Author: Frank_omatic

Sometime I wonder what had become of our world. While the Government had battle effortlessly against the crime of rape and the influence of pornographic, yet somewhere in a dark corner of the world rise another kind of sexual maniac mental disease known as “Sexsomniacs”. A Sexsomniacs tends to make sexual demand to their partner while they are asleep. This was reported in Star today in a report entitled “Sexsomniacs” puzzle medical researchers
In a quest to understand what on earth is this “disease”, I had done a search on our even trusted source of knowledge, Wikipedia shown no result on Sexsomniacs. Hence, I proceeded to the mighty google search engine and the result is that :-

1.Anderson Cooper of CNN reported that there are people who filed law suit against their spouse for initiating unwanted “sleep sex”.
2. Den reported that the “disease” had created a new kind of crime – ” The Sleeping Rapist”
3. Richard Morgan said that it is akin to a X rated Sleepwalking

Strange, huh?

In conjunction of the Deeparaya (Deepavali + Hari Raya) holidays, www.xes.cx will be taking a break today.
To those who is travelling home, please drive safely.
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As most of you may know, it’s fasting month for the Muslim. Our Muslim friends have to abstain from food and drinks throughout the day.
I bumped into a Muslim friend at Court . Right after our matter at court, my friend suggested that we go for drinks. I agreed without hesitation as it’s been a while since I saw her and we have loads of catching up to do. But wait, isn’t it still fasting month? However, I heard that girls who are having their period are exempted from fasting. So…
Me: is it time of the month?
Friend: Hehe..
Then I found out that this friend of mine doesn’t fast during the fasting month. Nevertheless, we wanted to go for drinks. Then we had another problem. You see, the court was located a predominantly Muslim area and as such, most restaurants nearby are not open. Fortunately, there was a McD nearby and hence we decided to drink there.
And then another problem aroused, McD does not serve Muslim customers during the fasting period. I heard that McD will get fined if they were caught serving Muslims during the fasting period.
But no problem, my friend could pretend to be non Muslim as she has sort of an exotic look. Unfortunately, she was wearing baju kurung (Malay traditional dress) O______O As such, from her dressing, it is obvious that she is Malay.
Nevertheless, we somehow managed to get our drinks.
And thennnn, another problem.. we have no place to sit to enjoy our drinks. @_@
We ended up sitting inside her tinted Mercedes. It wasn’t heavily tinted though. And to cover for it, my friend wore her sunglasses in the car.
Things people do just to get a drink…

While, i was surfing randomly on the web. I kinda key in www.xes.cx in google for fun and also to see who is the most popular blogger on www.xes.cx la. So the result is me in the third place, Wen dee, second (wah….3 years never blog and people still mention about her posts. She is a legend!!!) and of cos the no. 1 is our dai lou…XES.
The readers and fellow bloggers not only think that he is the guru of melbourne shuffle but ONE OF THEM THINK THAT HE IS CUTE…=p Don’t believe? Read this…
” Anyway, I found a blog while randomly surfing the blog’s net and came across to www.xes.cx and his blog is attractive and so is he. lol. Okay, okay.. I was just admiring his looks, u know.. Can’t blame a girl like me. =) ”
Hey xes, i didn’t frame you,kay. Go read arainking’s Blog
Muahahahhaha….

It’s been one year since friend and fellow blogger, David Thong passed away. He died of cancer last year.
Time flies. Nevertheless, no one has forgotten him yet. He’ll be missed.
On another note,

After 4 years and 4 months of suffering, my high school teacher Puan Lim Hwee Nee has finally passed away. She has been in a vegetative state for the past 4 years after giving birth to her youngest child.
Puan Lim taught me history when I was in Form 2. She was an excellent and patient teacher. Never once I’ve seen her raise her voice. Also, most of us remember her because she was the prettiest teacher in school.
I am sure many of us who came across Puan Lim would have at least a pleasant memory of her. I always remember the time when Puan Lim was teaching in class, she was talking about a sword and as soon as she wants to name the sword, I blurted out, “Cura Si Manja Kini!”. She immediately responded, “Pandai anak murid cikgu!”.
Hyong, Foo Tuck, Ping and I paid our final respect to her at a funeral parlour at Jalan Gasing. It was around 11PM, the place was almost empty.
We were greeted by a man of 30s. After chipping in to the donation box, we grabbed couple of joss sticks and paid our respect to her. We didn’t want to see her body as we want to remember Puan Lim as she is in our memory.
As usual, there were peanuts and drinks served. Rather than leaving immediately after paying our respect, we hung out for a while. The man of 30s joined our table. The man of 30s is Mr. Ong, Puan Lim’s husband. From there, he told us of the heart wrenching story.
After Puan Lim gave birth to a baby boy, she was fine. However, hours later, she collapsed and her heart stopped beating. But after efforts by doctors, they managed to revive her heart but it was too late, her brain was already damaged due to lack of oxygen. She has lost almost all her senses and was permanantly disabled. Puan Lim was eventually discharged as the doctors couldn’t do anything to save her.
Ever since Puan Lim collapsed, Mr. Ong has been taking care of her, day and night, selling his business, his car and whatever he could sell. He had seeked the help of all sorts of medical practioner, from Chinese traditional medicine to Western. None of them could cure Puan Lim. Puan Lim couldn’t remember anybody and couldn’t speak.
Also, Mr Ong had tried to seek financial assistant from the government. For reasons that are revealable to the public, all of Mr. Ong’s pleas were unheard from the government.
Puan Lim’s birthday is coming up in 2 weeks time. Mr. Ong and family had planned to celebrate it with her. Unfortunately, Puan Lim passed away last week.
Mr. Ong and Puan Lim’s sufferings have finally ended. Nevertheless, it is sad to see a union of 2 childhood sweetheart ended up in such a manner.
I never had the chance to thank her for sacrificing her time to teach us. To date I regret not doing so. Rest in peace Puan Lim.

As childish as it may sound, yes, this blog had a gathering.
Some of the regular forum members of xes.cx met up at Murni SS2 Mamak. Many thanks to those who organised it (you know who you are). If I were to be given this task, the gathering wouldn’t happen at all.
Those who attended were Amos, Mrs. Amos, Kian, Derek, insomnia, Khinko, zions, kar heng, Cheez and friend Kevin and not forgetting myself and Mr and Mrs. Amos’s dog, Tammy. Although Amos has denied it numerous times, I still think that Tammy’s name derived its name from Tammy NYP (the famous Singaporean girl whose home made porn video was circulated on the net)!!

Kian, Mrs Amos & Amos (sorry bro, you moved!)

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I was checking out Lelong.com.my today and i come across this banner that says :-

“Sex and Perfume””

Out of curiousity and ham-supness, i go and click on it to check it out. According to the website, the perfume can
“Increase your sex appeal by 100 X ! ”

fuaaah…..100 X u know. That’s like SUPERMAN lar!!!

Other benefit includes:-

-More eye contacts and smiles from the opposite sex
Wah in another work, you make the girls go crazy…WAH!!!!

-You will be found more sexually attractive
WAH!!!! Can get FREE SEX
-More dates and sexual intercourse

MORE SEX!!!!
-More passionate lovemaking

MORE AND MORE SEX
-Same sex will intuitively respect you
SEX AGAIN!!!

-A rejuvenation of your current relationship
Does that mean Sex too?

-The opposite sex will feel more relaxed and at ease with you
Save money for your girlfriend and wife on Spa and probably as a result, you get to have SEX

-Increase your self confidence
what is that suppose to mean? Does it has something to do with Sex also?

-Better business / employment relationships
WAH..even your boss wanna SEX YOU UP

SO IF YOU ARE LOSER, YOU MUST GET THIS!!!

If you don’t understand English, they have Bahasa Malaysia version complete with FAQ.

Disclaimer: www.xes.cx or its member is not affliated with vnofragrance.com and this article is merely meant for pleasure reading for its blog reader and does not represent our views on the product.

To those who live around OUG might have seen an old green Ford roaming around the streets. It’s so old that you can see its paint peeling. This green old Ford, also fondly known as the ‘Tank’, belongs to my high school friend, Jia Lin.
The Tank is one powerful car. I heard that few years back, the Tank got involved in an accident with another car. The Tank was fine but other car went turtle!

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