BEER

First and foremost, HapPy NeW YeAr everyone!!

Despite the government not encouraging any major new year’s eve celebrations this year, I’m sure many of us partied in a minor scaled fashion anyway. Bangsar, Sri Hartamas, KL… were packed, as usual.
Celebrations and parties aside, I’m dedicating this piece of blog to all our male readers. Please read on, and StaY ALERT!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a ‘date-rape drug’ called “Beer” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere!

Beer” as it is commonly referred to, is used by ‘female predators’ to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “Beers,” and then ask him home for ‘no-strings-attached Sex’, …. a simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several “Beers,” men will have sex with even unattractive women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship!” In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “Marriage!”

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “Beer” is administered.

If you or some men you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “Beer” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured, …. male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

So, here’s wishing all readers a very Happy New Year filled with hope, joy and love. Cheers to you boys..and no, I’m not offering any beer!
**winks*

As for the ladies, lets just keep up with what we always do BEST!

A woman’s philosophy: “Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with…”

How I spent my xmas eve….


Well, I didnt spent my Xmas like that. My friend and I celebrated it @ the heart of KL, Jalan Bukit Bintang..
The entire town was in a Christmassy feeling. The roads were packed with cars and the traffic was almost standstill.
Fortunately, Ping offered to drive, hence Jennifer, Rachel, Umeng and I sat on his car. Well, unfortunately for Ping, we were stuck for 2 hours in the standstill traffic.

There were loads of people selling some sort of spray that emits foam or some Spiderman sticky strings at RM10 for 4 bottles. However, it runs out after few sprays. Bloody cheats. Further, if you don’t buy those spray from them, they will start spraying foam etc at you.

Another group of friends rented a service apartment in the city, well not really friends, I barely know them! However, they were nice to share their apartment, food and liquor with us. We even traded gifts ^.^
Everyone had to pool in presents. Then we had to draw lots. I didn’t know bout the gift polling thingie while on my way to KL. Running out of time, I jumped to the nearest shopping centre which was having some sort of Thai Exhibition. I bought a wind chime from there.
Well, in return, I got 2 packs of cigarette and a lighter. Great present, especially when I’m not a smoker.
Beers were abundant. We bought a bathtub full of beer. By the end of the night, we were wasted.

Asia quake 8.9 magnitude quake.

Thousands of people have been killed across southern Asia in massive sea surges triggered by the strongest quake in the world for 40 years.

The 8.9 magnitude quake struck under the sea near Aceh in north Indonesia, generating a wall of water that sped across thousands of kilometres of sea.

At least 2,000 died in Sri Lanka and more than 1,000 were killed in India.

Casualty figures are rising throughout the region including in Thai tourist resorts, packed with holidaymakers.

More…
43 dead from tidal waves in Malaysia

BBC World News: http://tv.hao1.com/show.asp?type=1&id=943
Read experiences @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/4125619.stm

Merry Xmas 2004

I am not going to write about how i celebrated Xmas eve. it was so damn normal that i had decided to erase it from my memory.But, like the Queen of United Kingdom, i am going to give a Christmas speech to all our fans.
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My beloved fans and fellow internet surfers ,
Merry Xmas. Thank you for supporting www.xes.cx all this while. I love all of you. If not for rule against polygamy, all our guy guest bloggers would have marry all our girl fans. The girl guest blogger marrying the guy fans. That i can promise, if my beloved fans and fellow internet surfers can lobby hard for the Government to abolish to rule.
My beloved fans and fellow internet surfers,
I would like to clarify an earlier statement made by xes that the site is closing down. I would like to inform all our fans that www.xes.cx is not closing down. At least not until xes and me strike jackpot and buy our own island in the Carribbean. Therefore, i plead to all my beloved fans and fellow internet surfers to keep supporting us.
My beloved fans and fellow internet surfers,
I aim to push the hits up to 500 by the 1st Quater of 2005. I pledge that we will belt out better and high quality articles. However, the site will not archeive 500 hits without all of you. Your applaud is what keeps me going. For those who has link of www.xes.cx on their site, thank you for being such a sport.
My beloved fans and fellow internet surfers,
I pray that the blessing of Almighty God may rest upon all of you. Once again, Merry Xmas.

CLP Convo (16-12-2004)

CLP convo was held in PWTC, Merdeka Hall on 16-12-2004. The ceremony was so boring that there was almost nothing to write home about. Hence i am just going to give you a brief chronical of the whole event:-
10am – 12pm: CLP graduates register at the registration counter and collect their rob.
1pm – 2pm: The graduates were briefed on the manner and conduct when they recieve the scroll from the Sultan. The organiser made us wait for so long that, many of us became bored and started to take photo of each other.

SLB’s Chambeez and me (on the far right)
2pm – 3pm: The graduates lined outside the hall. The damn organiser made us waited out there, STANDING for almost an hour.
3pm – 4pm: The organiser let us entered the hall. Another 30 mins waiting for the Sultan and VIPs to arrive. There was a group of annoying photographers taking photos inside the hall.

The offical photographer of the ceremony
I took a few photos inside the hall too despite the “no photo” rule.

The Guests of Honour

The Attorney General giving his speech

me, waiting for my turn

that’s me and the Sultan
4pm – 5pm: We were told to stay back to have a group photo taken with the Sultan.

ARRGH…another hour of waiting.
In conclusion apart from being able to receive the scroll from the Sultan, this convo sucks big time cos the scroll they gave me was actually an useless paper that say “Ini bukan Sijil Amalan Guaman” (This is not The Certificate of Legal Practice). WTF!

Hotels @ Jalan Bukit Bintang..

A Singaporean lady was murdered in a hotel in Jalan Bukit Bintang today. She was tied on the bed, naked and suffered multiple slash wound.
This reminded me of a story from my Dad. Many, many years ago, an English chap who works for my Dad’s company came to KL. He stayed in a hotel along Jalan Bukit Bintang. My dad and his colleague were due to meet him on the following weekday. Dad met him in Oxford during one of his business trips.
So anyway, the English chap was murdered in his hotel room. Stabbed many times and blood all over the room. None of his belongings was stolen. The door was locked from inside, no sign of break-in.
In the hotel room, there were two phone numbers, one belonging to my Dad another belonging to his colleague. Hence, the two of them were suspected as murderers. Our house was searched and his colleague was arrested in his jogging attire. He didn’t get the chance to change his clothes at all.
However, his colleague did not know about the case. He was kept in a room for hours. Then a Chinese policeman came…
Policeman: Just admit it, you wont suffer anymore.
Colleague: Admit? Admit to what? (Colleague then thinks to himself…shitt..must be one of the many times I jaywalked).
Policeman: for murdering that gweilou (Caucasian).
Colleague: WHAT???? I didn’t!!
He was released couple of hours later.
The murderer was not found until today. There were 2 conspiracies.
1. Few hours before he was murdered, he was seen talking to a transvestite in a disco below the hotel. However, there was no evidence that the transvestite went to his room.
2. He was murdered by IRA members.
8 – 9 years later, an enquiry was held. No further evidence was found and even the motive of the murder was not known. The court closed the case and hence some ah kua (transvestite) might have gotten away with murder.

Work Work Part 3

Working life is pretty normal after 3 weeks. I woke up 6:30 am, walked to the LRT station by 7:20 am, reach there by 7:30 am, reach the office by 8:15 am, had my breakfast there…blah blah. My mentors have not actually give me a lot of work yet. They wanted me to be familiar with the court rules, document drafting, and case researchs. However, this week will be a very busy week. I have to draft an affidavit in reply for a client by tommorow afternoon which mean that i have to read through a whole pile of cause papers and also to research and advise the client by Wednesday. Then, i have to attend a court hearing on Wednesday morning as well and to research on the casae due for hearing that day. Right after that, i will take a day off to attend my CLP convocation in PWTC. I looking forward to thursday because my parents will be attending it.
Although, my mentors are easy on me but they are very strict. They want me to maintain the integrity on the Profession. They expect no “half bucketed” work from me. However from time to time, they do tell me to enjoy life as a chambering student and spent my weekend well. I guess joining a medium sized firm is not a bad idea afterall because i get to learn and work with 3 senior litigation lawyers!

Life as a chambie..

South Korea aside, hello legal life.
I started work in a law firm with 200 over people last week. Oh my god, so many people to meet!! I can’t remember all their names!!
I am now put in a crummy corner surrounded by mountain of files with 3 other chambies. So far not much work for me as it’s the end of the year and most offices are closing for xmas.
Despite the huge population, the firm is all work no play. Work finishes @ 530PM but most of them will stay till late! A colleague of mine stayed till 530AM went home, and came back to work..Too much work it seems.. I feel like I’m working like a Japanese…
Frank and I are getting busier by day. Soon, we’ll have no time for this website. Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hand together now and say..”CLOSE SHoP LUUUUUUU!!”

Work Work Part 2

I am so damn tired. I didn’t sleep last night and ran around the court for fucks. I bumped into Siew Lee and her colleagues,Cynthia, this other guy (sorry, i forgot what is your name), and a CLP coursemate, Ricky. It was fun running around the Masjib Jamek Court with them, filling our petition papers. Although, we didn’t manage to finish filling them today.
Anyway,Hey, anyone wanna go for Putrajaya Court visit? I am going there soon to serve one of my paper to the Attorney General. Let me know, cause i don’t wanna go there alone.
Ok, story time! Today, I took a taxi to the Masjid Jamek Court in the afternoon. My taxi driver was an indian man. Like any other taximan, at first he talk to me about the traffic jam and the Arab Tourist who can’t differentiate RM5 and RM50.
Then he changed topic and said “Brader, you lawyer kan,”
“Yes but not yet. I am training to be one now,”
“So, u chambering student lar.”
“ya ya how u know ar (note:not many taxi driver know what is chambering student) ”
“I used to work for LC & co as a dispatch.”
“Huh! LC & co? U know my friend, CM or not.” i asked the taxi man.
“No lar. Is he fat ar?”
“No but he is not very tall about 170m and he is a chinese,”
“Don’t know him lar. I left in 2000.”
“Why u leave lar, brader? LC & Co not good?”
“No lar, LC is damn good. She is a kind boss and even send my family to Australia. All expenses paid by company. Then this chairman (i think he meant partner) joined. He wanted me to come in and work after 6pm. Crazy lar!”
“so, u quit lar”
“ya, i tell him to fuck off and became a taxi driver!”
Then, he went on and on about LC for… i don’t know …about 5 to 8 mins cos we were stuck in the lunch hour jam. After that, he asked me for legal advice on his credit card debt.
“eh, brader i got this matter lar. Can ask you ar?”
“Can can but if it doesn’t help. Plz don’t charge me extra for the taxi fare.”
“hahahaha…ok” (note:he must be thinking i am lame then…hahahahha)
Then when i reached my destination.
“Holy! I only have RM3 (the fare was RM4). U got change for RM50 ar?”
“Aiya brader, we are friend now. I give u RM1 discount lar”
“Ok ok, next time u pass by my office taxi stand and if i am waiting for taxi,You don’t go fetch anyone else but me, okay?”
“ok ok” (note: I doubt he can remember me tommorow lar..hehehehe)
P.s. if the sentence is fragmented or grammatically unsound, don’t get upset. okay? Just read it as if you are reading a mangrish book.