Category: General

I had a 4 hours group discussion with Janet, Cynthia and Michelle. We were so tired of discussing that our brain couldn’t think properly by the end of the night. Here’s a snip of part of our discussion as law students. *some sentences are translated into English*
Cynthia: hey, how do u apply this case?
me: are fucking blind? read the fucking case!
Cynthia: fuck u! You’re the fucking blind one here, read the fucking case properly.
Janet: eh when the fuck are we suppose to apply this principle?
Cynthia: dumb arse, its all in the text book. Lemme take a look.
Janet: read faster you ass!
Oh not that’s not exactly what we said, but its in that style. Now you know how your law cases are handled 😀
Exams in 2 weeks time *aaiiiii* stress!
We celebrated Frank’s birthday dinner at a Chinese restaurant. It was great although we failed to crush his face with his birthday cake (however, he was subsequently bombarded with eggs, flours and rice cookers after the dinner). 28 of us attended the function and we were given 7 types of dishes which includes chicken, roast duck, fish cakes, sweet and sour pork, vegi and squid. I had 6 bowls of rice *burp*

oh it’s Frank’s bday too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK_OMATIC AKA FRANK ROMANTIC! hehehehe
– 5:37PMHAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
– 5:36PMAn interview with highly skilled butt fucker
*name has been withheld to protect the dignity of the person*
<|xxxxxx|> tt’s why u finger assholes, not fuck them 
<|i-XeS-i|> euwww
<|xxxxxx|> becos it will not feel the same ;P 
<|xxxxxx|> u shove ur finger in it, and twist it around abit .. and play with the musshy stuffs inside
<|i-XeS-i|> pfftt
<|xxxxxx|> depending on your daily diet, entry can be easy or can be hard
<|xxxxxx|> a jar of vaseline beside is essential ;P 
<|i-XeS-i|> then how many days will the smell stay on ur fingers?
<|xxxxxx|> that depends on your daily diet too 
<|i-XeS-i|> pls elaborate on daily diet
<|xxxxxx|> daily diet depending on your taste buds 
<|xxxxxx|> beans and rich protein food makes the smell on your finger stays longer
<|i-XeS-i|> what makes the hole easily accessible?
<|i-XeS-i|> on what diet ?
<|i-XeS-i|> fish, chicken and loads of vegis?
<|xxxxxx|> prolonging that pleasure of having it shoving in ur butt
<|xxxxxx|> no, a cup a teh tarik, mix with a baby’s puke and a can of worms will make the hole easily accessable
<|xxxxxx|> having a password might help a lot to 
<|i-XeS-i|> any tools needed?
<|xxxxxx|> or, if u have the expertise, replace your finger with your tongue, is highly recomended
<|xxxxxx|> as the feeling of your movin tongue inside the ass if enormous 
<|i-XeS-i|> is there a risk of cholera?
<|xxxxxx|> u wil find a butt plug and a jar of vaseline is all u need
<|xxxxxx|> depending on how often do u lick an asshole. the bacteria that cause cholera will be immune by your body’s white blood cells
<|xxxxxx|> ehehhehee
<|i-XeS-i|> so have u tasted the substance omitted from it?
<|xxxxxx|> not yet, as the person that i always give the service is way too high and he prefer my dick in the ass rather than my small finger
<|i-XeS-i|> will the dick be tainted with substance then?
<|xxxxxx|> no, the dick will push the substance further in the the intestines for more digestion processes
<|i-XeS-i|> mmm good explanation.
<|xxxxxx|> hehehe
<|xxxxxx|> i rather fuck pussy, its not so tight, hence, no pain on my dick
– 12:20AM

It’s our last day of Muay Thai class today. *sob* And furthermore the gym is moving to our Uni’s new sport centre *wee* The current gym is located @ this dilapidated building but the condition of the gym is real good.
I had to partner a girl today due to the fact we have uneven number of people. Fortunately, she not that soft, she even encouraged me to kick harder. hehe. sadomasochism! We had this new guy who apparently studied some Japanese martial arts, his kicks and splits were bloody amazing. I sparred with him, my god, his kicks were pretty quick, he could construct few moves just in one kick, but it was fun sparring with him. Since it is the last time we’re gonna practice in that gym, I took a picture of it. I had that Jap martial art fellow do a split kick for me while I take the picture! Oh boy, I’m gonna miss Muay thai!
Our Student Union is having an election for the upcoming committee. The presidential candidates are kinda bizarre. We have a candidate from the Socialist Society seeking the legalization of cannabis. And there are another 2 lousy bloody ignorant candidates. During the hustling, there was a question about what would they do to reduce the student fees. They answered, “it’s unrealistic to do so, a mere 1000 pounds is reasonable!” Like hello?? What about international student fees? We pay 7000+ pounds a year! However, the most reasonable or I would say the potential president would be Ed Smith, he seems moderated unlike those extremists, but however, I find him a bootlicker. He’s been trying to get societies to vote for him! He stays in my hall and my friends and I see him around all the time and never spoke to us once. He started talking to us when he found out that my friends are the committee members of MASSOC.
I’m going to my Muay Thai classes again later, mmmm, more bruises and aches coming soon.

awwwwwwwwwwww sacrifices are truly a way to prove your love.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1978000/1978971.stm
– 9:35PM
How to commit harakiri (Suicide Japanese style!)
http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml
– 9:21PMokay, my previous server was down and now i’m hosted by ultraunix. I’m so fucking sick of my previous server going down within few months. I was told that the server was moving to another place but i wasnt informed about this until the server went down for 2 days!
– 8:46PM

gimme some time to fix the whole fucking page
– 11:59AM
hello? anybody home?
– 10:10PM

I’ll be leaving for Malaysia in 8 ½ hours.

I just got back from Ranmoor hall. It seems like a tearful good bye for everyone although we going back for 3-4 weeks! Everyone was like hugging, have-a-save-journey shit bla bla. Jason Kwok is in Sheffield, he was in Ranmoor just now, and I had a can of Carling with him before I went back to Tapton, shesh, should have spend some time with him. I spend most of the time in Ranmoor in Wen Dee’s room, we were chatting and chatting. I felt so guilty cause I didn’t like spend any time with the others. shesh man.

I putted all my stuff in Khai Fei‘s place. Everyone helped me to shift my stuff there. weee! My room feels so empty now. I felt like I’m leaving this place forever.

Khai Fei gave me a Christmas present! Yeah! Michelle, Frederick and Sam each gave me a Christmas card. I felt so guilty for not giving them anything..grrr

13 Dec 2001 1:34AM

I lost my mug today 🙁 I woke up for breakfast this morning. Went toilet, then went down to Alex‘s corridor to call him, then went to the dining hall, then went back to my room and sleep. I lost it somewhere in between!!

Eddie won the Presidential election for Tapton Junior Common Room Committee, I voted for him! However, Billy lost the election for international rep. I voted for him, grr.

It’s Sam’s birthday today. We went dinner at Mei’s Chinese restaurant. The food is pretty good, I heard it’s one of the best in town. We had crispy duck, ginger chicken and couple of other stuff. *yummy* I had 3 bowls of rice plus the dinner I had back in the dining hall at Tapton. The dinner went quite well, there were 20 of us but we didn’t do anything after the dinner but went home instead.

I just came back from movies at the union. I watched Saving Private Ryan and it is damn good. Tom Hank‘s acting skill is superb. The show was about 9 guys assigned to Save Private Ryan in the battlefield of France during World War II. The show is quite graphical as you can see a lot of war scene, ie torn off body parts, rotten bodies, etc don’t watch it if you have a weak stomach!

I always thought of joining the army. hhmmm, I might consider joining it after I get my degree.

It’s Cindy‘s birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!

FOOTBALL IN WINTER: It’s not pleasant. Although it dries your sweat quickly, it’s freezing. I was at Astro Turf just now playing footie with couple of MASSOC members. There were about 28 guys divided into 4 teams. I was wearing only a t-shirt and track bottom and it’s 8°. Goosebumps were popping out on my hand and I feel damn numb, I couldn’t even tie my shoelace! Anyway, it was a good game. My team drew a match and won one match. I was the defender for all the matches (we had 2 tiring games). Khai Fei scored a goal after successfully tricked me, shesh man!

After the football match, we went for Chinese food. It seems that the elderly lady I helped when she fainted couple of weeks ago works there. haha. She gave me the meal I order with some prawn crisps for free! Looks like my wish came true. I wished she were an owner of a Chinese restaurant so that I could have free Chinese food everyday!