Month: December 2003

This is an overview of what has happen in the year 2003.

2003 has been pretty shitty for me. It was the roughest time I’ve ever gone through. In the year 2003,

1. Suffered 2 heartbreaks
2. Rejected by Bar schools and eventually had to return to Malaysia
3. The worst financial position that I’ve ever been, my savings of RM10, 000 plunged to RM29
4. My mum crashed her car and days later our house porch collapsed
5. Liquidation of my mother’s business
6. Suffered from depression and suicidal tendencies.

I’m not the only person who suffered such misfortune this year, the human civilization suffered from loads of misfortunes too. For example,
1. The SARS epidemic
2. Iraq War
3. J.W Marriot Bombing in Jakarta
4. Global recession
5. Civil wars in Africa countries
6. Iran earthquake that took more than 30, 000 lives

Anyway, FUCK 2003!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!! THANK GOD YOU’RE GONE!!

But on the bright side, I
1. Successfully graduated with a degree
2. Learnt how to cook, eat vegetables and enjoy myself in 16 Watson Road, Sheffield.
3. Been to places that I would never forget
4. Met many friends that I adore, love and never fails to brighten up my day
5. Worked in a great law firm with loads of caring people
6. Learnt Japanese language

I yearn for a better year this time. Welcome 2004!

Happy New Year Everyone!!

World record attempt DJ collapses

Malaysia Boleh!!

Anita Mui, a famous Hong Kong actress/singer dies
http://www1.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/2003-12/30/content_294436.htm

Link taken from DrLiew

The Collyer Brothers – Interesting old case..

Maverick’s World Record Attempt has ended with 79 hours. A new official world record has been set.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!

Khai Fei and I went for Mindy’s birthday party at Bar Sa vanh. She had

6 glasses of champagne
4 shots of tequila
A shot of Camilo Tequila
A shot of Absolut Blackcurrent
Half a cup of Graveyard.

She puked. Mission accomplished!

I’m back from Port Dickson

Kiang, Hen, sLoonG, Umeng, Lin, Irene, Sohai, Peng, Ping Sheong, Hyong, Mei Pheng, Jin Han, Wai Keong, YK, Chiew Lai and I (16 of us) headed to Port Dickson for a night.

It took it longer than usual cause we got lost halfway. We tried to take a new route but it didn’t work. Bread dipped with Barons (8.8% alcohol stout) was fed to the person to blame as punishment.

We stayed in PD World Marina Resort. We rented 2 apartments, one on the 2nd floor and another one on the 14th floor. The bachelors (including me) lived in the 14th floor. The lift broke down by the way.

We had a barbeque by a lagoon. Well, the usual sausages (but cheese filled ones), seafood and chicken wing. Seafood wasn’t that good though. Before we cooked it, loads of flies were wandering around it. It was really gross. And not to forget barbequed fish marinated with Barons and Beer. It tasted weird.

Fortunately, the lamb chop was fabulous. And as usual, we couldn’t finish the food. We threw them all away.

A carton of Barons, a bottle of Black Label and 3 beers were finished by 16 people. We played drinking games throughout the night. By the end of the night we were a bunch of happy people.

With the amount of alcohol and munchies I had, I feel 10 times fatter today.

. I headed to Timothy’s house for Xmas dinner last night. The food was absolutely fantastic. Well, it’s a tradition that every year we’ll head down to Timothy’s place for Xmas dinner. I had 4 servings. BURPP. Another great thing about the dinner is that it’s a gathering of my old high school friends. It’s good to see the old faces again.

I rushed over to Cris’s place for his party. Well, the usual blogging and raving gang.

We were in Cris’s room, chilling out, chatting and even dancing. There was once, Ben, Sow, Zing, Ronald (4 big sized guys weighing about 1 ton!) and I sitting and lying on Cris’s queen sized bed. Each of us was sitting on the corner of the bed but an empty space was left in the middle. So Sui Lin decided to move in. As she was about to hit the bed with her butt,

*PRAAAKKK*

The bed broke.

Sui Lin is the fattest girl ever lived.

MERRY XMAS TO ALL MY FELLOW VISITORS!

I received loads of funny text messages last night, here’s one of them..

NOTICE: CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED this year

& it’s all your fault!

Someone told Santa that YOU

have been GOOD all year, and…

HE DIED

LAUGHING

“I don’t believe you’re at home now”
“Hey what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be out?”
“What are you doing at home?”

Yes, that’s what I got when I said I’m not going anywhere for Christmas Eve. I wanted to avoid the crowd, so I ended up in the arcade, yamcha with Khai Fei and sLoonG and watched Infernal Affair 3 bootleg DVD (thank you suilin for spoiling the movie for me, macheepet).

Yeah, I have no life and Christmas is just another day for me…but hey! it’s a pubic holiday!

Everyday I used to get about 20 penis enlargement emails, 15 mails on sex deprived house wife yearning for attention, 10 emails about Paris Hilton sex videos, 5 emails about debt reduction emails and sometimes email from a Pastor telling me grandfather stories about how great god is.

However, with the advent of the new anti spam laws by the US and Australia, the amount of junk mail I received a day has been reduced dramatically. No more penis enlargement emails, thank you. No more sex deprived housewives, thank you (Get a dildo bitch). No more Paris Hilton videos (I’ve seen it, and it sucks). Unfortunately, I still get emails from the Pastor telling me grandfather stories.

Btw,
I wanna watch

Troy
Tupac Resurrection, and
Spiderman 2!!