I’ve got to admit, I haven’t been receiving any problem emails lately. I guess my stint as ‘Dear Aunt Bimbobum’ has died.
I was really bored of having no emails to read (not even forwarded joke emails *ahem endroo* *ahem karheng*), not even a marriage proposal like a blogger we all know of (you know who I’m talking about ;P), that I decided to check out the spam.
Who the hell is Yana?!
I found out that my evil twin is a secretary and a porn star. ‘bimbobad’ is such an unimaginative name…
I may be bankrupt soon. Like I have a bank account there…
My ‘penis’ could be the next Mr. Universe. “Call me the Brick Dick” … -_- so lame.
Man, everything was nonsense! I got even more bored, going through all of that.
I want real SPAM:
http://www.spam.com, and that’s not ‘halal‘. Wow, they have a fan club!
I want a pork burger NOW. yum.
p.s. The real deal on spam can be read on wikipedia – electronic spam is a cheap way of doing advertising because most of the cost is not borne by the sender, but the recipients. Most products advertised for could be illegal.