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Recently, we see a lot of cars with sticker of Buddha, Jesus and other Gods but havint 3 Gods on your car…isn’t it too much?

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this headline?

Last week, Sharon & I visited David Thong, also known as SkyWalker on IRCnet, at Selayang Hospital. He was hospitalized due to liver cancer. I heard it was due to excessive alcohol consumption.
David lost a lot of weight and his face is pale. At that time, his mum was making a drink for him. He gulped it reluctantly and complained that it was too sour.
Sharon & I stood by the side of the bed for quite some time before he noticed us. He turned around and said, “hey..”.
And thats all he said to us the entire visit.
His mother was doing all she could to take care of him. She placed a lot of pillows on his bed, on ever corner and on his back.
Every second, David complained that his body hurts. Every time his mum adjusts the bed, he moaned in pain. Even though we were not close friends, I almost teared to see him in that stage.
He then went to sleep. We sat beside his bed, looking at him.
His Mum seems very confident that his child will be healed. She said something about administering herbal medicine for him.
Then today, David passed away this morning at 7:25AM.
He is only 29 years old.
Funeral Service at Tues,wed(11th,12th) 8pm @ St Ignatious ( along LDP Highway) Thur (13th)- morning 10am at St Ignatious , leaving for cremation
Mr. Thong, we shall meet again, next life or in Heaven…

I once had a colleague, Ms. Jo who look older than her age and she was extremely sensitive about it. One day, another of my colleague recommended SK2 to her. She bought every single SK2 product available in the market.
She applied all of it and the next day, she came to office…
Jo: eh, do you see any difference in me today ar?
me: ……
Jo: Aiya, useless lar. why i ask a small boy.
The few days later,
Jo: Seh (die) looooooh…..how come it doesn’t work?
Later during lunch time, Ms. K and me were waiting for the lift
Ms. K: You heard about Ms. Jo and her SK2 kah?
me: Ya.
Ms. K: She think SK2 is some magic portion meh. Ugly mean Ugly lar, cannot save already.
me: Maybe she should drink the SK2 lar. hahahahhahahha….
when i was saying that,Ding…the lift arrived. The door opened. FUCK!!! MS. JO WAS IN IT!!!
ARRRRRGH…./me pull hair

I met up with HC for dinner in Subang Jaya. After dinner, we went for a drink in Darulsalam to catch up and also because HC wanna check out college girls (ok lar, i wanna check them out also). While we were catching up, one of his friend and a girl came over. The girl was the one HC tried to introduce to me in the “Huh?” post. If my lousy memory serve me right, her name is Sabrina. =P
Anyway, HC’s friend asked HC whether or not he can keep Sabrina company for awhile because he was gonna go for a meeting. HC refused to do that. When HC came to sit down…
me: Eh, that is the girl that you tried to introduce to me right?
HC: Ya, but u act sohai-ly (stupidly). You want her to come over or not?
me: eeer…ok.
HC smsed his friend. He told his friend that the girl can come over and join him if she is bored (i think). A few mins later, the friend messaged him back. The sms went like this…
“She is mine!!! If your friend is interested in her, ask him to go ham 7 (suck cock) lar”
Wah!!! So damn protective even before the girl become his girlfriend. =\

Today when i went to buy mixed rice for dinner,
me: Aunty, i don’t want so much rice. Fat already…
Aunty: Aiya, fat good wah.
me: no lar, later not eng tao, boh lan ai (Not handsome, no one want me)…
Aunty: Nevermind, you got car. A lot of girls will like you even if you are very fat.
me: but…
Aunty: Aiya, this world is very realistic one. Got car, got money, people will look up to you.
The Aunty was definately right…
In another incident, i met up with my highschool mate, R.
R: Eh Frank, i met up with JS the other day.
me: ooooh…
R: I told him that you are making RM8,000 per month
me: WTF? Why you lie to him.
R: If i don’t, he will look down on you.
me: But that is like 10x of my actual chambering allowance wei!!!
R: You want him to look down on you like last time ar?
me: ……
Honestly, i don’t give a damn what people think of me. That car is not my mine and i am a poor chambering student. But i do appreciate R’s effort to shut JS’s mouth up by telling a white lie. Thank you, R.

There is this scene in the Healing Hand III, a HK TVB drama. Two housemen were shaken by their inability to save one of their patient. The supervising doctor walked up to them and ask,
“Why do you want to be a doctor?”
One of the houseman stood up and said,
“I want to save life.”
“I am not asking you about your dream. No one can save someone else’s life but God.” The supervising doctor walked away after saying that.
The second houseman ran up to him and shouted,
“Why do you want to be a doctor!”
“HOPE! I want to give hope to my patients.”
Why do i want to be a lawyer, i asked myself after watching that episode. I want to uphold justice without fear and favour? Is that the reason? Is that my dream or ambition?
I once wrote an essay about my ambition during A-level. I wrote that my goal was to be a successful lawyer. The reason…? I wrote “To help people with their problems”
during the 9 months 20 days of chambering, i asked myself over and over again “Why do i have to lose sleep over someone else’s problem?”
My senior once told me “Frank, solving problem is what we do best in our profession. Taking on other people’s problem is our duty. If you cannot cope with it, you should quit and don’t look back.”
Uphold justice without fear and favour, that is my dream. Solving problem for people is my ambition, and that is what i strive to do best in.

Lately, a high school friend called me. He said…
“I am unlike you. I still keep in touch with our friends and you…you forget about us when you have new friends in KL.”
Honestly, i don’t think that i have ever abandoned any of my friends from High School. When i first came to KL, no one bother to contact me. I was alone in a strange land.
When i managed to contact them, they never bothered to meet up with me. Although,evetually i managed to find where they were and paid them a visit. How did they treat me? I was left sitting in a corner like a stranger, an unwanted guest. That was the last straw, i decided that if they did not take the effort to stay in touch me, why should i?
Over the years, i lost contact with all of them. Although, i am only left with two friends in my hometown but i never regretted because i still have two loyal friends.

I am very stress out this week…so i am gonna bitch a lot.

I am at the bloody OR office 4 times this week. My face is on their blacklist now. All of them will give me the lansi “what do you want look” from now onward.

Anyway Mr.C, the client whom i am doing the file for isn’t helping at all. He think since i am helping him with his legal issue, i am his slave.

Mr.C: Can you pass the document to my place, NOW!!!

me: Where is your place.

Mr.C gave me the name of his place.

me: I don’t know how to go there. BTW, i am not from KL so i am not very familiar with the roads.

Mr.C: Where are you from?

me: Sarawak. (a state in the East Malaysia which the West Malaysian think that is extremly backward and the people there still live on trees)

Mr.C: ooooh (in a you are so ulu tone!!!)

Later at night,

Mr C: Where is my document?

me: I am gonna drop it at your place later.

dooooooooooooooooooooo…he put down the phone. Fucker, how rude!!!

Since he had been extremly rude and lansi (arrogant) to me, i am not gonna be nice to him either. Anyway, who is he to order me around after 5:30pm. I decided to go over his place at 10:30. First, i went to One Utama to have Burger King with my friend. Also, to clarify the directions from my friend.

By 10:30, i went and dropped the documents at his condo’s guard house. Then, i called him…I know lar, i am not suppose to call someone whom i don’t know very well after 10pm but hell, i am professional. Further, i must be responsible to my client. So i couldn’t be arsed about manner, i WILL call him!!!

me: Hello, C. I dropped your documents at your guard house.

C: *sleepy voice* mmmm…ooooh.

After that, i called my big boss to inform him about this..
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*background music* bom chi bom chi bom chi

Boss: Frank, speak up! I am in a pub. I cannot hear you!!

There were a lot of girls laughing at the background…

Walou, that is the difference between an associates and the managing partner.

Note: I know there are a lot of mistake with tenses but i can’t be arsed to correct them. If you wanna complain, you have to buy me a jug of beer first.

i woke up at 7am as usual this morning. brushed my teeth.. however something unusual happened. this morning, i ter-shallow some of my tooth paste.it was the colgate mint fresh with the green paste ones. it tasted… MINTY? a little spicy feeling oso la. this reminds me of some wierd hobbies i used to have back in my 4-7 years old days.
disclaimer : before u read on, dont judge me for whatever u’re about to read. i’ve already grown up into a handsome boy 😀 its just what i was not what i am mmkay?
ok, bursting the bubble time. i used to like tasting different tooth paste flavours. i’ve tried alot of flavours like the strawberries, peach, peppermint, orange, honeydew and i can go n on. notice why i mentioned strawberry 1st? yea.. that’s my favourite one. especially if its manufactured by kodomo lion..
HAHAHAHAHHA… (daydreaming)
sorry was having a short flashback 😛 the good ol’ days yoh? so dont be shy, burst all ur childhood embarassing/proud moments here today! 😀

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