Sui Lin left today..

I hate that feeling. I hate it when I’m in KL International Airport. During that time, it’s either I’m leaving or someone close to me is leaving. Well, Sui Lin finally left for Melbourne today. There were only 6 people including me that sent her off namely Sow, Ben, Jin Wy, Cris and I. Zing came just 1 minute before she leaves. Her flight was at 950AM hence we had to be there by 8AM. That explains why there weren’t many people.

Actually we made a bet with her couple of days ago, we said, “If you didn’t cry, I’ll chop off my dick”. So during the 1 hour there, we tried numerous ways to make her cry. We reminded her of the things that she’ll miss namely Breakers, yamcha sessions and also lunch at Uncle Maverick’s place. Um, yeah, she ran to the toilet to cry anyway. However, she wasnt sobbing or wailing loudly. She didn’t manage to flood KLIA.

Sui Lin hugged everybody when she was about to leave. There goes our group’s event planner. I’m going to miss her.

Anyway, here are pictures of Sui Lin’s drunken farewell at Bar Amber. There are from Sui Lin and Lynnzter’s cam…

Pictures of Sui Lin’s departure will be published soon after I get it from Sim 😀

Gayvin leaves

Yews said,

Every time someone leaves he cries, someone cries he cries, hammer his hand with a sharp object he cries, he’s gay la.

Gavin left for Melbourne today. After work, I headed down to KLIA to met up with the rest there. Many of us were still in working clothes. Our main mission of the night was “TO SEE GAVIN CRY”. Haha, nah just kidding, we were there to send him off.

Gavin’s eyes were puffy. We were in McD waiting for him to board his plane. Instead he was busy walking around with June. I think they went to a corner to cry. Hehe.

For once I’m glad that I wasn’t the one who is leaving. The feeling of leaving is damn shitty especially during the first time. When my then-girlfriend was leaving for Melbourne for the first time, I cried.

So at 9PM, we stood in front of the departure gate. Gavin was teary eyed but he didn’t cry. We wanted to make a video of him crying but unfortunately, he did not cry despite the fact we were shouting, “WOI CRY LA!”

We shook his hand and gave him a hug before he left. Take care in Melbourne dude!

Wedding Part 1

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Happy belated Chinese Year to everyone. =)

This was the first CNY I had celebrated since I came back from UK. However, the event that I looked forward to the most this year was my cousin brother, John Lim’s wedding reception in my hometown, Sibu on the third day of CNY. His actual wedding ceremony was held a week after that in KL. The wedding reception was not grand but it was good. We had the bridal car, a Lexus that Uncle Kay Kee (a family friend) lent to us.

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Also for the first time in 4 years, we bought some firecrackers to celebrate this auspicious day. It is the Chinese tradition for the guy’s family to burn the firecrackers to welcome the bride. The more firecrackers the family burn, the richer the family will be. Although my family is Christian, we decided to perform all these traditional customs because we want to have a proper Chinese wedding party in Sibu.

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I too played an important role on that day. I was the Master of the ceremony and back-up best man. John’s younger brother was suppose to be the Master of ceremony and the best man but due to problem with his flight back to Malaysia ( He was doing his Master in USA), he had no time to prepare the speech. He is still the best man though.

The preparation of the speech was not an easy task especially when it had to be in Chinese. It was very difficult for me because I had never writen a formal Chinese speech before this. Furthermore, I had forgotten how to write most of the Chinese words. Hence, my uncle ended up writing the speech for me. =P After that, we showed the drafted speech to the organising committee for comments and amendments. The speech was initially one page long but after the meeting it was reduced to only 10 lines and only 4 paragraphs. Remembering the speech was not a problem but I had to look up the dictionary for the correct pronunciation of some new words I had encountered. My parents promised to literally skin me alive if I embarrassed my cousin brother, his new wife, my uncles and aunties and the in-laws if I pronounced the words wrongly. Hence in order to be sure, I checked two dictionaries to make sure that I pronounced every damn words correctly.
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the small paper was the final draft

Finally the big day came. My uncle went to fetch the bride from a hotel in the city centre while I waited at home. I had another task then. I was in charge of lighting the firecrackers when I saw the car fetching the bride and the groom approaching the house. I did not have the chance to take the picture of the firecrackers because everything happen so fast. =P

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the bride and the bridesmaid

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The bride and the groom had to bow to the sky before entering the house for tea offering ceremony. Tea will be offered to the respective grandparents, parents and other uncles and aunties.

After that, we proceed to the restaurant for the party.
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This was me making the speech.=P

As the MC, it is also my job to lead the crowd to shout 3 times yamseng. The night before the party, I received instruction from John to shout, yaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (for 10 sec) sssssssssseng. I was almost out of my breath after the third yamseng. But everyone seems to enjoy it.
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After the party, we had a photo session.
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the Groom’s Family

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the Bride’s Family

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My Family
Back L-R my younger sister also the bridesmaid -Cindy, cousin sister in-law – May Leen, cousin brother – John, my baby sister – Angeline

Front L-R me, my mother, my grandmother and my father

That’s all folks! Stay tune for the Church wedding in KL!


I guess you all noticed that this week’s posts were pretty dramatic. Everyone was wondering who the hell iloveu is.

I’ve never met her in my life. I have no idea who she is. She came to my website and started posting weird messages. Then we asked her who she is but she didn’t want to reveal herself despite the fact that many of us requested her to do so. She should at least tell us her name as an act of courtesy. But instead, she kept on babbling about how misery her life was and all her sob stories.

As you all know, I have very low tolerance towards irritating and annoying people.

But Big Ben advised me, “aiyah, you shouldn’t be so mean to people, if they annoy you, insult you or be rude to you, just take it as it were.”

I took his advice and tolerated all the crap that iloveu said.

Then i jokingly suggested we ignore iloveu so that she would give in and reveal herself.

Bad move, she went berserk. She started insulting me. She called me a lousy lawyer. She said, “you have no difference between local guys even though you were educated in the UK and traveled half the world” (but I have no idea what she meant with local guys. I see no problem with local guys).

And worst of all, she said I was SHORT. LIA MA GE CHAU HAI. That is the worst insult that a man could ever take (2nd worst would be short dick).

However, I ignored her and let her post whatever she wants as most people here knows that there?s something wrong with her. Fortunately, many of my friends backed me up (thanks guys, you guys are tEh best!).

My friend, Huei Wern wrote a remark against her. She basically pointed out ilove’s fault. To me it seems to be a reasonable remark as she was saying that iloveu failed to reveal her self and so on.

Coincidentally, I posted an extract from Choon Huei’s blog, who also shares the same name as Huei Wern . iloveu mistakenly thought that Choon Huei posted the remark against her. Iloveu went berserk and started attacking poor Choon

She started invading people’s blogs. Poor ryuu took down his tagboard cause his tagboard cant ban her. SuiLin’s website was bombarded with insulting messages. michaelooi was the best. He replied in a funny way and edited some of her comments. It was darn funny.

An extract from michaelooi?s website

sorry michaelooi , yomomma , huei, choon and everyone …

i admit i am a fucked up individual and i need to be put to sleep like those rabid dogs on the streets.

Edited By Siteowner
iloveu | Homepage | 02.07.04 – 2:45 pm | #

From Sui Lin’s website

iloveu: my insult must have been got her to the bones becos it is so accurate…HAHAHAHAHAH.. i won!!!

iloveu: and even deny that the pic is hers….HAHAHAHA..she should just die so can reborn new face..

iloveu: she is the girl that intimidate old woman with her fucking slang but cannot defend her own face

iloveu: everybody go herre everybody go here

terjin – yeah mannnnnnnn she so ill-mannered…nobody want smell her pussy anymore so she might as well just die..cos she can use fucking slang to intimidate old woman but cant defend her own defect face? HAHHAHAHAHA…

Posted by iloveu @ 02/06/2004 09:38 PM CST

she can try intimidate old woman with her fucking english slang but cant defend her own face but instead deny that photo is hers….i think she should just shoot herself to die…HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by iloveu @ 02/06/2004 09:08 PM CST

From Choon?s website

michaelooi – aint she a bitch? forcing xes to liar on her behalf becos she starting insulting me and cannot take when i give back her own medicine..
iloveu | 02.06.04 – 10:08 am | #

michaelooi – she try use everyone to cover her shiet that she u want be one of her dog now?
iloveu | 02.06.04 – 10:10 am | #

iloveu | 02.06.04 – 12:30 pm | #

iloveu | 02.06.04 – 12:31 pm | #

But Choon has a better answer,

hahaha … my dear iloveu, action speaks louder than words. since you’re all that great and old, dun be such a coward and still hide yourself under that pseudonymn. it’s pretty lame for an old ppl.

besides, u got no rights to talk about courage to me. i’ve got the courage to say this: yes, i may not be the prettiest girl alive in msia. but hello, i have the courage to say that outloud cuz that do not bring me down at all. if you want to compare the amount of self-esteem and self-confident between both of us, i think my level is up so high, it’s incomparable at all.

whereas for you, u don’t even for the guts/courage to reveal your name. so shutup about ur comments pls.

besides, i’m not that “huei”.

oops, i’m sorry. i tot that since you are great, you should have known about the fact that millions of chinese ppl have the same name “huei”, and the fact that lots of other ppl have similar tone and slang.
choon | Homepage | 02.06.04 – 12:27 pm | #

In reply iloveu said,

name? xes – she intimidate me at ur blogg…but she calling and make use all her male frends to make fun of my pussy is she gone too far…so xes..can u stop it plss

This is clearly nonsense. I wonder why does she make up such stories. Probably she thinks that I can?t read English for nuts. In fact Choon wrote a message apologizing to iloveu for her comment above. She said,

dear iloveu,

i have no idea why you get the pleasure of bashing me up, but since you said that you do not like people to frame you up, let me tell you that neither do i. i am not huei. nor yomomma or other pseudonymn’s that other people used, which i couldn’t remember.

and if you’re really aiming to get people to notice that i am a masculine kind of biatch, who is a man underneath a woman’s face, i believe you have gotten your message across. =) right now, i think if people were to say my name, i can just visualize that others will just say, “oh, isn’t she a guy? or is that the tomboy biatch who spoke with the supposedly slang?” ;D

i’m sorry if my comment last night was rude to you.
i’m really sorry for that.

i later realized that maybe you are going through some tough period of time, that none of us even realized about it, and i’m really sorry for you if they make fun of you that way. i hope you will be able to pull through these troubled period and may you find a happier times in the future. i am saying this with utmost sincerity, and i not bashing u up please.

My fellow visitors, I hereby submit that iloveu is a lunatic. She should be admitted to a psychiatric hospital indefinitely for further treatment. And one last word from iloveu,

nameサ XES I AM PREGNANT WOMAN!!!!!!!!DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couple of my friends has begun to trace this psycho. Results will be out soon.

What do you think about iloveu? Please comment..

Japanese Lesson 2

Japanese lesson 2
今週の日曜日に父は日本で仕事をします。それから Sheraton 横浜 Bay です住みます。楽しいよ! ぼくも行きたい!

Konsyu no nitchi yobi ni, chichi wa nihon de shigoto shimasu.sorekara Sheraton Yokohama Bay de sumimasu. Tanoshiyo! Boku mo ikitai!

Direct translation would be, ?gThis week?fs Sunday, father japan working. Furthemore, Sheraton Yokohama Bay stay. Fun! I too want go!”

In proper English, ?gThis week?fs Sunday, Dad will be working in Japan. He will be staying in Sheraton Yokohama Bay. Fun!! I want to go too!?h


Chichi wa 1 syuumani nihon ni imasu. Chichi ni watashi wo kitte oyobi T-Shirt wo kau youbi ni imasu.

Direct translation would be, ?gFather 1 week Japan exist. Father To me stamps and also T-shirt buy way told?h

In proper English that would be, ?gHe?fll be there for a week. I asked him to get me some stamps and t-shirts?h

I hope he doesn?ft end up buying T-Shirts that says, ?gI Love Yokohama?h or some shit like that. Nah, I trust his taste!

Chap Goh Mei

Choon said,

Scenario 3
Today is Chap Goh Mei, whereby we, Chinese, celebrate the 15th day of the Chinese new year.
Today is also the day, whereby the Chinese people, will head to the river and throw mandarin oranges so that their wish will come true. so here it goes again, with my mom looking out for me when she sense that i need something in my life 😉 my mom has never told me the reason Chinese people threw oranges to the river ….
Up until today when she finds a reason to.

This is what I expect my mom to say when she is explaining the significance of the orange throwing.

mom: ah huei, if you throw mandarin oranges to the river on chap goh meh, anything that you wish for will come true

alas, this is what she said to me …

mom: ah huei, u know ah, tomorrow night is chap goh mei, so if you throw oranges to the river right, your wish will come true and you can get a boyfriend this year!
me: *gape*
mom: come come! i’m willing to fetch you to the klang river tomorrow night, and you throw orange lah. ask your single friends to throw with you also lar.
me: *speechless*
mom: (laughing hard) muahahahha ….

My mom wished that I could a boyfriend as soon as possible, so that she could brush her hands off me, while asking the guy to take care of me instead! or maybe it’s because i have been single for too long .. and she is scared that i could not get married (lol)


Today is also regarded as Chinese?s Valentine?s Day. During old times, young ladies will be out on the streets on their best dress, looking for young handsome eligible bachelors. As mentioned above, they will be heading to the nearest river to throw oranges and pray that their single hood would end immediately. iloveu please head to the nearest river to end your lifetime misery.

The Last Samurai

Sui Lin, Ben, Chiew Wai, Sow, Zing and I watched The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise. I liked it. I like the way they project the old Japanese culture, battle scene (especially they part where they used old traditional way to fight against modern warfare) and also sword fighting.

As for Taka, the actress, her sorrowful face made her look like she’s going to cry any second. But no doubt, she has a CFM face 😀

The movie was shot in Taranaki, New Zealand. And what puzzled us was that, where the hell did they get so many Asians in the movie?

Zing: “Probably they hired Asians from The Malaysians and Singaporeans Society of University of Auckland”
Sow: “Yeah, probably they serve one huge ass bucket of Nasi Lemak at the backstage”

Referring to a comment on
Posted by venga ( @ 10/18/2003 02:01:14 AM

1) how a place is pronounced and how a person wishes to pronounce a place is up to the wish of the person. Bangsar can be pronounced in as many ways.who died and made u the sole voice in pronounciation of msian town names?
2)can you quantify your claim of yee sang being a msian dish with some prove? i doubt that very much.
3)foreigners who come into the coutnry for sexual pleasures know where to find them due to the vast network among your suggestion of taxi drivers and such is not totally accurate.
4)the word black has been phased out of social use in western countries for quite some time.u shud brush up your knowledge before u try to impart advice.i doubt any westerner is gonna call anyone black.given your prejudice, i suppose you will but give the westerners some credit.

Ok, I found this reply to that posts lately. Here’s my reply..
1) Please read the first line, “Got this from a forwarded email 😀 “
2) Please read the first line, “Got this from a forwarded email 😀 “
3) Please read the first line, “Got this from a forwarded email 😀 “
4) Screw you la, you just wasted 2 minutes of my life!!