Asian xgames photos..

ATTENTION ALL ICQ USERS

DO NOT VISIT http://www.jokeworld.biz/index.html

A worm is spreading via ICQ, using a flaw in MSIE and a misconfiguration in ICQ itself. A message is sent via ICQ with the link “http://www.jokeworld.biz/index.html”; upon visiting that page with ICQ running in the default configuration, code is downloaded. The next time the system is started, the code will be run.

SOURCE http://www.daemonology.net/ICQworm/worm.txt

Asian Xgames

Pictures from Umeng’s camera.

More pictures @ http://www.mycen.com.my/picturestory/xgames.html

I want to get a digital camera.. any suggestions? Canon EOS 300D seems pretty tempting but it’s pretty expensive.. further I already own a SLR camera.

A friend in need?

Today, an old friend messaged me on my mobile phone:-
“Do you mind if I borrow your Professional Practice lecture notes and I promise it is for personal use…other subject I got textbook except for this…signed Mr Cow (not his real name).”

Now,should i lend my notes to Mr Cow?
No.
Why?
1. Although he was someone I met in my High School, we had never spoken much to each other in school or after we graduated.
2. We lost contact for 6 years but we bumped into each other recently. He stays a few blocks from me now in KL but we still do not hang out or speak with each other.
3. The quota for CLP is so low. I don’t think helping a student from another college will increase my chance of passing.

What will I lose if I do not lend him the notes?
1. A so call friend
2. I will be known as an asshole and a selfish bastard

Can I live with that?
Yes. It is not my fault that he joined the wrong college for CLP.

xgames

My friends and I went to watch the Asian Xgames at Bukit Jalil. We watched in awe as contestants of the rock climbing competition were trying to climb a wall which is almost impossible to climb. Basically, the rocks that you hold on could only fit 2 of your fingers.

I arrived at the place late. The finals were just about to start. Some people came early in the afternoon to check out the scene. Man, they were fried by the hot scorching sun. Further, there were people from all around the world for example, Japanese chicks in bikinis, Japanese chicks in bikinis and Japanese chicks in bikinis.

And I must say, all of the contestant’s bodies were oh my god, muscular and nicely toned. I WANT I
WANT I WANT!!!!

One of my friends was complaining that our Malaysian crowd is not sporting as they tend to be very quiet. I felt pity for the MCs that were trying to get people to cheer and scream for performances that they have done. It’s either the crowd doesn’t understand English or they’re just too shy to scream and shout. Unlike other countries, people are much more sporting and know how to make things more interesting. IMHO I think the way to solve such deficiency of our society is by providing them alcohol or any other substance that makes them high. Look at our raves man…

The Turing Test

Ever think that the person whom you chat on the internet is actually a computer programme? Read about it here –> Has Text-porn finally made computers ‘human’?

Just in case you are too lazy to read, here is a summary:-

According to the report, a programme known as Natachata has the capability of remembering the age, and names of the person that it chats with. This programme is widely used by Porn Merchant.

How does the computer conceal it true identity?
Once the computer receives a message, it will compare with its database and works work what is being said. It will then generate a message completed with slang, spelling mistake and even deliberately delaying for a few minutes before sending out the message. Most perverted suckers do not realise the hot chics they are chatting with is actually a computer.

You cannot fool me, I am a computer geek

Now you might think that nobody will be fooled by this but a geek called Barry fall for it. Barry believes that Julia, a Bot from an online game is a real person.

Barry says: “Hello how are you”
Julia says: “Hello, Barry”
Barry says: “Are you a virgin”
Julia says: “As far as you’re concerned, Barry, I always will be”

He even tried to ask Julia for a date! LOSER!

This is London calling…

Oh boy, it’s almost 6a.m and I haven’t slept a wink. Anywayz, it has been a loOOOng while, hasn’t it? Now, where do I begin? Same old. My life as it is substantially revolves around the BVC (Bar Vocational Course). No romantic dramas of any sort. The never-ending assessments until May, court visits, dining sessions, job applications and the list goes on…it all made me feel as if I have lost my “lust for life”. I guess I don’t party as hard, drink as much as before. Somehow I have lost these enthusiasms at one point or another. What’s going on! Let the insomniac ramble on”You guys must have worked out by now, you will come to know this old and domesticated being that need to be taught the meaning of P-A-R-T-Y again: P

Thankfully, I still have my friends to keep me sane at all times. I suppose, beneath the elegance of a barristers’ suit lay an infinite effort to keep it going. Chinatown is like my second home for one reason. Hunger satisfaction. I eat like I’ve never eaten before. 😀 Oh common…that’s the closest thing I can get to mummy’s home cook food. *sob*sob*

O.K, ramblings aside. London Fashion Week was held on the 14th -19th February 2004. This is followed by the London Fashion Weekend which is on the Thursday 19th Feb- Sunday 22nd Feb 2004. “London Fashion Week-End invites the public to take part in the glamour of Fashion Week and snap up style tips and bargains. The event takes place in temporary tents erected in front of the Duke of York’s Headquarters on the King’s Road. Over 100 LFW designers selling clothes and accessories at standard retail prices.”

Retail therapy, anyone? 😀

Ohh boy..the sun is up..and I was meant to get up in 2 hr’s time. 😡

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Birthday 2001

It was 24th September 2001. I was celebrating my 20th Birthday. We had a drinking session for my birthday @ my Hall’s pub i.e Tapton Hall. I had 4 pints (1 pint = 1 1/2 mug) of Snake Bite Black (beer, cider and cranberry juice). I was fcking pissed and was running around. My classmates were also damn drunk. They were running around talking cock.

I was at the lobby trying to recuperate. My friends and some strangers were talking there. There were 2 girls. One of them spoke to me. Everything seems so blur and I didnt pay attention to who I was talking to.

She said, “Are you okay?”
Me: I’m fine. What?s your name?
?I’m Dorothy?
Me: Oh what are you doing here in Sheffield??

Then suddenly, someone shouted, “She’s my mother!”

I turned and looked at the person sitting next to Dorothy. I tried to focus. And as everything got clearer, Dorothy was actually a middle age lady and the person who shouted was actually Dorothy’s daughter. Oh man, I was so embarrassed,.

Biggest emergency of my life..

2 days ago, we had a farewell supper for Soon Loong @ SS2 mamak. He’s leaving the next day so we had a big seafood fest in his honour. Unfortunately, it was too spicy hence I had to drink loads and loads of water.

However, towards the end of the yamcha session, something came up. It was one of the biggest emergencies of my life. I left the place immediately. I drove like mad to get home.

I was so relieved when I finally took the long awaited piss at the toilet. AHHHH..

body surfing!

COWABANGGA!!!..I wanted to post this picture along with the other one but I was scared to hog leong’s website with all these beach pictures..but hehe..I couldn’t resist it: i HAD to put this one up too! 😀 Okay, so this is body surfing. You don’t necessarily need a board, you can body surf without a board. It’s really simple, all you have to do is have your back facing the water, wait for the waves to come..and *tadaa* you’re up on the air!! Totally awesome! Well, I’m sure there’s no way you can do it in Malaysian waters rite?..so what are you waiting for?..COME TO HAWAII!..