I was eagerly gushing about the boyfriend to my mother, sister and brother the other day, excited that he was going to whisk me away for a romantic holiday. While my mother and sister put on their make up at the dressing table, I continued to gush on about him being sweet and extremely attentive, and most of all, I felt like he was THE ONE.
My mother, sister and brother were rather quiet and not very responsive. Occasional grunts and ‘mmhmm’s’ were the only signs that they were barely paying attention to me.
After gushing on for about half hour to a passive audience, I finally blew my top and screamed at them.
“What is wrong with you people?! Here I am, so happy about being back together with him, and you guys cannot even be happy for me?!”
It was then my mother decided to tell me the reason behind their passiveness. Upon visiting a fortune teller, it was told that getting back together with this ex-boyfriend was a mistake. He was just using me for evil purposes and should we actually get married, we would not last long. It would be a cold marriage where he’d have a mistress and I would be left alone at home, clueless.
“You have to break off the relationship NOW. Don’t go on that holiday with him, or you will never escape.” my mother advised me.
It felt like the beginning of a horror story.
Wait a minute.
Why this ex-boyfriend? What fortune teller?
F*cking hell. It was just a bloody nightmare I had last night! Of all people, I dreamt of my ex??
FYI, I still adore my crush like mad, despite the distance. ;P
And why are you still reading this post? Aren’t you supposed to be at William’s tonight for the gathering?! GO!!! 😉