Few days back, I had one bizarre fight – with a cat.
It was after work. I got out from my car and I heard loud hissing sounds from my front door. It was a huge cat beating up one of my cats, which my Mum fondly calls “Pak Pak” (literally means white white).
Pak Pak was hiding underneath a chair and Fat Cat was trying to force his way underneath the chair. Being the master of Pak Pak, I immediately rolled my newspaper in a club and ran to save Pak Pak from the evil Fat Cat.
Upon reaching them, Pak Pak ran out from the chair and Fat Cat started attacking Pak Pak. I swung my paper club towards Fat Cat but I missed and hit the floor. Before I could regain myself, Fat Cat jumped toward my left shoulder and head butted my shoulder. THE BLOODY CAT HEAD BUTTED ME MAAAHEEEMMM!!
Fat Cat ran away immediately. I grabbed a wooden pole and started chasing Fat Cat like a tribesman hunting a deer. Unfortunately, Fat Cat managed to escape.
Now I got a bruised shoulder. I got p4wned by a cat!