Category: General

Ok I’ve been tagged by Sharon of http://www.devilishaz.blogspot.com/.
It works like this (Sharon’s way, it seems that others have to finish all the sentences below).
Choose 5 of the professions/job/person you want to be (as listed below).
• If I could be a scientist…
• If I could be a farmer…
• If I could be a musician…
• If I could be a doctor…
• If I could be a painter…
• If I could be a gardener…
• If I could be a missionary…
• If I could be a chef…
• If I could be an architect…
• If I could be a linguist…
• If I could be a psychologist…
• If I could be a librarian…
• If I could be an athlete…
• If I could be a lawyer…
• If I could be an innkeeper…
• If I could be a professor…
• If I could be a writer…
• If I could be a llama-rider…
• If I could be a bonnie pirate…
• If I could be a service member…
• If I could be a photographer…
• If I could be a philanthropist…
• If I could be a rap artist…
• If I could be a child actor…
• If I could be a secret agent…
• If I could be a comedian/comedienne…
• If I could be a priest…
• If I could be a radio announcer…
• If I could be a phlebotomist…
• If I could be Paris Hilton’s stylist…
• If I could be a movie producer…
• If I could be the CEO of Microsoft…
• If I could be an astronaut…
• If I could be a world famous blogger…
• If I could be a justice on any one court in the world…
• If I could be married to any current famous political figure…
• If I could be a dog trainer…
• If I could be Bruce Lee…
However, I dont want to be anything of the above (except being a lawyer) I’ll just put in my OWN preference.
• If I could be the leader of a secret society.. first I’ll get all the cops to work under me. Branch my business to overseas and create a multi dollar empire!
• If I could be the emperor of China.. former Prime Minister Dr. Mahathir Mohammad said that dictatorship has the ability to shape the society, economy and culture. Hence with absolute power in my hands, I’ll shove USA aside and make China the sole superpower of the world!
• If I could be a Judge.. create laws that suits the practice and public. Waiting for laws to be passed by the Parliament takes just too much time. And further, people remember judges but not lawyers..
• If I could be a teacher in a All Girls College…h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h00 no explaination needed h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0h0oooooo!!!!

hi peeps. no long-winded emo post.
but this omfg-so-ridiculous link is worth mentioning.
take a look @ crazy woman shopping for rubbish on ebay!
p/s: excuse the many many pictures yea. hehe 🙂

For the past 2 weeks, I notice this pretty Chinese girl in the Criminal court that I always go to.
She’s hot. Beautiful eyes, fair skin and a body that all men will die for. But the problem with her is that, whenever I see her, she’s in handcuffs.
She’s charged with a drug offence and is facing long imprisonment if convicted.
I spoke to her once. I was about to offer legal help (I thought she was on our list of person to be given legal aid). I asked her name and when she replied…I immediately back off and ran to my colleague. It was because she said…
“Abang…Tolong saya abangg…” (Mr…help me..Mr~) in a MANLY voice….arghh!!!
abang = Malay word for big brother. Also used by wifes to their husbands.
Nah, just kidding. She didn’t sound like a man, it’s just that she spoke in China Mandarin which is just too hard for me to understand.
Of course, for every beautiful lady, there are men behind them. Her boyfriend was seated at the public gallery. He religiously attends all her proceedings. He has also appointed a lawyer for her.
Every time I see them, they would try to communicate either by hand signals or by whispering. However most of the time, they got told off by the policemen.
Then when the girl leaves, the guy would shout, “Take care of yourself!!”.
Then today, the boyfriend brought the brother of girl. He came all the way from China.
I went up to the boyfriend to have a short chat with him.
Me: So how’s your girlfriend?
BF: Well, we’re trying to get the prosecuting officer (PO) to drop the charges.
And we went on for a while. I wished him best of luck.
Then good news came! The PO decided to drop the charges and hence the lady is free to go. There were no claps or cheers when the decision was made though but it does make me feel relieved.
Unfortunately, despite that, due to our strict immigration law, since the lady’s Visa has expired, she cannot stay in Malaysia and must be deported immediately.
A love story yet to be concluded.

I would like to thank all the people who wish me Happy Birthday, yesterday and today. Thank you very much, guys.
This year, i will not be doing anything special to celebrate my birthday. I am just gonna have a quiet dinner with a few of my friends. tommrow. And no, that does not mean i am too old for parties.
So yeah, this year Frank is not gonna be drunk at his own party. And Sorry, no free show of Frank running around challenging people to bottom up or standing on the chair, bottoming up his cocktail. hahahhaha =)
PICTURE OF THE DAY

which key?

Hope he had a good one… despite the fact that today..
1. His car got scratched
2. His phone broken down
3. He didnt get laid… unfunfunf..

Today, i realise that
1. I love working. I am actually a workoholic
2. That i am not a person with low confidence. I had this wrong preception on this due to the reason that people actually has very low or no confidence at all on me.
3. That i am always able to meet the wrong person to pull me out of whatever deep shit which i run into.
4. That i am a very blessed person because i am a very care free person.
Of all these, i thank Him for being there with me all these while because i believe “…if God is for us, who can be against us?” [Roman 8:13].
Anyway, here is the picture of the day :-

My cat, Meow

I got this from Jane’s blog 😀 It was a picture we took @ Singapore’s night safari.

さて、これは何の写真でしょう？？
sate, korewa nani no shashin desyou?
well now, what picture is this?

 

 

Leong: I know!!! It’s an elephant!!!!

Dear blog,
Today, i went for my Legal Aid Clinic Duty. It was raining cats and dogs in the morning, hence nobody came in. I sat in the clinic for the whole morning, thinking about that night. I asked myself over and over again, why didn’t I save her that night? I could see it in her eyes that she wants help. I looked on the wall and saw a poster that said “RAPE – It is not your fault, you didn’t ask for it”. I hung my head down, looking at the table. I blamed myself for my cowardness. I could have easily save her last night,if only i can summon a wee bit of courage in me.
The picture of her being attacked by her assailants floated out of my mind.

But, i knew that i tried. I walked up to them but that bastards was fierce. All of them charged forward, the moment i opened the gate. I was scared, therefore i ran upstair and hide. I was scare of them…especially the black one.
Later, i told my friend about this.
me: Hey J, a bunch of bastards were gang rapping a bitch in front of
my house.
J : ….
me: I tried to help her lar but all the bastards charged forward so i
run lar.
J : How do u know she want your help?
me: Coz, she looks like she is in pain. She is not enjoying it.
J : How you know? Maybe she is moaning softly.
me: Ya hor!
That makes me feel so much better.

“I have nothing interesting to blog above.” This few words should or could be the taboo among the “seasoned” bloggers. Nevertheless, i seriously have nothing interesting to blog above lately. My mind is numb, numb from work. Too numb to even think above anything but strangely a little voice in my heart told me to go back to office and complete the unfinished work. Luckily the bigger voice up in brain shouted “FUCK U! I cannot go back to office NOW because i fucking don’t have the KEY!”
Anyway, here is the picture of the day :-

Some say she is so sexy, some think it’s disgusting…
For me, i find her funny.

The site looks kinda empty. The number of visitors is less due to the long weekend. Everyone is either back in their home town or enjoying themself somewhere. Damn it…that makes me feel homesick. I wanted to go home too but…DAMN!!! I had to attend Legal Aid Training at the Bar Council on Friday (29/4/2005) and Saturday (30/4/2005). I am not willing spend RM300 ++ to fly home for only one day. Well…guess, i have to wait.
GUESS HOW MANY FLOORS DOES THIS SHOPPING MALL HAS :-