Mr bad luck

During, Mr Lion King?s student days, he had this friend who suffers from bad luck all the time (Let?s call him Mr BL). It was 2 days before Mr BL was due to return to Malaysia and they just finished exams so they went to a pub to celebrate. After a pint of beer, Mr BL decided to drive his friend?s car for a spin. Well, just around the neighbourhood.

As he was about to reach his destination, he was stopped for a breathalyser test by a group of policemen. About 7 policemen, it was as if they caught a terrorist suspect on the streets. Then, Mr BL tried all the delaying tactics to avoid breathalyser. Unfortunately, he was forced to blow it and unfortunately for him again, he was a little bit over the alcohol limit. He was arrested and subsequently detained at a police station.

His friends tried to get him out by informing the policeman that he just graduated from University and is about to leave in 2 days. However, the policeman refused to release him. Fortunately, couple of hours later, after loads of channels and connections, he was subsequently released.

Then, there was once he was at the subway station with 2 of his friends. He was standing next to them and then came a 6 foot black guy and a 6 foot white guy. Then the black guy and white guy started giving insulting remarks to 2 of Mr BL?s friends. And in retaliation, 2 of Mr BL?s friends started insulting back. Mr BL was just minding his own business, looking at the tracks and wasn?t aware what was happening between those people. As he turned his head to look,


One of the 6 footers punched him. He suffered from a broken jaw and was admitted to hospital.

So after all those shit that happened in UK, he was back in Malaysia in no time. Then one day he had to attend a wedding dinner. He took a bus. The bus overturned.

5 thoughts on “Mr bad luck”

  1. somebody once said bad luck comes in 3’s. so since Mr BL already had a string of 3 unfortunate incidences – failed breathalyzer, broken jaw, an overturned bus – he could’ve got out of the bus alive. hmm.

  2. hahahaa i dont know whether or not mr lion king was bluffing, but it sure sounds real 😀 yes everybody..he survivedd..heheh

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