Month: February 2004

Recently, FIFA president, Sepp Blatter told the press that ” Let the Women (footballers) play in more feminine clothing…They could for example, have tighter shorts.”

what do the women footballer think?
Lisa Klaveness (Norway): “If the crowd wanted to see models, they should buy a copy of Playboy.”

Kara Lang (Canada): “I would love to see Sepp Blatter wearing hot pants.”

Pretty face is everything?
Seriously, I think players with pretty faces and hot bodies really help the clubs to gain more fans, fame and of cause money. For instance, when Man Utd sold pretty boy, Beckham, they bought baby face Christiano Ronaldo to replace Beckham as the latest Pin up boy for Old Trafford. Although the real reason behind the purchase is because of his skill, the girls seem to pay more attention to his smile and sexy body. I might sound rather sexist when I say that but guys are the same too. This reminds me of one China Beer Commercial i saw on Satellite TV, 2 years ago.

The commercial started with two bored guys watching Women World Cup Final between USA and another team on TV. When the final whistle went, the two guys sat up straight with their faces sticking to the TV BECAUSE the USA players were taking off their jersey! They were running around the field with only their SPORT BRA on to celebrate their victory. Now you say that it is just a TV commercial, it is not true. You might say that ” I watch sport because it is exciting ” Well, all those macho talks go down the drain when Anna Kournikova comes on the tennis court. They will go like “Wow, I can see her panty” or “Anna is sitting down now! Aiya, why she put that big towel on her lap lar!”…Sound like someone you know?

*slap*
Blogger A: Frank, you are also like that lar. Don’t say other people lar. You fucking hypocrite!
Frank: I am only human lar!

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Asian Xgames

Pictures from Umeng’s camera.

More pictures @ http://www.mycen.com.my/picturestory/xgames.html

I want to get a digital camera.. any suggestions? Canon EOS 300D seems pretty tempting but it’s pretty expensive.. further I already own a SLR camera.

Today, an old friend messaged me on my mobile phone:-
“Do you mind if I borrow your Professional Practice lecture notes and I promise it is for personal use…other subject I got textbook except for this…signed Mr Cow (not his real name).”

Now,should i lend my notes to Mr Cow?
No.
Why?
1. Although he was someone I met in my High School, we had never spoken much to each other in school or after we graduated.
2. We lost contact for 6 years but we bumped into each other recently. He stays a few blocks from me now in KL but we still do not hang out or speak with each other.
3. The quota for CLP is so low. I don’t think helping a student from another college will increase my chance of passing.

What will I lose if I do not lend him the notes?
1. A so call friend
2. I will be known as an asshole and a selfish bastard

Can I live with that?
Yes. It is not my fault that he joined the wrong college for CLP.

My friends and I went to watch the Asian Xgames at Bukit Jalil. We watched in awe as contestants of the rock climbing competition were trying to climb a wall which is almost impossible to climb. Basically, the rocks that you hold on could only fit 2 of your fingers.

I arrived at the place late. The finals were just about to start. Some people came early in the afternoon to check out the scene. Man, they were fried by the hot scorching sun. Further, there were people from all around the world for example, Japanese chicks in bikinis, Japanese chicks in bikinis and Japanese chicks in bikinis.

And I must say, all of the contestant’s bodies were oh my god, muscular and nicely toned. I WANT I
WANT I WANT!!!!

One of my friends was complaining that our Malaysian crowd is not sporting as they tend to be very quiet. I felt pity for the MCs that were trying to get people to cheer and scream for performances that they have done. It’s either the crowd doesn’t understand English or they’re just too shy to scream and shout. Unlike other countries, people are much more sporting and know how to make things more interesting. IMHO I think the way to solve such deficiency of our society is by providing them alcohol or any other substance that makes them high. Look at our raves man…