Yesterday i was in DJ for lunch and when I came back to my car, a Kancil blocked my car. So i sound my car honk to alert the Kancil’s owner. I honked and honked but no one came. Celaka betul!!! Hence, i got down from my car and went to check whether or not that kind driver left any phone number on his/her car. Nope, no contact number of whatsoever but the car got damn a lot of soft toys.
“FUCKING WOMAN DRIVER!” i shouted out loud. I am not sexist but cars with lot of soft toys are normally woman’s. You will notice this if you are observant enough.
I stood by my car and pressed my car honk for another 2 minutes straight. Everyone around that area was irritated by my noisy car honk. But alas, no stupid woman came to claim that bloody Kancil. Out of anger, i sat in car and tried to read my Newspaper while pressing my car honk occasionally. Thank God, i was on leave yesterday or else i would be late for work, VERY LATE.
Finally 10 minutes later, a stupid aunty came out from the post office, she walked toward me, really slowly, shaking her ass as if she was Jennifer Lopez.
“Could it be the stupid kancil’s owner” I asked myself.
When she walked past my car, I stared at her and pressed my car honk again.
WTF!!! SHE WAS IN THE POST OFFICE ALL THE WHILE. THE BLOODY POST OFFICE WAIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHERE MY CAR WAS PARKED. BITCH!!! BITCH!!!
She didn’t apologise at all when she walked past my car. THE WORST THING was she did not drove off straight away, she had to arrange the soft toys in her car!!!
FUCK, I made me even angry.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! I pressed my car honk again.
FUCKING BITCH!!! If it is not for my profession, I would go down and break her windscreen with my steering lock.
AAAAARGH…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Punch the Wall* I hate inconsiderate aunty driver!!!
ZOMG 1ST!!!!!
what’s wrong with f*ckers like these, i wonder, too. why can’t they APOLOGISE? not to say we are road bullies and will bash them up when they apologise, right? if we were that nasty, we would have just scratched the car and break the wipers long time ago.
do something to the tyres….
fuuuusaaaahhhh heh
that auntie is really inconsiderate!
I would have already gotten out of the car, hit her window, told her to f*&% off because she was blocking me, then sign off with the good old middle finger from both hands.
But then again, that is like 3 offences under the Minor Offences Act already 😛
ahaa chill la wei, thank god you’re not in hartamas. Its min a 1/2 hour wait for someone to move the car. That’s even shitty. Trust me I know. I live there. cheers. merry christmas and happy incoming new year!
You’re inconsiderate too. You were disturbing the people around with your horn.
since when your profession doesn’t allow you to scold somebody? as long as you don’t threathen her then edi wat….
i scolded the woman driver who did that to me before and after that i slide into my seat with disbelif of what i just did.lol.
i would’ve scolded her right there when she’s about to hop into the car.
bimbobum not very “street smart”, may i suggest you stick all those stickers like, GREEDY, EXEDY,MITUSIBISHI,NO FEAR, QUIKSILVER, NIKE all over your car,guarantee to give the impression that you are a gangster and intimidate the hell shit outha that kinda ppl,
may i suggest a big dragon tattoo with long long tail over the shoulder next time and stick it out the window and honk honk.
said to work too.
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