An Engineer For a Boyfriend

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Advantage 1: Secured lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don’t understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will ‘change major’, and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it’s really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the ‘one’. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3:
An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others –
the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.
Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find – rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

17 thoughts on “An Engineer For a Boyfriend”

  1. Aww come on, in defence of lawyers and the rest against the evil engineers.
    Engineers are boring???
    What if sex becomes a calculation???
    That’s a question not a statement.

  2. D: actually, an equation on sex is already somewhere in existence. heh.
    something about rejecting the theory that sex as a currency that devalues with time.
    an excerpt from aforementioned article:
    “Picture this, you and your gf/bf has been going out together, so sex comes along. At first, the frequency of you both fucking has a rapid increase at the very start of your relationship but then the frequency you both fucking together gradually decline to a stale limit. This assumption also states that, you are fucking when you are together, when you break up, you dont fuck that same individual anymore.
    With that, i can safely postulate that, this form of focking is indeed what in math we call a logarithmic function.”
    i pretty much like the direction that thought is heading, and i’ve got nothing against engineers, really, my dad is one, someone close to my heart is another, but sometimes, maybe just sometimes, pascal’s famous quote “the reason of the heart knows not of reason” should be applied.
    over-analysis may just kill the romance of love. hmm.

  3. How come the “someone” who wrote this testimonial forgot to also insert “the engineer boyfriend might work too hard and put his work first on his priority list until he forgets about his other half and eventually results in breaking up”?

  4. The engineer will spend his ejaculation period calculating the projectile range of his sperm based on the degree of his erection and the frequency and velocity at which your hand is moving up and down his shaft. And that is because he couldn’t find your vagina for on the sketch of your anatomy it is covered by your pubic hair.

  5. Irene: Having not done an ounce of math in the past 10 years, the meaning of logarithmic function totally escapes me. But i still think the other half can work hard in making engineerings a wee bit more interesting if a bit of direction in the area is needed?
    Chuoming: I honestly believe that such thoughts going through their head in the middle of copulation may not totally escape them. So their partners become their projectile calculation guinea pig? Haha.
    Come on… lawyers are interesting and fun to be with. They’re well read and make good conversation.
    Am i alone in this? Haha.
    Wayy to go lawyers.

  6. 1. On your first introduction to your parents , your engineer boyfriend will promptly ask your parents for the instruction manual.
    2. You’ll receive a 3/8 inch , 12 point, tall rotating socket wrench for your birthday. For every birthday.
    3. As he holds you at arms length with a look of longing in his eyes and says that he sees sparks fly, he’s actually talking about the construction work’s fine welding skills that’s happening right behind you.

  7. heh he was proving that the amount of sex would NEVER decrease to a zero despite a relationship going stale actually. =)
    i’d paste the link here (to show you the whole thing, complete with graph) if i was sure he wouldn’t mind, but since i don’t have the permission to… i can only quote gems of it.
    don’t worry, i find all that talk on logarhythmic functions pretty dull too heh.

  8. “the arts graduate will flirt”
    Haha, I laughed when I read this….
    What about a psychology graduate….Now, that takes things about understanding “what women want” to a whole new level…

  9. bimbotits: try dating chuoming, leesh or frank and u’ll find out. heheh
    Anon: aiyo, work commitment ma. no money how to marry you? hhe

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