Down boy, DOWN! Here’s an excerpt from an online conversation with a guyfriend earlier today –
him: eh I heard your mum is hot
me: if your next line is ‘can intro-ar?’, I SWEAR I will kill you
me: I SWEAR
And that wasn’t the first time I got that from my guyfriends who are just a liiiiiitttle bit tooo horny-lar y’know… WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? ITS MY MOM!!!!… Geeezzz….