Comicblog for old lady

So today, after class, Feonna, Jane (my classmates) and I went to this huge ass Night Market around my area. Huge but the lanes were pretty small hence we had to literally squeeze our way through.

While walking..
Me: god damn it..so many people..gotta squeeze through.
Then I felt something soft.. and fleshy..i turned around.. and saw this really obese old aunty. I accidentally elbowed her tits. I shivered in disgust. BRRR

atmosphere drunkards comicblog!

A recap on what happened last week @ Atmosphere..

There were couple of funny sights though. While Choon and I were talking, a group of guys were happily drinking behind us. They even offered Kiang and PS their drinks.

Half an hour later, all of them were drunk. Couple of them fell down on to the floor. Another dude vomited (lets call him puking dude) on another drunken dude sitting next to him and the best part is, the other drunken dude was unconscious and he had puke all over his legs.

Oh yeah, after that, both puking dude and drunken dude were sitting side by side holding hands. Maybe both of them were thinking that they were holding hands with a girl..

Birthday 2001

It was 24th September 2001. I was celebrating my 20th Birthday. We had a drinking session for my birthday @ my Hall’s pub i.e Tapton Hall. I had 4 pints (1 pint = 1 1/2 mug) of Snake Bite Black (beer, cider and cranberry juice). I was fcking pissed and was running around. My classmates were also damn drunk. They were running around talking cock.

I was at the lobby trying to recuperate. My friends and some strangers were talking there. There were 2 girls. One of them spoke to me. Everything seems so blur and I didnt pay attention to who I was talking to.

She said, “Are you okay?”
Me: I’m fine. What?s your name?
?I’m Dorothy?
Me: Oh what are you doing here in Sheffield??

Then suddenly, someone shouted, “She’s my mother!”

I turned and looked at the person sitting next to Dorothy. I tried to focus. And as everything got clearer, Dorothy was actually a middle age lady and the person who shouted was actually Dorothy’s daughter. Oh man, I was so embarrassed,.

Biggest emergency of my life..

2 days ago, we had a farewell supper for Soon Loong @ SS2 mamak. He’s leaving the next day so we had a big seafood fest in his honour. Unfortunately, it was too spicy hence I had to drink loads and loads of water.

However, towards the end of the yamcha session, something came up. It was one of the biggest emergencies of my life. I left the place immediately. I drove like mad to get home.

I was so relieved when I finally took the long awaited piss at the toilet. AHHHH..

the trio from perth!

Sui Lin and I met up with a group of visitors from Perth couple of days ago. They were friends of Sui Lin?s friend (who she has never met!). The trio, Matin from Bangkok, Thailand, Kenneth, a Malaysia born Australia Chinese and Yumi from Nagoya, Japan!!!

Sui Lin brought them to H4rtmas Square for dinner. They ordered loads of food ranging from glass noodles, clams, stingray, sweet and sour fish and so on!

We then took them to Telawi Street Bistro. It was raining heavily and hence it was cooling. The atmosphere was really great. We had drinks, took photos and we left the place while it was still raining.

I drove Sui Lin’s car to drop the trio back to their hotel. I was complaining that her car accelerates too slow and it was not ‘man’ enough! Sui Lin doesnt seem happy about it πŸ˜€