Category: General

TODAY is your lucky day

Today i went yam cha with my boss, my master and one my senior in a mamak near our office. We were happily enjoying our drinks when suddenly
“Sir, today is your lucky day!,” a salesman approached us with a big smile
Oh my God, salesman! So, all of us ignored him by looking at other directions, pretending that he was not there.
“Look sir, i have something very special for you,” he was searching his bag when he said that.
He took out a red bottle, filled with water. There was something reddish inside the water. It looked like fish to me.
“Oh my God, don’t tell me that he want to sell magic goldfish to 4 lawyers.” i thought to myself.
“Look here, sir,” the salesman said
My master looked at him and said “What is this?”
“It’s a watch, sir,” explained the salesman.
My master took up the bottle and studied it.
“A Watch?”
He put the bottle on his wrist.
“Bloody hell, how am i gonna wear this thing. It’s too big for my hand!”
All of us bursted out into laughter.
“No, no, sir. The watch is inside the bottle because i want to show you how good this watch is…..blah blah blah (all useless nonsense…can’t remember what he said already),”
He went on and on for 2 minutes
” Ok, enough lar. How much is it?” my boss suddenly broke his silence and asked.
“RM 29.90 only, sir. BUT if you buy from me today, i am going to give me another one for free,”
“Sure or not? How i know you are not saying that to con me.”
“No lar, sir. If you go KLCC, this watch is sold for RM89.90.”
“huh?”
“BUT today is your lucky day, i am going to give you an extra one for free.”
“Meaning?” My boss asked him with a poker face but the rest of us were lauging like mad now.
“It means you are lucky to meet me today lar so i am giving you 3 watches for RM29.90.”
“meaning?”
So, he went on and on about how lucky my boss is today to stumble upon a deal like this for another 2 mins.
“Wah…that guy is really thick skin. ok lar, i will take it.” my boss said
“Thank you, sir. You are lucky today lar, sir. Look, you are last customer and my best one so far. I am giving away all my watches for a special price.” the salesman said.
“Ok, ok. You can take back the empty bottle and the boxes lar. I don’t want that”
Later, when he was gone.
“Eh, Frank. Come, take one lar,” He handed me a red one
“eeeer….,”
“Don’t be shy lar. Take it. You can wear it when you go jogging. Don’t waste it lar,”
“eeeer….red ar?”
I took the watch from him.
“Well, thank you but can i change this for the black one ar?”
“hahahhahahaha…you are asking me to whack you izzit?”
P.S. Today is not my lucky day cause i think i am having fever…haih, i am sick already.

So u wanna be a La La mui

Earlier last year, xes wrote an entry about ah lian. Well, i am not too sure whether that girl can be branded as an Ah Lian or not because the term ah lian is defined very loosely. Unlike La La Mui. La La Mui can be easily spoted and identified.
Huh? What? You don’t know what is a La La Mui? Ok…for all you fashion noobs out there,
NOW, BEHOLD…LA LA MUI FROM TAIWAN









So, what do you think?
P.S. The author has totally nothing against man or woman with bad fashion sense. This article is posted without prejudice to any person be it the family and friends the girl featured in the photo or anyone related to her.

Yanks at a Roundabout

I got this from a forwarded mail.
Imagine you are driving in England and you are already confused enough driving on the left side. Then you see this sign:

and you ask yourself “what’s gonna happen here ?”
all of a sudden there it is …

The magic roundabout!
Supposedly there are 3 or 4 of these in England.
In Swindon, in London and Cardiff (England???).
In the middle the direction is reversed.

Those Brits are crazy. No wonder that god put them on an island.
YEEHAW!!

Social Blunder

During dinner time, i went to tarpau (take away) at this stall near my house. I always eat there if i have no dinner appointment so the people there know me well. There was this girl who manage the stall for her father, or at least that is whom i thought he was to her, until today…
Girl: Hello, never seen you for awhile.
Me : Ya, i never seen you here for long time also.
Girl: ya kah?
Me : Ya, only your father is here lar, usually.
Girl: Huh? My father?
Me : neh…that man who always wear the cap?
Girl: huh?
Me : …….
Girl: He is not my father lar. He is my boyfriend laaaaaaaaaar.
Me : oooooh ( i felt like laughing at that moment)
Girl: ……
Me : …… (look at her blankly and trying hard not to laugh)
Girl: Here is your change.
Me : Thank you. See you
I walked off as fast as i can to my car and quickly drove off. I laughed my head off while driving home. Anyway, the moral of the story is “Don’t laugh too hard while you are driving, it’s dangerous”.

Cockroach..

I guess most of us heard of porn involving animals. But Sow found this on the net.
It’s cockroach porn. EUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: For completion sake, here is another digusting picture of an insect courtesy of Joanne of Miri, Sarawak. All together now…say “EUW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
WARNING: VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN/UNDER 18 YEARS OLD.

Great Bloopers

One of my must-do things while driving to work is listening to the radio.
It keeps you awake and sometimes, it brightens up your day.
Few days ago, a DJ was asking listeners what were their most embarrassing moment.

A caller called up.

He said, “Couple of years back, I used to work in this company in KL. Everyday, on my way to the office, I’d see this pretty girl. My office was on the 13th floor, hers was 15th.

Everyday, we’ll meet at the lift. We would exchange greetings and that’s all. I was too shy to talk to her. But I wanted to know her better!

Then one day, I decided to post some notes on the windscreen of her car since we park at the same car park. Everyday, I’ll put in different messages such as “you look pretty today!”, “you look great in pink” and “I like the dress you wore today :D”.

It went on for 2 weeks. Then one day, I saw a huge looking man with muscles all over standing next to her car! He grabbed the note, read it and threw it away.

Initially I thought it was her husband or something, my heart started to crack. Then soon I realise…that I put the notes on the wrong car for 2 weeks…

It was the muscle man’s car!!!

DJ: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The worst thing a restaurant owner could do..

Couple of days back, my colleagues and I had lunch at a restaurant nearby our office. It’s popular with our bosses as well. Further their food is quite good.
One of my colleagues, KM ordered cantonese fried noodles.
Then i said,
“I heard many stories about how cooks sabotage their patron’s cantonese fried noodles. The worst I heard was making phlegm into egg yolk”
Colleagues: “EUW”

Few minutes later, our meals came. Hence the soon-to-be-lawyers started pigging in. After KM finished 3/4 of her noodles, something black popped up on her plate.
It was a dead cockroach!

KM immediately said, “Last time I asked B (senior lawyer) on what he will he do if he finds a cockroach in his meal. B said he will get plastic bag, pack the food in it and head to the office to write a letter of demand to the restaurant owner”.
Within no time, she summoned the boss, a camera and a tissue. Before the boss apologized, we took pictures of it and kept the dead cockroach in the tissue as evidence.
The worst thing a restaurant would do is serving tainted food to lawyers (or soon to be lawyers).