Author: Frank_omatic

Cina Memang Cina

Got this from kinkypugkevin’s blog. Cracked me up.



    I was chatting for the first time with this Chinese guy from Cheras. He noticed my display photo of me and DJ Premier and started this stupid conversation.
    water says:
    u like african ?
    kev says:
    not really why?
    water says:
    yr pic got an african ?
    water says:
    i so scared african la
    kev says:
    he’s a DJ i met recently. didn’t i tell you this just now?
    water says:
    can u use other pic
    kev says:
    no cos i want to use this one
    water says:
    but i scared african
    kev says:
    so?
    water says:
    if u fren with him , i will scared u too
    kev says:
    he’s a US DJ i interviewed for work. he’s not my friend. gosh get over it.
    water says:
    so sorry 4 my honestly
    water says:
    ok
    water says:
    u been to us b 4 ?
    kev says:
    no.
    water says:
    u said u at us ?
    kev says:
    i said he is from US. he was in town…
    water says:
    i see
    water says:
    he now at us ?
    kev says:
    yes
    water says:
    how u can meet him ?
    kev says:
    he is in town for his tour. i was interviewing him.
    water says:
    ok
    water says:
    is he a gay too ?
    kev says:
    no he’s not
    kev says:
    are you racist?
    water says:
    what is racist ?
    kev says:
    i rest my case

Source: http://kinkypugkevin.blogspot.com/2006/12/cina-memang-cina.html

So you wanna have big boobs…

I read in one of the forum. A guy wrote :-
“I hate big boob … dunno why they want it soo bloody big
expensive somemore
what will you do to your girl if she ask you money to enlarge her boob ?
she is those kind like to show off and stuff”
I wonder what will i do if my girlfriend ask me for that…hmmmm…i will definately say :-
“No lar, next time got baby already susah (“difficult”) because the milk might be too much for it. Later, the baby fat fat one become bully in school”
What will you say to your girlfriend?
OR
For the girl, what will happen if you boyfriend ask you for money to enlarge his penis and he said
“Honey, i wanna make my asset longer so we can much more fun”
If i am a girl, i will say
“YOU BASTARD!”

Taman Negara 23 November 2006 – 25 November 2006

Back from Taman Negara!
Taman Negara is one of the national parks in Peninsula Malaysia. It encompasses 3 states, Pahang, Kelantan and Terengganu. It is well know for its ecotourism.
I procured the services of NKS HOTEL & TRAVEL SDN. BHD (Tel : 03 – 20720336 / website: http://www.taman-negara-nks.com/) to organise my trip to Taman Negara. The cost was around RM425 which is inclusive of accommodation, transport, food and also activities. It was a steal!
My trip to Taman Negara lasted for 3 days 2 nights. The journey to Taman Negara took quite some time. First, we had to take a 3 hours bus ride to Jerantut, followed with a short ride to Kuala Tembeling and lastly a 3 HOURS boat ride to Kuala Tahan.

Continue reading Taman Negara 23 November 2006 – 25 November 2006

Bangunan Sultan Abdul Samad @ Jalan Raja Laut

Around February 2007, the Courts at Wisma Denmark and Jalan Raja Laut, Kuala Lumpur will be moving to a new court complex at Jalan Duta. It is claimed that the new RM290mil complex is the biggest in the world with , 77 courtrooms consisting of the Magistrate’s courts (26 courtrooms), Sessions Courts (21 courtrooms) and the High Court, including the Family Court (30 courtrooms).
By end of this year, lawyers will bid Bangunan Sultan Abdul Samad farewell.

Continue reading Bangunan Sultan Abdul Samad @ Jalan Raja Laut

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1 is the number where xes.cx has only been featured in a local magazine how sad.
I love reading all my 2003 entries. Those were the days..

Hey Willy Willy…

Check this out, the game is kinda cute.

http://www5.goyk.com/aw333sas0903/misc/condomgame.swf
Now this is how it work :-

Use the left and right keys to control your willy.
Shoot using the space bar.
Hitting a condom get’s you 10 points.
If you don’t hit the condoms you will get a baby.
3 babies and you’re out!

I tried twice and always get baby. Thank God, my willy is ok.

Smarties

Recently, my former classmate Mindy sent me videos of Smarties chocolate advertisements done by her agency.

LOL. Those tubes were so scared till they shat smarties off their arse. Yes, the videos were on national tv!
I’m sure everyone here tried Smarties before. When I was younger, I used to play with it’s tube (Smarties were packed in a tube). I would turn it into a cannon by whacking the tube to force its plastic cap to fly off.
But now, Nestle has replaced the old packaging with a Hexatube packaging.
Anyway, here are some interesting facts that I gathered from wikipedia.

  • Nestlé uses cochineal, a derivative of the Cochineal beetle, to dye red Smarties, [1] and are therefore not kosher or vegetarian. (!!! Smarties uses insects???)
  • In Canada, Smarties are traditionally all the same chocolate flavour inside, although recent marketing trials have included boxes of flavoured candy. Some flavours include Sundae and Orange. Smarties in Canada are usually sold in either a plastic bag or an oblong cardboard box.
  • Blue Smarties – Replaced in 2006 with white by Nestle UK due to the removal of all artificial colours from Smarties. As there is no naturally blue food colour, they could no longer be produced under the new policy (blue Smarties continue to be manufactured by Nestle Canada however).
  • In February 2005, it was announced that the traditional cylindrical tube was to be replaced with a new six-sided “Hexatube” packaging in the summer. Nestlé have stated that the redesign is in order to keep the brand interesting and fresh to children; the new packaging is also lighter and more compact. The last 100 tubes to leave the factory in York have a certificate inside them.
    The replacement of Smarties’ packaging wasnt well received by the older crowd. This was evident from the comments @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4276553.stm. Here are some extracts of the comments.
    Quite simply the worst catastrophe to befall modern man. Don’t do it, Smarties!!
    Helen, UK
    This is a disaster. Traditional Smartie tubes are a wonderful charity fund-raising aid. We have used the Smartie-tube challenge to raise thousands of pounds in our local community. You give people a free tube of Smarties, which are theirs to eat, but ask them to return the tubes full of 20p pieces. This is an effective and easy way of raising money for charity. Shame on you Nestle Rowntree for removing this opportunity.
    David, UK
    (Interesting!)
    The best bit about the old tube with the plastic end was always when the tube was empty. You eat the Smarties with relish (the orange ones last of course!), then put the top back on the tube, rest it on a surface, and bang the edge of your hand down hard about half way along the tube, to see how far you can fire the plastic top.
    That really was always one of the best bits of Smarties, and in fact in my thirties I still do it!
    The children of the future will miss out on a great entertaining activity.
    Mrs Mayo, UK
    I’ve spent the last 32 years building a two storey house for my family entirely out of Smarties tubes, using the lids as flooring, paving stones and a driveway. I estimated to be finished by 2008, but if the hexagons come in, I’m going to have to redo the whole roof.
    Ron Johnson, UK