My neighbor complained of how all his shoes were stolen and he would just go to Uptown to find them and buy them all back. And have them stolen again and the trip to Uptown once again. Seems senseless to pay for the same pair of shoes so many times over. 🙂
There seems to be a wave of crime in my neighborhood these days. Some of you may know my neighbor, Hans and thanks to him, my ?chances of going out? leeway has narrowed substantially coz of him religiously reporting to my mum of all the crime that has been happening in our area. Thanks maannnn? *kicks Hans* Looking at it in the big picture, it?s a pretty noble thing to do but it only gives her more reasons to not let me out. Now all the amount of keychain alarms, pepper sprays, sharp weapons and people in numbers will be redundant to the eyes of my mum. BAH!
Today is a real ?painful? day. First, I was playing with my dog on the sofa when she suddenly felt like biting her own tail (why dogs do that anyway?) and she miss-cue, she bit my hand instead. Then while cleaning my room today, I dropped a bunch of bottles of nail polish on my left foot. After that, while taking my shower, I dropped my shaver on my other foot and now it won?t stop bleeding. Wah-LUN-neeehhhhh? really not my day today, man. Besides all these aches and sorts, I am still nursing a flu which has rendered my voice partially cataleptic. BAH!
This is a day for BAH!s
Here is a mini part of a conversation with YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE:
Dee: Tell me, do you love me?
YKWYA: Yeah, I do
Dee: How much?
YKWYA: Like flies to shit
Dee: (did I hear right?) What?
YKWYA: Flies to shit 🙂
Dee: ?.. wtf?..
Did he just imply that I am a piece of shit? Grrr?. BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! But I love you anyway, you piece of shiiiiiiittttttttt 😛 😛 😛 😉
Yup, definitely a day for BAH!s?
– 5.30PM
whahhahHAhaHahhAhAHAhahahAHHAhaha
did he actually said that? hhhahahahahahahahahahaa…
omg… ykwya shame of you.. first i thought slippers were bad.. this is even worst.. *haiks*Wen Dee, I checked my tracking system and someone actually looking for you in yahoo and ended up in my site..
Yay my luck improved today!! No more badddd shitty luck. But then ehehe looks like its passed on to Dee.
ooo stalker alertttt
haha! thats a good one! ;oD
hahaahhahaahahahahahahaahaaaaa……………my gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!hey wendee, get well soon aights? den we can party together…. i’ll gif a kick to ‘his’ ass when i see him… complimentary from me…..
Btw Wen Dee..this Hans sounds verrry familar..
I never keep my shoes outside – always keep them in ‘coz I’ll probably go into depression if they are stolen. hahahahah!
Shit!.. this is shit!.. then entire post is one huge piece of crap!.. (indian accent)YOU KICKED MY DOG!…
everybody: hee hee hee i tink the boy doo the larns-la…gavin: he is/was from APITT, tall skinny indian? 😉 I am sure u know him.YKWYA: Sorry dear.. 😀 But I couldn’t resist it!!
hehehe that’s mean o.O but cute at the same time
DeeDee : ahH Hansjeet is it?? From my school lar last time that fellar!! EHahe whats he doing now besides being the unofficial gossip watchman of your neighbourhood?
cute little boy. 🙂 i should start telling my gf she’s shit too muahaha, i bet i wont get ANY “lovin” for a while!
gav: he was from smdu meh??? i thought he was from smttdi?? i haf no idea wat he is doing maannn.. he had some injury a while back and didn’t go to college for awhile, so he gain dAMN DAMN DAMN a lot of weight! hehe :Dnigel: only if u feel suicidal!! 😉
omg unlucky indeed. it’s just the month of august i guess! ive been pretty unlucky myself.
lol, how romantic 😀
ahhaha, you bet. it turned suicidal too. i laughed it off but she was “lau kai-ing” for at least 30 mins. hahha:)