Category: General

Vegetable will not be the same again after you see these :-

By the request of all the hamsup pek (All perverted uncles), all the motor show or Grand Prix model must be like this:-






But the consequence of that, accident do always happen such as this :-

Introducing, a korean anime (correct me if i am wrong), HAMTARO.




















awwwwwwwwwwwwww………….so cute!!!!!!!!!!!
Hamtaro is the name of one the hamster. He is the star of the show.
BUT WHICH ONE IS HAMTARO AMONG ALL THOSE HAMSTER?

Recently, (read: few years ago) I received a rather peculiar SMS which goes like this:
If u read this msg. u owe me a kiss,if u delete u owe me a hug, if u save, u owe me a date, if u reply u owe me all, if u ignore u’re mine! So, what will u do? heheheheh
**roll eyes while thinking who’d be so free to send such nonsense*
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF THIS WAS DIRECTED TO YOU?

Continue reading Mysterious SMS

To all the cat lovers,
meow……….=)










P.S. Also read xes’s story about cat

Mobile Phone, a necessity of our life. I feel naked if I forgot to bring my mobile phone with me. However, how many of us know who invented the phone. Below is an article written by Jano Gibson
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Meet the man who invented the mobile
By Jano Gibson

Dr Martin Cooper with the first mobile phone that he invented

It was April 3, 1973. Richard Nixon was in power, Elton John was top
of the pop charts and a bloke by the name of Martin Cooper was about
to make a phone call that would change the world.

Cooper worked for what was then a little-known company called Motorola

and he had just developed the world’s first “hand-held cellular
telephone”.

“It was huge,” recalls Cooper, who was in Sydney this week to address
a communications conference.

“The phone weighed almost two kilos – it was about the size of a
brick.” If that sounds prehistoric, so too was the phone’s power
efficiency.

“The battery lasted somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes. But that
didn’t matter very much because you could only hold it up to your ear
for 10 minutes before your arm got tired,” he says.

Cooper knew the first call he ever made on that state-of-the-art phone
would be a moment of history.

So who did he call on that April day from a Manhattan street corner?
He rang the communications Joel Engel, the head of research at Bell
Labs, an arms of the telecommunications giant AT&T – Motorola’s direct
competitor – to let them know he had beaten them in the race to make
the first mobile phone.

“It was one of the more chilling conversations that I’ve ever held.
These people at AT&T could not understand how a little upstart, a tiny
company like Motorola, would dare to tell them, the largest company in
the world, how to run their business.

“I thought I heard some gnashing of teeth in the background,” jokes
Cooper.

At the time, the thought millions of people around the world owning
their own mobile seemed like a pipe dream to Cooper.

“Keep in mind that the first [mobile] telephone cost millions of
dollars to make. Ten years later we produced the first commercial
phones and those phones sold for US$4000 [$A5180], which would be
closer to US$10,000 or US$15,000 today.

“So the idea of having a billion and a half people having cell phones
– some of which are literally given to them for nothing – was a really
long reach.”

And is there ever a time when the man who made the mobile wants to
tell mobile phone users to shut up?

“It depends whether they are being rude or not. If they’re talking quietly and they are benefiting from that phone call, I feel very
proud because I think people’s lives have been improved.”

Note: This article was originally published in Melbourne Age / Sydney Morning Herald

On Thursday (14/4/2005), while i was having my break outside my office. A salesman approached me.
“Tai Gor (Big Brother or Boss in Cantonese), how are you today?”
I looked left and right, thought that he was speaking to another people
Salesman(S): “Tai Gor, i am over here lar”
Me (F): “ooooooooooh”
S: “Tai Gor, are you free ar?”
F: “No”
S: “Tai Gor, can you answer some survey for me ar?”
F: “No”
S: “Comon, just one question only.”
F:”…..”
S: “Have you ever hurt a Woman?”
F: “Huh?”
S: “Have you ever hurt a Woman?”
F: “HUH!!!”
S: “Have you ever HEARD of WOMAN?”
(It was raining heavily so i didn’t hear him correctly)
F:”What?”
Then he took out, a perfume from a his bag. The perfume’s brand name is call Woman.
F: “oooooooooooh”
S: “How much do u think this perfume cost?”
F: “Don’t know”
S: “Can i spray some on you?”
F: “Please don’t. My boss hate cheap perfume smell.”
(I was actually scare that his perfume is actually some kind of black magic spray that might hypnotise me)
S: “Do you think RM180.00. Is that too expensive for this perfume.”
F: “yes”
S: “What about RM 48.90?”
F: “Expensive.”
S: “Rm 48.90 wor?”
F: “Expensive lar.”
S: “It was RM 180 now going for RM48 wor?”
F: “Expensive lar.”
S: “Ok, thank you.”
He finally left me alone and walked off to another building in the rain. It’s tough being a salesman especially if your potential client (victim) was stone and not very responsive.

A fortune teller once told me that I‘d be popular with older ladies. So today, while having breakfast alone….
Lady 1: Is anyone sitting here?
Me: oh nono, I’m about to go.
(Lady 1 and Lady 2 sit down)
Lady 1: wahhh..slow down young man…don’t drink so fast…are you afraid of us??
Lady 1: Old ladies like us don’t have any chance la.
Lady 2: bwahHAhahah
Me: …..
Lady 1: Bwaahhwahaha No chance you know..NO CHANCE!!
Lady 1: hallo hallo lengjai*?? Where are you going?? Hallo!??
/me runs.
* a good looking person in Cantonese

This happened on 23-3-2005, before Malaysia was hitted by earthquake. On that night, as usual i was watching the latest drama that i downloaded. Then suddenly, i heard a lot noise coming from my toilet. To my surprise, i found…

WHAT THE FUCK!!!
My toilet light, for God know what reason, fell down!

But strangely, the light bulb did not break into pieces.

Hence, I cleaned up the mess and borrowed a ladder from my landlady.

The ladder was very shaky and too short. I had to stand on the highest step to reach the ceiling.
Well again strangely, the light bulb that fell was okay.

March was indeed, a very eventful month for me but the last thing, i would expect was to escape death narrowly. Thank God, i was not taking shower then…or else i would have been FRIED!!!!