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I WANT SEX ON A FERRARI

DB: Baby I should have xxxxx you that night but don’t worry I’ll make up for that. I’m going to xxxxx you for a long long time . . . I’m driving and I’ve nearly crashed after that message, keep them coming. X

SM: How fast are you driving and what car is it?

DB: Too fast and the Ferrari. X

Later Sarah texts: I’m sitting next to you, getting ready to . . .

DB: Too late. I’ve already got my clothes off ready to . . .

SM: It’s an Armani spaghetti-strap dress you can see. I have naughty Pradas on with garter belt. I like taking my time. Unlike you. Have driven down a dark alley and am already trying to tear everything off with one hand, and with the other . . .

DB: Sarah, them straps come off them gorgeous shoulders slowly, to reveal THE BODY and then I take my time with the rest of you. I won’t be rushing anything.

SM: Really. Just as you try to put your hand up my thighs, get out of the car walk over to your side, your car lights still on so you can see me strip in front of ya Ferrari into nothing but my lingerie, open your door, push your seat down and get on top of you.

DB: I could stop the car, pull the hand brake. Lie you on top of the car, slide my hands up your xxxxx , pull them down and kiss all the way up the inside of your legs and then I would xxxxx you and xxxxx your xxxxx and then make love to you on the car. X

In other texts, Becks is alleged to have said: I need to c u so bad. I need that neck . . . I’m still feeling that electricity! Are you? I wanted you the first time I saw you. XX

I want my mouth in more places the next time. First of all your neck, then it would be your xxxxx, then I would make love to you for some time then a cuddle and a kiss. X

You like being taken by surprise u like your calfs massaged u like the xxxxx, you like it nice and slow but you also like it fast and furious! I can’t wait to kiss u head to toe then sit you down and your xxxxx and xxxxx u so hard 🙂 X

SARAH Marbeck claims that David Beckham sent her racy text messages in which he fantasised about making love to her on the bonnet of the Ferrari 550 that Posh bought him.

Recent stories over the 28-year-old football hero’s alleged infidelity have filled the pages of all the British tabloid newspapers.

Rebecca Loos, the footballer’s former PA, is to give a TV interview with Sky One over claims of her affair with Beckham.

Malaysian-born Sarah Marbeck, 29, also alleges that she slept with Beckham.

In a statement released by her lawyer in Australia, Marbeck said she decided to reveal the alleged relationship because she spent two years waiting for the England captain.

“He said he loved me and I slept with the phone by my bed waiting for it to ring.

Sarah Marbeck.. 😀

LO! Just some updates at the mo – I got new glasses! Ling, it’s exactly like your green ones but mine is maroon. 😉 I haven’t had them plastics in years so suddenly I feel all retro and loving it. Haha.. and yeah, to those who remember me in those HUGE plastic specs during those awkward years; relax – my taste in plastic specs have shrunk with time. 😀

Well, Cheng Beng came and gone. And I have my story to tell. A week before Cheng Beng itself, my uncle had the same dream on two consecutive nights. It was of my very eldest cousin whom I (and probably you too, Ling) knew nothing of until last weekend. She died when she was 12 years old of a genetic heart problem which couldn’t be diagnosed then. She was buried in Cheras and then her whole family shifted away to Penang. Then 27 years later, she would appear in my uncle?s dreams, telling him that she was lonely and no one was taking care of her. She left a really strong impression that was nagging my uncle for days, so on Cheng Beng, we all decided to pay her grave a visit. Most of us weren?t even born yet when she passed away so we relied on the faint memories of our parents and phone calls to her parents to describe where the gravestone was. Piece of cake, we thought.

We thought, ?Hey no problem man, there are about 15 of us and if we each took about 2 rows each, we could easily find the gravestone by looking out for her name, right?? (Right till we reached the Cheras cemetery and there was an OCEAN of gravestones) ?It is supposed to be on a hill? (The whole cemetery IS a hill) ?Just look out for a cross? (There were thousands of crosses) ?It is near a cluster of angels? (You should get the idea by now)

I probably have never walked around alone in a cemetery before. It was like in the movies ? cloudy and drizzling, still and quiet while you slowly waded through the thick grass while holding an umbrella, bending down to squint at the faded words on the grey stones. Only things missing must be a thick long dark coat and black birds flying low in the background. It was an extraordinary experience. Sometimes, I would look behind me, half expecting someone to be standing behind me but only to be faced with hundreds small discolored pictures of solemn faces that had lived many years ago. It was so quiet. Not the eerie sort of silence, more of the calming sort. Rustling of leaves on the trees around me, rubbery squeak of my sneakers against the wet grass, occasional cracking of a dry branch on the ground. Not trying to be dramatic, but it was really how it was then.

We couldn?t find her gravestone that weekend. We left the place somewhat satisfied coz we did try? but naturally unfulfilled coz we knew that it just had to be somewhere in this cemetery. A week later, many phone calls later and another attempt in the cemetery, my relatives finally found it. I didn?t follow then but hearing my Dad described the sheer joy in finding the elusive gravestone was a gratifying yet unusual feeling. It is not everyday that you feel that your day was made because of a certain gravestone find. 😉

I am not sure how to end this post, I started off this post, wanting to be entertaining but I think I ended off rather schmaltzy. Oh well. No two ways to typify a blog, I guess. 😉 Nites all, it?s gonna be another long day tomorrow at work…

DJ Tiesto, voted No.1 by a British dance magazine, will be spinning @ the newly opened club, Zouk tomorrow night. Admission before 10PM will cost rm45 while after 10PM will be RM60.

5 top reasons why you shouldn’t be there tomorrow night

1. Everybody, I mean EVERYBODY RANGING FROM YOUR NEIGHBOUR TO YOUR WORST ENEMY, will be going.
2. It will be super duper pack. So pack that you might have problem walking. Forget about dancing, every second somebody will be banging in to you.
3. Zouk implemented the Western line up system where you have to line up in order to get in. Sometimes you have to wait for an hour or more in order to get in. Those who clubbed in Australia or UK should know what I’m talking about. Since there will be shit loads of people, the line would be as long as the Great Wall of China.
4. Party starts at 9PM and ends at 3AM. Hello? 3AM?????
5. I have 9:30AM class the next day. *sob* Well, I might consider dropping by. I will be there standing at one corner, enjoying DJ Tiesto hard set. Oh yeah!!

Lynnzter drew this for me

Does it look like me ? 😀

Get yours done @ http://www.todomsn.com/avatares/avatares.swf

This afternoon, I received a message from Esmund. He said,

“My phone battery running low, pls call +6013769229. need to talk to you urgently..”

I didn’t bother to call him back until I had my lunch with Lynnzter.

A message from Esmund was a surprise as I have not been in touch with him lately. Could he be involved in an accident? Or is there something that has been happening behind my back? I called him back…

I heard a girl’s voice..she said

“uh uh uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhh”

She was moaning. Then towards the end, I could hear a guy saying, “AAHHHHHHHHHH”

God damn it, I have been tricked. Some fucker recorded love making sound into his voice mail!!

The new national service training for 18 years old kids seems to be pretty interesting. For your information, it’s a 3 months training with mild physical training.

Indiscipline seems to be the major problem now. I heard there were wannabe gangsters collecting ‘protection money’ and even forcing kids to join gangs. Well, I dont think that’s a major issue since during my high school days, gangsterism is very common.

But in my opinion, the biggest issue here is inter-racial fights. One of NS’s main objectives is to sow racial harmony. It seems that rather than sowing racial harmony, it has the effect of creating hatred towards other races.

These kids need something tougher. IMHO The current NS system isnt tough enough. It’s like a Summer Camp for kids. I suggest that we implement an ALA army styled training in order to force discipline into the kids.

Jeff Ooi posted an interesting post about National Service. Read it @ http://www.jeffooi.com/archives/001820.php

He quoted Kim, fellow blogger who is going thru her National Service. She gave us an insight into the current national service.

Brawls happen all the time. When I was in my physical training camp, trainees would boycott events, set fire to camps and cots, fight with teachers, and so on. I knew a couple of married/ pregnant girls, too.

At the physical camp, fights would break out and boys would whip out their combat belts and start striking each other. Some boys even got gang-beaten in the toilets. During a football match against the local IKBN, suddenly the NS boys and IKBN boys got into a fight, and the audience poured onto the field, a mass fight. Even teachers got beaten up and stomped on. (It never appeared in the papers.)

Now that I’m currently at a local university doing the final stage of NS training, there’s even more brawls going on. Trainees hate some teachers, and are really out to get them. There has been one sexual assault case, and a couple of major fights between separate camps (both placed in the same university).

And yes, half the fights are racially-motivated. National Service has it’s great points, but it also has its low points. Sometimes I feel so happy here, and sometimes I feel extremely unsafe.

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY RETIREMENT FROM THE CLUBBING SCENE. NO MORE CLUBBING FOR ME..UNLESS
a) It’s a huge outdoor event
b) It’s free
c) I REALLY REALLY feel like clubbing (ie for an event not to be missed)..

SEE YOU GUYS IN FEW YEARS TIME!!

Oh yeah btw, Newsflash!

Added: March 15, 2004
CZECH DJ BREAKS DJ BUDDY LOVE’S WORLD RECORD!

Michal Bures, aka DJ Blue, has set a new unofficial Guinness World Record® club DJ marathon by playing music continuously for 81 hours, 6 minutes and 32 seconds. The record attempt took place at Lubina Nightclub in the Czech Republic and was transmitted live on the Internet. DJ Blue started his attempt on Thursday, March 11th at 10:00 AM local time and finished it on Sunday, March 14th just after 7:00 PM local time. This shatters the current official Guinness World Record® of 74 hours set by American DJ Martin Boss of Orlando in 2001, and also breaks the current unofficial record of 80 hours and 5 minutes set by American DJ BUDDY LOVE in 2003. DJ Blue will enter his attempt to be officially recognized as the Guinness World Record®. The process of official recognition can last several months and is guided by very strict rules. During the attempt, DJ Blue could only rest for 15 minutes after every eight hours. “I did have several hard moments, but I regenerated myself with fruits, nuts, energy drinks and honey, and this helped me,” he said. DJ Blue played a total of 1,635 different vinyl records and CDs of electronic dance music during his record attempt. DJ BUDDY LOVE, who contacted DJ Blue during his record attempt via the Internet to offer his encouragement and congratulations, says he’s very glad that the Czech DJ was successful and finished safely. “I know how hard it is on your body to do this sort of thing. There have been a few other attempts recently where the DJ collapsed before making it, so I’m very happy that DJ Blue made it without any problems. I hope he sleeps well!”

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