Category: General

Recently i read about a security company that sent out real life size cardboard security guard greeting card. According to them, their clients/friends love it and put it in front of their main door when they “balik kampung” (return to hometown) . Apparently, the “security guard” could repel theives too because he look kinda “ganas” (fierce/violence).
But to me, i prefer to put this…

“Fuck off!!!”

A long long time ago, i saw this sign in a toilet…

hmmm..why would people wanna do that. So i tried

Damn it, not nice also…
hmmm…maybe it’s nicer if i have my pants down…

From SmallLynn‘s website..

LOL!

Hello people,

I see that there are two posts asking for my whereabout. Well, i am still around IN TOWN. I did not “eloped with some woman, and gone far away from KL/PJ” although i have thought about it. That “some woman”‘ ‘s parents will not be too please about it and i might appear in Michael Chong’s most WANTED man list if i did.
I thought of a sabbatical for a sex change operation but i might lose my job if i did that because my boss might not be able to recognise me. My clients wouldl drop dead (hmmm..not a bad idea if they did drop dead) and the judges would stone me to death.

I could have been kidnapped by pirates…er… like pirated dvds/cds sellers…eeer because i stopped patronising them? Too bad, so sad. VCD and DVD quality nowadays are so bad and the porns are not as nice as the one that i downloaded from the net (oooops….)
I could have been kidnapped by bimbobum and tied to her bed post. HAHAHA!!!! sorry…that was just a normal laughter. Not meant to sarcastic.

I am definately not kidnapped by xes and preserved like flattened preserved dogs. That is impossible because he loved me so much, he started seeing 10 of me in a photos that he took.

Some said that i’ve been thrown in jail for contempt of court. Now, how does a lay person (people who are not well learnt in law such as bimbobum) know that one can get that kind of punishment.
“bimbobum. aren’t you involve in ? You dated lawyer before isn’t it?”

I might have won the lottery and has gone off on a 1 month cruise, busy sipping tequila sunrise(s)… wait, one month cruise? Nah, i think i will just buy some land in Indonesia and become a farmer there. OR i could have gone to Somalia!!! I would buy 1000 bulls and cows and make myself the new Chief there!!! Wow…i heard the women there, there skin shine like black pearl..ooooh..oooh, their teeth like that guy on the Darlie packaging…*drools*

A special “H E L L O” to all readers of www.xes.cx
Hope you regulars of this site have not forgotten me!!!
Anyway, just a short intro. of meself.
I’m the most outstanding ‘inactive’ guestblogger, galFeRari.
I’m currently stuck in Newcastle upon Tyne, a city that boasts of having the most happening nightlife in England and ranks no. 3 in Europe!
I’m not employed at the moment. Please hire me!
That said, my ambition is to become a rich taitai.
teehehee <-- this is my trademark 'haha' btw!! ANYWAY, I wonder if the following holds true for all u WORKING PEOPLE out there!
how dreadful if this is true…

What about this??
They say, women who makes an effort in wearing make-up climbs up the corporate ladder faster..
What about men?

Continue reading A Typical Working Week

I saw this in Dataran Prima, once upon a time….

Aiks, parking the horse at the parking lot…

to buy a drink…
I wonder if the cowboy have to pay parking for his horse or not.

Once upon a time, the xes.cx crew and friends went to Shogun Japanese Buffet.

There are a lot of food there..SO MANY!!!! I wished that i took a photos of all the food but i was too busy eating.

some of my food
This is what vegetarian eat in Jap Buffet

Doesn’t look yuck to me at all…
Dessert looks good though….

Everything went well until….

Continue reading Shogun, One Utama

I have to admit, I fell asleep in the office on many occasions. But I’ve always made a point to sleep facing the wall so that my boss would not see me sleeping on his first step into my room.

There was once I didn’t do so and my colleague caught me sleeping in the room with my mouth open. He tried waking me up by talking to me but I could only hear his voice in my dream. How embarrasing.

Then today..

I had to draft an affidavit in my room. I laid back on the chair to think..and few seconds later..*plop* I fell asleep.

Suddenly, my boss came into the room. I couldnt wake up in time!
Boss: Are you sleeping???

I had no choice but to admit..

Me: Yeah..I’m damn tired..
Boss: From Monday?? (I worked till 4AM that day and thereafter went back to the office at 9AM, now who wants to be a lawyer!!) You better have a good rest man…
Phew..That was a close call.

But at that time, I was thinking of using the coverline which TwinkyblueFairy posted on her blog.

Coverup Coverup
My jolly friend was falling asleep in the office
He happens to be a designer
So his situation was such that his eyes were closed, while his hand was still on the mouse
His boss spotted him.
“Are you SLEEPING!?”
But my friend is smart, you see.
He woke up but remained still with his eyes closed and said
“No man… i’m THINKING… i’m thinking what to design…”
….
….
BWAHAHA!!!
Thinking ey?

Nah..too risky 😀

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY TO ALL OUR READER!!! We are all busy dating, so i shall leave all of you with the photo of this lovely cute teddy bears (which i think bimbobum will fall in love at first sight)

awwww…so sweet *melt*
and I hope all of you love birds out there will have a great night and make more babies

awwww..so cute…awwww….

I forgot to wish all the readers of www.xes.cx because i was away. Ya, back for CNY at my hometown. Well, before the celebration of Chinese New Year ends for good. Gong Xi Fa Chai

I hope all of you have collected as many Ang Pow as the red lanterns here…

How’s my CNY? Ok la but i think my ass got bigger after that because :-

I have problem getting out of my house.