Category: General

Bones Missing

My buddy, Geraldine Wee needs your help!!! Her beloved dog, Bones is missing. Here is what she has to say:
“Hi,
If you could please take some time to read this, and then forward it on to your friends, I would be extremely grateful.
I will try and keep this as non-dramatic as possible, though it may be difficult.
Bones has been with my family ever since 9 years ago. I guess it may be difficult for non-dog lovers to understand but we really do consider her to be part of the family.
After my A Levels in Malaysia, I came to UK to study, and have since stayed on to work. I am the youngest child in my family, and hence the ‘baby’ in my parents eyes. It has been difficult for them to let me go, and having Bones around helped them to cope with my not being there. She is the most lovable and friendly dog; very trusting in nature.
I ring home every week or so, and when I rang today, my Dad picked up – he sounded like he had a sore throat and of course you know how you ask ‘Hello, how are you?’ and he then answered ‘Not too goodlah’ and I thought he as ill of health or something along those lines, and then he said that Bones was missing.
She’s been missing since 10 days ago, but they only just told me, because they didn’t want to worry me. That breaks my heart – I am upset that Bones has gone missing, but what’s even more upsetting is hearing how sad my Dad sounds. He was very attached to her – after all in my absence he took care of her. He is an old man okay – turning 60 in May, yet still feeding her, bending down to bathe her every week, and he sounded so upset. The thought of him crying is just too upsetting. I feel so useless not being at home – can’t help them leaflet, can’t just be there to comfort each other.
Mom and Dad have made flyers, put ads in the major newspapers, made visits to MPPJ and PAWS (something Animal Welfare Society) but without any success thus far. So after all this, I guess the only thing I can contribute from so bloody far away is to ask you to pls pls pls read this, look out for her, and pass this on to your friends as well and ask her to do the same.
I know not everyone might get it – she’s just a dog after all, but like I said, I’m upset, but I’m more upset to hear how upset my parents are. I don’t care if someone has adopted her and is looking after her – I want her back. I want us to be the ones looking after her. So even if there’s some cute kid involved whose parents think Bones will be good company, I don’t care. It’s not right and it’s the selfish thing to do. Bones belongs to someone – to us, and she is loved and missed and I just want my parents to be happy again. So pls pls return her.
My dad’s (Tony Wee) mobile phone number is 0122012698 and our house number is 78040802. Attached is a picture of Bones. Please read and pass round and hopefully it’ll reach somebody who knows something. Mom and Dad say that they have had loads of calls, so it’s great that ppl are responding, and hopefully we’ll get Bones back.
Thanks
Geraldine Wee
gwee@uk.ey.com (best way to get in touch though pls ring my parents first)”
Those who stay around ss24, ss23, ss2 and ss3 PJ plz keep your eyes open for Bones
Enclosed here is also a flyer with Bones picture attached…If possible plz forward it to your friends around PJ and DJ.
BONES.DOC

Blackout

Recently, there was a major blackout in Kuala Lumpur. The entire Klang Valley was almost at a standstill. Offices had to close down and motorists were stuck on the road for hours.
I on the other hand was fortunate to skip that ordeal as my office was powered with a generator. I didnt even know that we had a blackout until my friends called me!
However, last week, my house had a blackout.
It was after dinner with Mum and Dad. The entire neighbourhood was lighted except ours. After an hour of investigation, we found out that the connecting device (some sort of fuse) has been removed!
We called the local council (TNB) to fix it. Minutes later, they arrived.
TNB guys: ko orang tak bayar bil ke? (you guys didnt pay the bills?)
Me: sapa kata takde bayar? nah ini recipnya, baru saja bayar. (I paid! here’s the receipt)
TNB guys: errr.. mungkin lambat bayar la.. (errr.. probably you guys paid late)
Me: kalau lambat bayar, ni kan baru satu bulan? takkan ko orang potong sekarangkan? tak yah bagi notis ke? (Eventhough we paid late, that doesnt warrant for a disconnection right? no need to give notice ah?)
TNB guys: errrr… tempat lain, lain la. adakala 1 bulan tak bayar kita potong, adakalan one tahun tak bayar pun belum potong!! (errrr…different place, different custom. sometimes we cut for 1 month overdue but for some places, they’re 1 year overdue!)
Me: ……
After all those hu-has, the TNB guys finally restored electricty back to my house with our spare connecting device.

Dad called TNB the next day, it seems that he didnt pay late. We had no idea who did it…until….one day, while having drinks with friends @ a mamak..I overhead a conversation…
Guy: mahai, u know ah that day, my house no electricty u know..
Guy2: wah what happened?
Guy: I went to check the problem and…suddenly… i saw a boy squatting down. wah so scared.. IT’S LIKE THE MOVIE JU-ON!! But then…I saw a screwdriver in his hands.. He removed my connecting device!!! I caught him and threatened to report him to the police. However, he begged me, saying that its his first time..this and that la..blablabla..
Guy2: wah what did you do after that?
Guy: I took the screwdriver and shove it up his ass. hoho
Guy2: O_O
Guy: nah, just joking, he screwed the connecting device back. Apparently he removed them so that he could put it into his bicycle. …

So u wanna be boy scout…

Anyone of you who had been a boy scout, Boy’s Brigade or whatever uniform organisation might remember being told about the taboo while you were camping in the forest. The rules that i remember are:
1. Don’t talk loudly in the forest
2. Don’t simply pee around the forest.
3. Don’t shine your torch light at the banana tree at night
4. Don’t talk bad about the forest
5. Don’t…..ummm, i forgot…
Anyway if you don’t obey those rule, the forest Godness will be on your ass. For instance Puteri Gunung Ledang (The Princess of Ledang Mountain) will be out hunting you down and make you her sex slave.
You might be saying “Oh no! Does that mean i will never be able see my mummy again?”
mmmm…yeah, that is true but will you have second thought if she looks like this?

You might now say “Ma Ma Mi Ah…*slurps* slurps*”

More g4y men

Homosexuals seem to be the butt of the jokes all the time. For few hundred years, they have been subjected to torture, discrimination, humiliation and isolation.
But I somehow think that we heterosexuals are sour grapes. Gay men has better body than us. They have better sense of fashion than us. They speak better than us and they get more sex than us.
Hence, this leads to my sour grape post against them!
A colleague of mine related this story to me. It happened to his friend.
N is a shy boy from a small hometown in Malaysia. Despite being from a small town, he had the opportunity to further his studies in England. However, he seldom mixes around and usually hang out with his small group of friends. Then one day, he decided to change. He headed to the student union to meet up with some locals, talk to them and get to know some ‘guai lou’ friends so that he can show it off to his pals next time.
Then he met one ‘guai lou’
N: oh I’m from Malaysia!
Guailou: Hey I’ve been there! Great place!! I love it! I went to this club called Angogo in Kuala Lumpur.
N had never heard of the club but decides to be friendly. He replied,
“Oh that club! I’ve been there too! I love the place! I go there all the time”
After saying that, the guailou took N’s drink, drank it and put his hands on his hands on N’s thigh. He started talking to him in a flirty way. N got scared and started to run.
Unknown to him, Angogo is a gay club in Kuala Lumpur. He was soooo scared the whole night.
Then another story,
Another friend related this to me,
There’s a club in Penang called Soho, with many pretty girls.
But some how the pretty girls are men….