Ok honestly, i don’t know what to blog about tonight. I wanna write an entry for “Life as it is” category but i am….ummmm…lazy. I drafted one in the office but forgot to bring it back. But, i came across this lovely photo in my collection. Just by looking at all of them make me think that RED is the new PINK
Watch out Girls!!! This is why man wanna go Motor Show or rather what they do in a Motor Show…
Dear E,
I am sorry for all the cruel things that I said to you. Those hurtful words must have pierced your heart like a knife.
E, sorry for failing to realise that besides me, you have had a terrible week too. I also fail to see that sometimes you need to retreat into your “well” rather than seeking support from me. Instead of leaving you alone as you requested, I thought the right thing to do was to offer you some support. But yet, you became more miserable because of my inconsiderate gestures.
E, because of what happened last week, I felt angry, resentful, foolish and sad. I was disappointed at how the people treat me. Some night, I felt like crying but unfortunately i had no tears because I can’t feel the pain. The pain of what the people did to me. Instead egoistically, I inflicted pain on you by venting my anger at you.
E, i am sorry. I am such an asshole and i am disgusted of myself too. Please forgive me.
Take a close look at this photo and tell me what do you see….=)
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Remember when the bird flu swept through Asia and the government have to eliminate all the chicken? But, how come all the restaurant still serve chicken? Could the chicken be…
MOUSE!!!
You might say, “Cannot be, wah. The fried chicken looks like chicken and it taste like one too. Cannot be…”
Behold, The making of Fried Mousy that looks like chicken
Firstly, trap and catches a few mice. Shave off all their fur just like this
Secondly, washes them thoroughly, preferably with soap.
If you can, you should sterilise them as well
after all the washing and sterilising, they should look as white as a white radish.
Cut them up nicely
Marinate them and leave it for awhile.
Deep fry them when u think it is ready.
This is what it will look like when it is done…yum yum…so juicy
This is what the mamak ciggies counter in china will look like:-
which one do you want?
WARNING: SMOKING IS BAD FOR HEALTH. SMOKERS DIE YOUNG! SMOKING CAUSES CANCER.
You know? As a perfectionist, i wanna have the right furnitures in my house….or maybe even a girl that matches it as well…
When there was a blackout in the South of W.Malaysia. I shouted ” Fuck! Why the account never pay the Electricity!” The account girl shouted “Shaddap lar, it’s TNB lar. Blame the minister!” So we did and this is what the minister have to say:-
“Everybody is calling me. Even my wife called me when the lights in the house went off.
“I asked her why she was complaining. I said I was with the Prime Minister in Malacca and even he was tolerating the problem.
“I said: ‘So, what’s wrong with you? Just because you are the minister’s wife, Datin, you think you are special. Power failure has nothing to do with me. I have no power to stop the power failure’,” he told reporters at Tenaga Nasional’s head office here yesterday.
He said: “Looklah! There are millions of people in darkness and my wife is calling me to complain.
“I told her even Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and I had lunch in the candlelight.”
And the news reporter actually thinks that he is funny:-
they wrote:-
“Lim’s usual good-humoured banter was a welcome relief during the tense situation at the TNB headquarters where everyone was frantically waiting for power to be restored.”
Relief? Hello, i am certainly not very happy with that remark. Please say something more responsible like “I am terribly sorry. I will hand in my resignation letter. I have let the Rakyat (People) down.”
Then of cos that is not enough. When a reporter tried to get some more detail from the horse’s mouth by saying :-
“YB, in Malacca, you did not have the facts, but here you have just attended a briefing by the engineers and so you are better informed to inform us.”
“That’s right. You are a smart fella, huh!,” The minister said.
Note: This story was published in The Star
Anyone of you who had been a boy scout, Boy’s Brigade or whatever uniform organisation might remember being told about the taboo while you were camping in the forest. The rules that i remember are:
1. Don’t talk loudly in the forest
2. Don’t simply pee around the forest.
3. Don’t shine your torch light at the banana tree at night
4. Don’t talk bad about the forest
5. Don’t…..ummm, i forgot…
Anyway if you don’t obey those rule, the forest Godness will be on your ass. For instance Puteri Gunung Ledang (The Princess of Ledang Mountain) will be out hunting you down and make you her sex slave.
You might be saying “Oh no! Does that mean i will never be able see my mummy again?”
mmmm…yeah, that is true but will you have second thought if she looks like this?
You might now say “Ma Ma Mi Ah…*slurps* slurps*”