New Pay TV

Good news!!! Gaming tycoon Vincent Tan Chee Yioun Plans to launch Malaysia second Pay-TV, Mitv in october. It will have 80 channels and will charge a flat monthly rate. It will be cheaper than Astro because it will be delivered using Digital Terrestrial Television Broadcast technology. This mean that you don’t have to pay for any satelite dish and decoder. The best is you might get to watch your favourite show on your pay-tv station even on rainy day. Read all about it at Yahoo Finance Singapore.

Now,that will spell the death of Astro. I am gonna be among the first group of Malaysia to sign up for Mitv. Before i leave, i wanna say “DIE ASTRO! DIE!”

Straight as an arrow

For lack of something better to say I’ve decided to post a excerpt from Romeo and Juliet. I like this bit cause people get stabbed and stuff happens.


[Romeo] Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
[Mercutio] No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so
wide as a church-door; but ’tis enough, ’twill serve.

—-

OKAY, I did not post that thing up there. Sow hacked into my greymatter account and posted this thing below


2004_05_21_bmovie (7k image)
Goddamn I love gay pr0n. Garh garh! 😉 fap fap fap fap

AND NO I DONT LOVE GAY PORN!!

Happy Birthday To Me

Last thrusday (13th May), i had a belated-birthday dinner with my friends at TGIF. Frankly, i cannot remember much of that auspicious night so please bear with me.

The dinner was good because we had pretty girls at the party.

of cause, the food was good too.

Frederick bought me, a tiramisu birthday cake (correct me if i am wrong). Thanks, Fred. You are the best.


On top of that, Frederick and Hun Chong bought me two tall glasses of Graveyards. Thank you, guys.

Then i was asked to give a birthday speech standing on the chair.


After the speech, Mindy sang the TGIF birthday song. It was really good.

Thanks, Mindy.

Please excuse me for making this entry sound like a thank you list. Thanks to the Graveyards, i don’t remember much of what happened that night except of all the lovely people who attended the dinner and the smiles on their faces that night. Thank you so much, people.

Atypical Measles

Today on TV3 Bulletin Utama, Health Minister Datuk Dr Chua Soi Lek urged the public not to be worry about Consumers Association of Penang (CAP)’s warning about the new type of measles known as Atypical Measles. According to Datuk Dr Chua, CAP told the public that people who had already been given measles vaccination can still infected by a new and more deadly measles known as Atypical Measles. Datuk Dr Chua lambasted CAP for misleading the public.

“I’ve never heard or read of Atypical Measles!” Said Datuk Dr Chua.

To stress his point further, he asked a man next to him whether he knows about this measles.

“Never heard of it”, the man answered.

Now, I think our Health Minister here did not do his research before he attends this news conference. I know Datuk Dr Chua is a doctor but I don’t know whether he is a medical doctor or PHD in another field. Nevertheless I am curious to find out whether or not this Atypical measles exist. Afterall, CAP will not issue a warning to the consumer without researching of the matter concerned.

In order to find out whether there is a measles known as Atypical measles, I did a search using “Atypical Measles” as keywords on Google and Dogpile.

Surprisingly, Atypical Measles is not new to the medical world. University of Miami, School of Medicine said,

“AMS occurs in persons who were incompletely immunized against measles. This may happen if a person were given the old killed-virus measles vaccine (which does not provide complete immunity and is no longer available); or the person were given attenuated (weakened) live measles vaccine that was, by accident, inactivated during improper storage. Immunization with inactivated measles virus does not prevent measles virus infection. It can, however, sensitize a person so that the expression of the disease is altered, resulting in AMS. Being atypical, AMS can be confused with other entities including Rocky Mountain spotted fever, meningococcal infection, various types of pneumonia, appendicitis, juvenile rheumatoid arthritis, etc.”

Whereas National Centre of Bioscience Library said,

“The atypical measles syndrome is a relatively new disease that was first recognized 15 years ago. Initially, it occurred in children who were exposed to wild measles virus several years after they were immunized with killed measles vaccine. It was characterized by a two- to three-day prodrome of high fever, cough, headache, and myalgia followed by a rash that resembled Rocky Mountain spotted fever, scarlet fever, or varicella and associated with roentgenographic evidence of pneumonia with or without pleural effusion. This report highlights three unusual manifestations of this syndrome: 1) transient hepatitis, 2) persistence of pulmonary lesions for several years, and 3) occurrence of excessively high measles hemagglutination-inhibition antibody titers. Today, this syndrome occurs predominantly in adolescents and young adults.”

Now Datuk Dr Chua, have u heard of Atypical Measles?

PlayBoi Kelantan

The Kota Baru Municipal Council (KBMC) had imposed a blanket ban of mannequins used for merchandise display in business premises under its jurisdiction. Jeff Ooi reported this on his blog yesterday. However, KBMC has withdrawn the ban shortly after that.

In the mean time, TV SMITH will be launching his new PLAYBOI Magazine in Kelantan soon. The inaugural issue- with PAS green as the theme colour – is dedicated to the tears of mannequins.


Image Courtesy of http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/ Copyright � 2004 TV SMITH

i am the golden spoon ;)

LO! Just some updates at the mo – I got new glasses! Ling, it’s exactly like your green ones but mine is maroon. 😉 I haven’t had them plastics in years so suddenly I feel all retro and loving it. Haha.. and yeah, to those who remember me in those HUGE plastic specs during those awkward years; relax – my taste in plastic specs have shrunk with time. 😀

Well, Cheng Beng came and gone. And I have my story to tell. A week before Cheng Beng itself, my uncle had the same dream on two consecutive nights. It was of my very eldest cousin whom I (and probably you too, Ling) knew nothing of until last weekend. She died when she was 12 years old of a genetic heart problem which couldn’t be diagnosed then. She was buried in Cheras and then her whole family shifted away to Penang. Then 27 years later, she would appear in my uncle?s dreams, telling him that she was lonely and no one was taking care of her. She left a really strong impression that was nagging my uncle for days, so on Cheng Beng, we all decided to pay her grave a visit. Most of us weren?t even born yet when she passed away so we relied on the faint memories of our parents and phone calls to her parents to describe where the gravestone was. Piece of cake, we thought.

We thought, ?Hey no problem man, there are about 15 of us and if we each took about 2 rows each, we could easily find the gravestone by looking out for her name, right?? (Right till we reached the Cheras cemetery and there was an OCEAN of gravestones) ?It is supposed to be on a hill? (The whole cemetery IS a hill) ?Just look out for a cross? (There were thousands of crosses) ?It is near a cluster of angels? (You should get the idea by now)

I probably have never walked around alone in a cemetery before. It was like in the movies ? cloudy and drizzling, still and quiet while you slowly waded through the thick grass while holding an umbrella, bending down to squint at the faded words on the grey stones. Only things missing must be a thick long dark coat and black birds flying low in the background. It was an extraordinary experience. Sometimes, I would look behind me, half expecting someone to be standing behind me but only to be faced with hundreds small discolored pictures of solemn faces that had lived many years ago. It was so quiet. Not the eerie sort of silence, more of the calming sort. Rustling of leaves on the trees around me, rubbery squeak of my sneakers against the wet grass, occasional cracking of a dry branch on the ground. Not trying to be dramatic, but it was really how it was then.

We couldn?t find her gravestone that weekend. We left the place somewhat satisfied coz we did try? but naturally unfulfilled coz we knew that it just had to be somewhere in this cemetery. A week later, many phone calls later and another attempt in the cemetery, my relatives finally found it. I didn?t follow then but hearing my Dad described the sheer joy in finding the elusive gravestone was a gratifying yet unusual feeling. It is not everyday that you feel that your day was made because of a certain gravestone find. 😉

I am not sure how to end this post, I started off this post, wanting to be entertaining but I think I ended off rather schmaltzy. Oh well. No two ways to typify a blog, I guess. 😉 Nites all, it?s gonna be another long day tomorrow at work…

Dear Dad by Raja Petra Kamarudin

This article was given to me by Xes, yesterday. Xes found the article at http://www.freeanwar.com/Raja_Petra.htm . You can find many articles written by him there including the “Dear Son” article. There is also a photo of him on the website.

I must apologise for not investigating the origin of the article and the identity of the author first before posting it on the site. This shall never happen again.

Like I said in the disclaimer, I am not a member of any political party or Non Governmental Organisation. The main intention of me doing this, is to share some interesting articles that I have come across and to exchange our views on the articles. I am no expert in these issues but I am very keen to learn more about it. Hence, I would appreciate if anyone of you can give me more links to independent local News website (apart from Malaysiakini), forums, Newsgroup, and blogs. To some of you, this might seem boring to you but this is akin to watching reality TV show to me. Moreover, there is no harm learning more about your country’s political system and her rich history.

Please read the disclaimer first before you proceed further. If you disagree with the terms and conditions in the disclaimer,then you shall not read the article below. Thank you very much. The important points are highlighted in bold for those we are too lazy to read the whole thing.

Disclaimer:
(1) This article is not written by any of the bloggers on www.xes.cx .
(2)The guest blogger, who posted this, does not know the author of this article.
(3)The guest blogger is not a member of any political party or Non Governmental Orgranisation in any part of the world.
(4) The views in this article do not represent the stance of any bloggers on www.xes.cx
(5) This post is intended as a fruit of thought for all and not to disrupt the racial harmony in Malaysia.
(6) The domain name of www.xes.cx or the names of the bloggers on the said website shall not be quoted if the readers decided to circulate, print, email to friends or discuss with friends. If you do so and is caught in a legal suit or bashed, www.xes.cx and its members shall not be held responsible. That person shall thus do so at his/her own risk.

By Raja Petra Kamarudin
Wednesday, 31-Mar-2004 11:19 AM

Dear dad,
Thank you for your letter of 24 March 2004, which just arrived by Pos Laju yesterday. Maybe from now on we should just use the regular postal service. At least it will arrive at the very latest in three days rather than six days.

I must admit I was very surprised to receive your letter. I was at first afraid to open it lest it be some bad news from home. After all, you have never written to me before and this is the first time, so I suspected it surely could not have been any good news. After reading your letter I now realise why you chose to write rather than tell me what you said in that letter to my face.

I understand and respect your views on Ketuanan Melayu. Many of your generation, especially those who have served the government, share your same views so you are not alone. But my generation no longer holds dear the concept of Ketuanan Melayu.

You say we owe the government a debt for the education we have received. Are you saying you, I and grandfather, would never have received an education and would still be planting padi back in the kampong if not for the government? What about all those Africans and Latin Americans who live in third world countries just like us? They too are educated, in fact better educated than us. Do their countries also have a Ketuanan Melayu policy? If not, then how did they receive an education and how come they have a higher ratio of university graduates compared to Malaysia?

The only reason we need government assistance is because we have to pay for our education and the government gives us loans to finance our education. But, if education was free, then we will not need any government assistance would we? We need government loans because there are not enough places in local universities so we have to go to an overseas university. And this costs money. But if we did not have to go overseas and could instead go to a local university then the problem of financing would be solved, as we will not need any.

One can argue that building universities costs money. How much are we talking about? In the last 25 years or so, our national petroleum company, Petronas, has earned an estimated RM500 billion to RM750 billion in revenue. The actual figure is still a mystery as Petronas needs to only report to the Prime Minister and need not table its accounts for public perusal, not even to Parliament. Could not one or two billion of that be used to build more universities? In fact, they could even have easily spent ten billion Ringgit without feeling the pinch and many universities could have been built with that amount of money.

As an example, look at China, a poor country that has to support 20% of the world’s population. China has more than 1,000 universities. Beijing alone, whose population is less than half of Malaysia’s, has more than 100 universities. If China can do it why can’t Malaysia? How many universities does Malaysia have? Going by Beijing’s ratio, we should have more than 200 universities. But we have less than 10% of that. Yet, on a per capita basis, we are richer than China.

To say the Malays would never receive an education unless we have a preferential treatment policy and unless the government hands out charity to the Malays is an insult to our race. We are admitting that the Malays are failures and can only succeed with government handouts. As a proud Malay, I should imagine you would be the last to admit this. I would imagine you would want to say that the Malays can succeed under any circumstances if just given a fair chance.

On your argument of ensuring the Malays do not lose their political domination, Dad, have you analysed the latest election results? The ruling party created 25 additional Parliamentary seats. At the same time they redrew the election boundaries. Let us take one example, Kuantan.

In the past Kuantan had about 70,000 voters. Then the Election Commission moved out about 20,000 Malay voters to Paya Besar. With the ‘loss’ of 20,000 Malay voters, Kuantan now became a ‘Chinese’ seat so the ruling party had to field a Chinese candidate in Kuantan, which traditionally had been an UMNO or Malay seat.
This was done all over the country. In an attempt to defeat PAS and keADILan, both who depended on Malay votes, Malay majority constituencies were carved up and turned into ‘Chinese’ seats. And what is the result of all this?

In the recent election, UMNO won only 96 seats in Peninsular Malaysia and another 11 in Sabah, a total of 107 out of 219, and slightly less than half the seats in Parliament. And this is supposed to be UMNO’s best performance ever. Imagine what it would look like if UMNO performed badly, say like in 1999?

UMNO, which at one time had the majority seats in Parliament, are now just the largest minority. If you want to include the PAS and keADILan seats as ‘Malay’ seats, though they do not regard themselves as Malay parties, then the total would be 115 seats.

In what way do you say UMNO’s or the Election Commission’s interest is merely to ensure that Malay political domination is not eroded. The way I see it, the manipulation of election boundaries has done exactly this, erode Malay political domination. Now, I am not propagating or supporting the idea of Malay political domination mind you. I am just showing you that your argument to justify the Gerrymandering and rampant cheating in the last election as necessa
ry in the interest of Malay political domination does not hold water. What is has done instead is to give the non-Malays a stronger voice in Parliament.

Allow me to paint this hypothetical scenario. What if the non-Malay parties, even those in the ruling coalition, gang up on UMNO? And what if PAS and keADILan side with the non-Malay parties in the interest of multi-racial politics, or at best, do not side with anyone? Would your UMNO then still be able to defend the Ketuanan Melayu policy with less than half the seats in Parliament?

So you see, your loyalty to UMNO based on the notion that it is defending Malay rights and privileges is flawed. UMNO can only do so as long as the rest do not mount any challenge and are prepared to live and let live. However, once they decide to change things and make a move to end the Ketuanan Melayu, then there is very little UMNO can do.

I know, Dad, this fact has never occurred to you. You have always believed that UMNO is invincible and commands the majority voice in Parliament. This is not so. In fact, even the policy of Malay as the national language and Islam as the official religion can be abolished if the majority in Parliament wishes for this to happen. Then whom does UMNO turn to? The rulers? We must remember that the rulers are no longer required. Even if they do not sign the law it will still automatically become law with or without their signatures.

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah pointed this out in the late 1980s when he opposed the Constitutional Crisis engineered by UMNO, which may I add our new Prime Minister, Pak Lah, too opposed. Tengku Razaleigh said, what if one day UMNO loses its majority in Parliament and the non-Malays seek to remove Malay as the national language and Islam as the official religion? Now, said Tengku Razaleigh, it cannot be done without the rulers’ unanimous consent. But once the amendments to the constitution are made and the rulers’ consent is no longer required, then the Malays face the danger of losing their language and religion plus their special rights and privileges.

More than twenty years ago Tengku Razaleigh saw this coming. He knew UMNO would one day lose its majority in Parliament and the only thing left for the Malays would be their Raja-Raja Melayu. Today, what Tengku Razaleigh predicted has happened.

I must repeat that I do not subscribe to the concept of Ketuanan Melayu. You do, Dad. I just want to point out that if the only reason you support UMNO is to defend the Ketuanan Melayu, then that reason no longer exists. The Ketuanan Melayu will remain not because UMNO says so. It will remain because the non-UMNO Parliamentarians allow it to. In that case, is there any longer any reason to continue supporting UMNO?

Your son.
WRITTEN BY RAJA PETRA KAMARUDIN

Dear Son by Raja Petra Kamarudin

I came across this article while reading one of the Independent News website last week . The article is very long, if you do not want to read the whole thing, you can read those in bold prints. However, Before doing so,please kindly read the disclaimers below. If you do not agree with the terms and conditions stated, please do not proceed further. Thank you. =P

Disclaimer:
(1) This article is not written by any of the bloggers on www.xes.cx .
(2)The guest blogger, who posted this, does not know the author of this article.
(3)The guest blogger is not a member of any political party or Non Governmental Orgranisation in any part of the world.
(4) The views in this article do not represent the stance of any bloggers on www.xes.cx
(5) This post is intended as a fruit of thought for all and not to disrupt the racial harmony in Malaysia.
(6) The domain name of www.xes.cx or the names of the bloggers on the said website shall not be quoted if the readers decided to circulate, print, email to friends or discuss with friends. If you do so and is caught in a legal suit or bashed, www.xes.cx and its members shall not be held responsible. That person shall thus do so at his/her own risk.


by Raja Petra Kamarudin
Wednesday, 24-Mar-2004 10:36 AM

Dear Son,
I thought I would write you this letter, which I feel is long overdue and should actually have been done much earlier. With the present euphoria of the 11th General Elections maybe I should have a man-to-man ‘talk’ with you about some of the realities of life.

No, I am not going to talk about the ‘birds and the bees’ as in these modern times I am sure you could tell me more about that subject. What I want to talk to you is about our race, Melayu.

When you came home for your semester breaks, I quietly listened to your rhetoric of freedom of speech, equality of all races, eradication of poverty, and all such notions, without comment. I understand that you are young and just beginning to open your eyes to what is going on in the world so I thought I would allow you to speak your mind.

Mind you, in my days, I could never speak to your grandfather is such a tone of voice. He would never tolerate my ‘independent’ views and would regard it as insolence. But that was then and today I appreciate the fact that the young tend to speak their minds so I allowed you to ramble on. Now, however, it is my turn to speak my mind and I hope you too will allow me my right to speak just like I allowed you yours.

I want to remind you that you are Malay, first and last. Whatever you say and do must be tempered with this in mind. This fact tends to escape you and your idealistic beliefs do not take this into consideration.

You oppose the Umno-led Barisan Nasional because you say it is a corrupt government. You say it does not allow freedom of speech, association and assembly. You say it is undemocratic and despotic. And you go on and on listing everything that you perceive is wrong with it.

I must remind you, however, that this is the same government that gave you, me, and your grandfather, an education. Without this government that you despise so much would we be where we are today? We would still be in the kampong planting padi like my grandfather before this.

You are looking for perfection. But perfection does not exist here on earth. Perfection only exists in the afterlife (akhirat) so you will have to wait until you die before you see this perfection. As long as you are on earth you will be faced with imperfections so you will have to learn to live with this situation.

I too would like to see a perfect world; a world filled with justice, equality, freedom, and all those ‘modern’ values you students shout about. But would you be prepared to gain all this at the expense of the Malay race?

I know you worked hard and campaigned for the opposition during the recently concluded general election. And I also know you are terribly frustrated and disappointed with the outcome of the election. I will not hold my punches here. As you said, the opposition won, or could have won, but it was robbed of its win through an unfair election system and a biased Election Commission.

I shall not insult your intelligence by denying all this, as I know you are smart enough to see things for what they are. But it is my duty as your father and a Malay to explain certain things that maybe you have overlooked in your zeal of upholding your modern ideas.
You must understand, the Election Commission is run by we Malays. It is there merely to ensure that we Malays retain our political power. You accuse the Election Commission of manipulating the elections and of unfair practices. This has nothing to do with fair or unfair. It is all about ensuring that we Malays do not lose our political power to the non-Malays.

Why do you think Tunku Abdul Rahman kicked Singapore out of Malaysia? Can you imagine what would happen to us Malays if Singapore were still part of Malaysia today? The Chinese would sweep all the seats and we Malays would be reduced to a minority. Can you imagine being a second-class citizen in our own country the way the Malays in Singapore are?

You say you support keADILan because it is a multiracial party that fights for equality for all races. Do you know what keADILan is asking for? How can there be equality for all races? We Malays own this land and the other races are all immigrants. They do not deserve equal rights.

You must remember, when we gained independence in 1957, it was agreed that all these immigrants would be given citizenship as long as the Malays are given special rights and privileges. This is why we have a Ketuanan Melayu policy. The Chinese and Indians agreed to this so we gave them citizenship. Now that they are citizens they demand equal rights. This is a breach of agreement. If they do not agree to Malays being given special rights and privileges why agree to it in 1957? They should have disagreed then. Then we could have sent them back to India and China. We did not force them to become citizens of this country. They wanted citizenship. And the terms and conditions of their citizenship was discussed and agreed. It was a social contract between them and us. How can they now turn round and not agree to it?

And this is what keADILan is fighting for. They are supporting the non-Malays in breaching the agreement made in 1957. An agreement is an agreement. If you want to break it, fine. If you no longer want to honour the agreement, then that is okay. But the clause in that agreement where they get citizenship must also be rescinded. The non-Malays will then have to go back to their own country. After all, no one is forcing them to live here. If they do not like it they can leave. But do not expect us Malays to give up our special rights and privileges which have already been agreed upon long before independence.

You say the Election Commission cheated. They did not cheat. They just ensured we Malays continue to dominate Malaysian politics till the end of time. Parties like keADILan are dangerous. They pawn the country to the non-Malays just for the sake of political power. The Election Commission cannot allow this. Parties like keADILan must be wiped out from this country. Parties that collaborate with the non-Malays to rob Malays of our political power must be exterminated.

If you think the Election Commission is there to manage fair elections then you are mistaken. It is there to ensure that political power does not fall into the hands of the Chinese. It is there to ensure that your children and grandchildren have a place in Malaysia and will not become second-class citizens in our own country.

But the Election Commission is not the only player in this whole conspiracy. I should know as I used to work in the National Registration Department and it was our job to issue
identity cards. Without these identity cards the Election Commission can do very little. Umno decides how many voters it needs and where they are needed. We will then ‘generate’ these voters through the issuing of identity cards. The Election Commission then registers them in the respective constituencies based on the identity cards we issue.

So you see, I was very much a part of the system. And it was a system meant to ensure Malays remain lords of this land.

I hope I was able to shed some light on what, to you, must be a most perplexing situation. Never mind. You are young. Your blood is hot. Later in life you will realise and understand what I am saying today. And one day you too will be telling your hot-blooded children what I am telling you now.

Dad.

Written BY
Raja Petra Kamarudin
http://www.tun-uda.com/


Para Bombay

I was watching the 9:30pm HK drama on Astro just now and there was this scene where the main actor was involved in an accident together with his boss. Later in the hospital, the doctor said that he needed immediate blood tranfusion but his blood was Para Bombay, a rare type A blood. My immediate reaction was “wtf, is there such blood type?” Hence, i did a search on Google.

Surprisingly, Para Bombay blood type does exist. It is a rare phenotype commonly reported in Europe and Japan. However after reading the article, i still do not quite understand how can one has Para Bombay phenotype. All i know is through some mutation on H-antigen. Perhaps, someone with good knowledge on biology can explain this to me. Click on the link, if you want to know more. Happy reading. =P

I got bozos as colleagues

Hi hi all, before I forget – give my buddy Oon a hit or two yah! He’s the latest count to the blogworld, always found him the amusing one so it’s great to be able to get the same dose of off-hand satirical humour daily (hopefully). 😀

Ok for some reason, the ctrl+shift+a button won’t work for me, so here’s da add – www.supaoon.blogspot.com

I am so frus coz my workplace banned me from accessing this site (damnit what is so freaking X-rated about this site?). Maybe they DID find out that I blogged from work. Shite.

Anyway, something so silly happened today at work ? my colleague, A, was carrying this clipboard on her hand, against her chest when another colleague, B, asked her what the time was. She then lifted her hand to look at her watch causing the clipboard to bang against her chin and nose. Ok so it was kinda funny, A and B who were facing each other were laughing so hard that they both bent in front the same time and banged each other?s heads. They both then bent back in laughter causing them to bang their heads against the office partitions which then caused some mini earthquake in the office causing everything against or on the partitions in the entire office to fall off like some domino run. It was timely that my boss came in just right then and he had the unprecedented ?wtf..?? look on his face, even more so when he saw A?s slightly bloody nose where she scratched it with the clipboard?

I can honestly say that I am bored of my job but it?s episodes like these that make it all worthwhile even just the little bit. 😉

Ok-la? time to make a phonecall to him before heading off to sleep, in preparation of yet another *ergh* day ahead? Nites!