come in soon.
“This is something that Bank Negara must look into promptly and very seriously.”
None of the central bank officials could be reached for comment.
Effective Dec 20, Maybank will start imposing a RM12 annual subscription fee for customers using its Internet banking facility, Maybank2u.com, where an upgraded posting explains the service charge.
The Maybank2u website states that fees and commissions are levied on various products and services provided by Maybank. The move has prompted hundreds of protest e-mails to the Maybank Group Contact Centre whose response has been a standard format e-mail to all customers, regardless of their queries or suggestions. An online petition is currently making its rounds via e-mails asking the Malaysian, Singaporean and Filipino customers of the country’s largest banking group to show the power of consumers by signing it before Dec 19. Don’t remain silent
Referring to the latest charge by Maybank2u.com to be imposed, the petition said it was ridiculous to pay service charges for “keeping our money in your bank”.
“You (Maybank) use our money to invest in your projects. You give us minimal interest, and you ask us to pay for using services that are given free by other banks!” read the petition, partly in English and Bahasa Malaysia.
The protest note also claimed that Maybank was the only bank to charge 50 sen for withdrawing “our own money” at the ATM for every withdrawal exceeding four times a month.
In Bahasa Malaysia, the note expressed regret that customers did not protest against the 50 sen charge when it was first imposed a few months ago.
“If we continue to remain silent, I’m sure the banks will impose more charges on us in the future.
“It is because we had failed to protest previously that this is happening now. Come, let’s act. Enough is enough!” the petition concludes.
“Let’s teach them (a lesson) by clicking on the ‘reject’ option on the subscription page in protest of their new terms.”
The petition ends with a call to all Malaysians to show their consumer power by uniting behind this one issue.
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Sometimes, i wonder if the bank care about us, the consumer. As my friend put it “Every businessman will try to cheat money off the consumer no matter how ethical they are”. But, isn’t the Bank suppose to be our most trusted business companion?

Regenerate @ Espanda

Hen, Umeng, Jennifer, YK, WK, Lin, Jin Han, Yming, Peng, me and others planned to party again. Our initial target was Atmosphere since it has been almost a year since we went there.

We were greeted by a bunch of muscular men, mostly dressed in sleeveless tops, outside Atmosphere. They were collecting donations for the Tsunami victims. Soon we realised that they were gay men. As I was waiting for the others to reach, one of the organizers came up to me. He wanted me to fill in a questionnaire.

After I filled up the questionnaire, I said,

“Forgive me for being rude, is this a gay oriented party?”

“Yes, it is”, he replied.

“I see, how often will you hold this event here?”

“Hopefully once every 2 weeks”

Then out of no where, Ping said,

“ooooohhh main buntot ohhh, syokkkk…” (oooooohhh play ass…feels goooodd)

I went O_O

I whispered to Ping, “WOI SHUT UP”

Instead of keeping quiet, he added, “manyak sakit ohhhhhhhh” (very painful ooooohhh)

Unknown to him, the questionnaire guy was actually gay. Ping had no place to hide his face.

Since the sight of sweaty gay men doing the ‘sotong’ dance isn’t very appealing to us, we headed to Regenerate @ Espanda. We struck a deal with the bouncer to open 2 bottles of whisky for 11 people (limit is 4 per bottle). However, we weren’t entitled to all the re-entry tag and the bloody bouncer wanted us to get him a pack of cigarettes in return for the remaining entry tag. We fuck him no time ah!!

Espanda wasn’t packed at all. I guess Regenerate missed their chance on a huge profit after the initial KL Tower rave that was cancelled. The crowd was so-so. The music was so-so. The whole event was so-so.

BEER

First and foremost, HapPy NeW YeAr everyone!!

Despite the government not encouraging any major new year’s eve celebrations this year, I’m sure many of us partied in a minor scaled fashion anyway. Bangsar, Sri Hartamas, KL… were packed, as usual.
Celebrations and parties aside, I’m dedicating this piece of blog to all our male readers. Please read on, and StaY ALERT!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a ‘date-rape drug’ called “Beer” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere!

“Beer” as it is commonly referred to, is used by ‘female predators’ to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “Beers,” and then ask him home for ‘no-strings-attached Sex’, …. a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several “Beers,” men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship!” In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “Marriage!”

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “Beer” is administered.

If you or some men you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “Beer” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured, …. male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

So, here’s wishing all readers a very Happy New Year filled with hope, joy and love. Cheers to you boys..and no, I’m not offering any beer!
**winks*

As for the ladies, lets just keep up with what we always do BEST!

A woman’s philosophy: “Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with…”