Cowboy Station @ Kelana Jaya

My brother in law has just opened a new branch restaurant at Kelana Jaya. It’s called Cowboy Station.
Here’s the map

It’s next to a lake therefore the ambiance is nice and cooling. However, please wear long pants as there are loads of insects at the moment. My brother in law is trying to get rid of them now.


Then my sister gave me a history lesson of the place..
Sister: do you know this is a haunting spot at night?
Me: really??? What kind of haunting spot???
Sister: haha, do you know at night… men would come here and…hehehehe.. you know la, what gay men does to each other..
Me: LOL !!
According to my brother in law, his staff including the cook are former employees of Victoria Station! Therefore, its like having cheap VC steaks!


Please pay a visit!

Website: http://cowboystation.blogspot.com/

KDU College Law Careers Convention Programme

Date: 20 August 2005
Venue: First Floor Auditorium KDU College, Petaling Jaya.
Time: 9AM – 5PM
A chance to listen to leading lawyers and law firm in Malaysia. Students are encouraged to attend as student may, from there, enquire about the life and practice of legal profession. Student may hand in their CVs as well.
Further, male students may also check out hot chicks and as for female students, hot guys. Dont miss this opportunity!
As for me…I’ll be at home saving my energy for Relevation PD Rave…wOOHooo!!!!!!

I like the way you move!!

[“I like the way youu movee!!!” (Latest Dance Song from MobyBody Rockers) plays on the background.. ]

A: hey I like that song. It’s cool.
Me: Eh do you know it’s a gay song? When they play this at clubs, gay men would take off their shirts, throw their hands up in the air and swing themselves like sotongs (octopus)?
A: O_O ehhhh….. I’m not gay!! B, tell him I’m not gay!!
(B looks at A)
B: you’re gay.

P/S: My apologies if I have offended any gay men!

On a foggy day…

Last Thrusday an extremly fogging hazy day, i took the LRT down to KL for a meeting. On the way back, i stopped by Kelana Jaya Station to top up my Touch n’ Go Card. There were this couple standing in front of me, a melay lady and her caucasian boyfriend. I was not very sure what was wrong with their card but it took ages for the clerk to top up their card. While, we were waiting for their card to be topped up…

Lady: Honey, can you see where is my mouth. (The lady was wearing mask)
Mat Salleh: ooooh…let me see.
Then they kissed each other.
Mat Salleh: No, i can’t find it
Then, the man french kissed the lady whom were wearing a mask. God Damn it, get a room lar!!! I was standing less than 30cm behind them. Suddenly…
Man: oooi, apa you orang buat! (oooi, what are both of you doing!)
All of us turned behind and saw a masked melay Guard.
Man: Tak boleh cium cium di sini! Kami orang Islam! (No kissing here! We are muslim)
Then suddenly….
Mat Salleh: ini his-teri saye. Kame aken ber-car-win tak lame legi (This is my wife. We are gonna get marry soon)
The Mat Salleh could speak Melay with American Accent!!! Fogging Hell!!!
Man: Tak boleh. Sini orang ramai! (Cannot! This is a public place)
Mat Salleh: Bah-lik roh-mah bole-hhh buat keh? (Can we do it at home?)
Man: Belum kahwin, tak boleh! (Not married yet, cannot!)
Then,they went on arguing with each other for a good 3-4 mins…Amazingly, their Touch n’ Go Card took that fogging long to be reloaded as well.
Finally, my turn…
Me: Cek, tambeh nilei lime puluh ring-git (Miss, top up RM50 plz)
The Clerk stared at me….
ooooh My God!!! I am speaking American accented Melay as well…FOGGING HELL

How to marry more than one in Malaysia Part 2

gguni wrote in my last post :-
“good shit. But got cases in Malaysia where rich, bald, ugly chinese men got more than 2 wives.
How did they get pass the law? Marry in different state?”
To answer that :-
You see bro, the first wife will be his legitimate wife recognisable in law. The second wife will be consider as his second wife under his own customary and private law. The second wife will not be recognisable as his legitimate wife under the law. Nevertheless, all his children from his second wife will be his children under the Malaysia law if his name is in the children’s birth certificate. Both of 2 wives can live happily with him unless he die intestate, meaning he die without a will. Then, you will see a war between both the wives and their children over his property.
However, i have a better idea how all these bold, horny old man can marry more than one, in fact up to 5. Let’s look at the following scenaro :-
Tan Sri Lee is a afflunet, horny old bastard. At the age 50, he still dream of having more than 1 wife. His wife is so damn understanding and have no complain of it. In order to realise his dream, he converts to Muslim but his wife remain as a non Muslim. Once, he converted to Muslim, his marriage with his wife, a non Muslim is nulified but still recognisable under civil law. They do not go for divorce and just let it be. Soon, Tan Sri Lee hooked up with 4 girls aged between 18-25. He married all of them. So there you go, Tan Sri Lee has 5 wives. One recognsiable under civil law and 4 others recognisable under Syariah Law.
NOTE: This is the author’s own point of view. Should you choose to believe and practice it, the author and the members of www.xes.cx will not be liable for it.

Malaysia government declares state of emergency in Kuala Selangor and Port Klang

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/southeastasia/view/162605/1/.html
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Thursday/NewsBreak/20050811171633/Article/indexb_html
haze-5.JPG
Source: http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Newsroom/NewImages/images.php3?img_id=16957 – Thanks to ivN
Department of Enviroment – AIR POLLUTANT INDEX (API) on 11.8.2005
The weather makes me feel like our days are numbered.

FOG YOU INDONESIA!!! FOG YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! fog you motherfogging foggers!!!!
FRANK’s Report
The API in PJ & KL where xes and me stay and work in,hit 349 and 321 respectively as reported by The Star Online.

The lighting of my office’s reception area make it looks like we are living in a bioharzard zone.

LDP from the Kelana Jaya LRT station’s bridge

The view from 7th Floor, Pertama Complex. We can see KLCC from here but not today. Maybe, i should say “On a good, clear day, we can see KLCC from here.”

Blurry view from the LRT…no, there is nothing wrong with the window or my camera phone.

Just hope that the giant minty, cool, and refreshing Halls Fan can repell the Haze
GOD help us!

Damn that HAZE…!!!

Finally the Government had decided to release the Air Polluction Index (API). IT’S ABOUT TIME LAR, DAMN IT!!! STOP BICKERING EACH OTHER ABOUT AP, AND START TELLING THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE API

choose which one more important, you damn GOVERNMENT!!!
(taken from Malay Mail)
The haze had been getting worst day by day, masks have been selling like hot cakes!

This photo was taken at about 12pm. The visibility level was acceptable but the air was totally unbreathable. I felt dizzy and drowsy just standing outside there for one min.
My boss decided to buy us lunch since all his meeting was cancel due to the haze. But, none of us feel like going out so we order Pizza Hut instead. The bloody pizza took one hour to come, contrary to their promise of 30 mins delivery. So, my master, the self proclaim Pizza Hut Most Valuable Customer, called the Pizza Hut,
“Hello Pizza Hut, your people mana (where), pengsan (faint) on the road kah?”
“No sir, we are busy that is why we will be late.”
“Busy ar? That mean you don’t need our business lar. So we cancel lar.”
“No sir, our man is on the way”
“but he is 30 mins late. If he pengsan on the road, you tell me lar. I understand one. I go tarpau (order take away) something else lar.”
“eeer…that one i don’t know. I will get the branch in charge to call you back.”
The moment my master put down the phone, the Pizza Hut man show up at the doorstep, looking as if he was gonna faint.
Haze not only make people feel drowsy, some became dumber because of it. The newspaper man came to collect his fee at our office,my clerk asked him how much is the charge.
“eeeer…i lupa lar (i forgot)
and he is the boss!!! How can you forgot!!!

This photo at 5pm. ooooh no, the visibiltiy so bad..i can’t see my car from the reception area.

On the way back, the street lights were turn on early at LDP. The jam started early also or was it because people were driving very slowly. So slow that i even had time to take photo…or was i driving too slow…hmmmmm…?
Haze can actually make a person…slow too.

Horrible Haze


Kuala Lumpur 9.8.2005
The haze in Kuala Lumpur has gone worst.
The entire Kuala Lumpur stinks.
Visibility is low and its boiling hot.
Many people are falling sick.
It hasnt rain for days as well.
According to the news, the haze wont go away until end of the month October!!
Soon we need to walk out with a gas mask.
🙁
[Update]
Port Klang air quality at hazardous level
PETALING JAYA: The Air Pollutant Index (API) hit 410 in the Port Klang as at noon Wednesday.
API levels in several areas in Selangor and the Federal Territory at noon are as follows:
# Kuala Lumpur – 181
# Petaling Jaya – 204
# Kuala Selangor – 327
# Shah Alam – 316
# Putrajaya – 224.
The API system as adopted in Malaysia categorises air quality as hazardous to health when the index exceeds 300, according to the Department of Environment website.