dad back from Japan

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今日父は日本から戻りました。
(kyowa chichi ha nihonkara modorimashita)
Dad returned from Japan today.

たくさん贈り物を買いました!
(takusan okurimono wo kaimashita!)
He bought loads of presents!

甘い物といいT-シャツを買いました。
(amaimono to ii tshirt ga kaimashita)
He bought sweets and tshirt.

とても嬉し!
(Totemo ureshi!)
Very happy! 😀


仕事のシャツ。
(shigoto no shirt)
Working shirt


mmm..cow coffee milk..


これは何ですか?ぼくもわかりません。
(korewa nandesu ka? Boku mo wakarimasen)
(What is this? I have no idea too)


Organic guaranted? Sounds better if orgasmic guaranteed.

Old people stories

I had classes from 6PM – 8:30PM today. Well, my usual night classes. Joseph (my lecturer) conducts really good lectures. He simplifies everything in order for us to understand.

The late classes are to cater part time students. However, after a long day of work, it’s hard to concentrate. Working and studying isn’t easy. After my work on Monday, I would automatically fall asleep in class.

There’s this particular uncle in our class who falls asleep for half an hour every time he comes to class. He sleeps with his head tilted backways, sometimes in the fishing position, you know, its when your head keeps on nodding downwards.

So today, after class, Feonna, Jane (my classmates) and I went to this huge ass Night Market around my area. Huge but the lanes were pretty small hence we had to literally squeeze our way through.

While walking..
Me: god damn it..so many people..gotta squeeze through.
Then I felt something soft.. and fleshy..i turned around.. and saw this really obese old aunty. I accidentally elbowed her tits. I shivered in disgust. BRRR

Ok fine. I ignored it and bought some snacks and bootlegged DVDs.

New Pay TV

Good news!!! Gaming tycoon Vincent Tan Chee Yioun Plans to launch Malaysia second Pay-TV, Mitv in october. It will have 80 channels and will charge a flat monthly rate. It will be cheaper than Astro because it will be delivered using Digital Terrestrial Television Broadcast technology. This mean that you don’t have to pay for any satelite dish and decoder. The best is you might get to watch your favourite show on your pay-tv station even on rainy day. Read all about it at Yahoo Finance Singapore.

Now,that will spell the death of Astro. I am gonna be among the first group of Malaysia to sign up for Mitv. Before i leave, i wanna say “DIE ASTRO! DIE!”

Medium Size Ben

For the past couple of weeks, Medium Size Ben, formally known as Big Ben, has lost 22 KGs. His secret of success?

“Forget all those fancy diets out there Atkin’s diet or whatever, the best way to lose weight is to STARVE!!”

He goes to the GYM in the morning until afternoon. Then later at night, he has his daily ham sandwich. Yes, only one SANDWICH a day!!

On his blog, he said,


Many have said that i’ve lost a lot of weight due to pictures they’ve seen or for few, in person. To me i still can’t see shit. Maybe cause i’m blind. However i know very well i can’t be that blind right. Thanks to all who gave me motivation to press on as even me myself couldn’t have imagine i could actually last this long killing myself in the god damn gym.

I swear it ain’t funny trying to loose tones. Especially for someone who loves nothing better then food like me. Most who knows me would know this. Hell u can even see it by my size. But yeah, although the weighing scales doesn’t lie (i hope), i still have heaps to burn. I would encourage those who are trying to loose that they shouldn’t, i repeat SHOULDN’t follow my way.

I have not touch foods like Mcds, KFC, steaks, sausages, pan meen, yee meen, tai chow, any fried stuffs and even mafucker RICE for some time already. And to be frank i’ve been craving for them ever since i permitted myself to indulge in this program. Yeah i do allow myself to fall once or twice and just submit myself to them fucking fatty foods which comes with the package of putting extra effort in the sets i do in gym. Pretty shitty eh.

I’m sure alot have heard bout all kind of funny funky diet plan there is out there and all. Although yeah i wouldn’t doubt their effectiveness but personally to me i think cutting down is the best option, no wait, fasting is the right word to use… wait a minute… STARVING!!! ahhhh that’s more precise i would say 🙂 As impossible as it may sound, it’s not. Why? Do you know what’s out there? Immortality! take it! it’s yours! Too much Troy

Yeah but anyway, it may seem as though it’s torturous but it is self-torture which gives us self-motivation and not to mention, self-satisfaction. Don’t worry, starving works because eventually the harder it gets for u to complete your sets in gym due to increment, the more u’ll value your effort harboured in. In no time u’ll be fucking scared to eat. Even a sandwich would lead me to thinking that i’ve just wasted the whole day’s work at the gym.


Straight as an arrow

For lack of something better to say I’ve decided to post a excerpt from Romeo and Juliet. I like this bit cause people get stabbed and stuff happens.


[Romeo] Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
[Mercutio] No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so
wide as a church-door; but ’tis enough, ’twill serve.

—-

OKAY, I did not post that thing up there. Sow hacked into my greymatter account and posted this thing below


2004_05_21_bmovie (7k image)
Goddamn I love gay pr0n. Garh garh! 😉 fap fap fap fap

AND NO I DONT LOVE GAY PORN!!

A defence for the maid beater

A defence for the maid beater
The housewife who outraged the nation with her alleged brutality againt the 19 years old Nirmala has pleaded non guilty.

Yim Pek Ha, 36, is a mother of four children, the youngest of whom is a nine-month-old baby is currently facing 4 charges, three of which are for causing grievous hurt to the girl with the use of dangerous weapons or means.

Save for the fourth offence – which carries a maximum seven-year jail term and fine – the other three each carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in jail as well as a hefty fine or whipping. If convicted of all offences, she would be liable for a maximum imprisonment of 67 years.

On another matter, The Star newspaper alleged that 800 emails expressing their outrage over the matter were sent to them. And popular blogger JeffOoi received more than 200 comments on his post regarding this said matter.

The law provides that every person charged is innocent until proven guilty. Unfortunately, the media has painted a dark and bias view against Yim. What has the media done to tell the other side of the story?

All they said was, “The husband of the accused alleged that Nirmala stole RM10,000 from his home last Wednesday.”. No further elaboration was made. Rather passive statement I would say.

It must be reminded that every charge shall be considered separately.

Every possibility that caused the injuries must be considered. What if Nirmala was a lying bitch who wanted to sabotage her employers? What if the injuries were a result of an accident which gave rise to Nirmala as an opportunity to get back to her employers?

Yim was alleged to have poured hot water on the maid, broke her nose with the steel mug and pressed a hot iron on her body on two occassions. What was the cause of the violent act? Was it because Nirmala was caught stealing again? Or Nirmala threatened to harm Yim?

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is submitted that the public shouldn’t rush to conclusion. Let the lady present her case first..

3 years of blogging..

After 3 years of blogging, I encounted loads of weird people. During the first year of blogging, I had this friend of mine who posted anonymous messages telling me that my then girlfriend was cheating on me (and yeah it was with him though). And thanks to my website, I was able to trace his IP and found out that it was him.

Then there was one a guy named Jack Ng who nominated me as one of Cleo’s 50 most eligible Bachelors. Well, it would be nice if ONLY HE POSTED A BETTER PICTURE OF ME. GOD DAMN IT.

Then not so long ago, there was this crazy lady by the nick iloveu (if u havent read this, read it :D) who gave really weird comments such as, �I AM PREGNANT. DON�T DO IT!!�. No doubt she had mental illness as she insulted each and every of my friends and even threatened to hurt them.

However, blogging has its drawbacks. There were numerous times that I ran into trouble for the things I said on my blog. Harm has been done but it serves as a lesson for me.

But my utmost respect must be given to Gavin for being to take my shits. SALUTE TO YOU BROTHER! Haha. Speaking about bitching about people online, I used to read this blog who bitches about each and every of her friends. Further, she kept her identity known. No doubt she ran into trouble and lost many friends. And the best part is, whenever she bitches about people, she would go, �I don�t care if he or she reads it, it�s how I think bla bla bla�. Like helloooooo?? I strongly disapprove any slander online. I hope other bloggers will learn from that otherwise don�t be surprised with a 100 million dollar defamation law suit.

Obviously blogging has no doubt earnt me loads of new friends. Something that I would cherish for the rest of my life….

abused maid

Today’s newspaper headlines featured a 19 years old Indonesian lady bearing her breast to photographers. Unlike United Kingdom’s Daily Mirror’s Page 3 girls, it’s unusal to have ladies bearing their breast on newspaper here in Malaysia.. Today’s photo was an exception. It was this picture.





KUALA LUMPUR: A severely bruised and scalded maid, described by officials as the worst abuse case they have seen, has been given shelter at the Indonesian embassy here.

Nirmala Bonet just before she started work in September.
The wife of a managing director has been remanded for nine days to help police investigate the matter.

The plight of 19-year-old Nirmala Bonet came to light after a condominium guard saw her sitting and crying on a staircase, with ugly bruises all over her swollen face and bleeding from the head and mouth on Monday afternoon.

He called police, who were shocked to find that her whole body, including her breasts and back, was severely burnt and scalded.

19-year-old Nirmala Bonet showing the injures sustained over the last five months while working as a maid for a couple in Jalan Tun Razak.
They then took the girl to hospital for treatment and later to the Indonesian embassy where she was given shelter.

Nirmala, from Kupang in Nusa Tenggara Timur, came here in September last year with the hope that her parents, both farmers, would be happy and proud of her when they saw how much money she earned for them.

“When I go back, what am I going to tell my parents when they see all the scars?” she asked.

Nirmala claimed that for the last five months her employer’s wife had abused her daily, burning her with a hot iron, pouring boiling water on her and using other objects to hit her.

She said she had many opportunities to escape but did not know where or whom to seek help from.

Nirmala said the first time she was abused was when she accidentally broke a mug while washing it.

“She (employer’s wife) then threw boiling water on me.

“One day, she got upset while I was ironing. She said the clothes had not been properly ironed and slapped me.

“She took the iron out of my hand and pressed it against my breasts,” said Nirmala.

She said she would only be given medication if she asked for it and she was expected to wake up at 6am every day despite her injuries and condition.

Dang Wangi OCPD Asst Comm Hadi Ho Abdullah said Nirmala was treated for her injures at the Kuala Lumpur Hospital.

“A team of policemen from the district police headquarters detained the managing director’s wife at about 11.30am on Tuesday.

The Indonesian embassy’s head of information division, Budhi Rahardjo, and Foreign Workers Agencies Association vice-president Jeffrey Foo both said this was the worst case of maid abuse they had ever seen.

Speaking about maids, couple of years ago, we had a young Indonesian maid working for us .She’s a little bit odd though. On the first day we hired her, she didn’t know how to open our car door.

She wasn’t very helpful at all and she spent most of her time loitering around the house. Obviously, we didn’t beat her up or anything and further we gave her complete freedom. So she got to know some other foreign workers around the neighbourhood. Months later, she dated a Bangladeshi guy. Then weeks later, she eloped with the Bangladeshi guy (I swear we didn’t abuse her). Unfortunately, the Bangladeshi guy stole all her money and ran away.

Well, that’s not the end of the matter. She then met a married Malay man, had sex with him and then she bore him a child. Unfortunately again, the married man dumped her.

No idea what’s she doing now. The last time she dropped by was to ask for money to buy milk for her child..

Happy birthday to Wei Chen!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WEI CHEN!!


wendee & wei chen~

DJ WHO PLAYS HARD MUSIC, FORMER VCD SELLER WHO FOUGHT BRAVELY AGAINST THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES FROM SEIZING HIS VCDS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WHO WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR 9 MONTHS, AUSTRALIAN PR, CAR LOVER, BEER LOVER, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.. ONE OF THE GREATEST GUYS IN THE WORLD..HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Anonymous
mahai this weihai is damn nice person ok..even tho he frm kuantan he doesnt snore damn loud as the other ppl i slept with

Anonymous
eh slept near by

Anonymous
fuck

Anonymous
you know what i mean la

xes
HAHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

hot weather!!

The weather has been ridiculously hot lately. According to the newspaper, this would last till September. Uh..everyday I have to go out with 2 pairs of t-shirt. A spare one in case my shirt starts to smell. So couple of days ago, I was in Sunway College library for my usual revision. Boy, you can really tell that the weather is hot. The geeks and nerds in the college start to smell of bad body odour. *phEW*

Don’t you just hate it when you find your favourite tshirt to stink after a short period? Great news, I read an ingenious newspaper article regarding bad body odour. The author gave me an interesting method on how to remove the stinking smell of your clothes. Apparently, according to the article, it is caused by colonies of bacteria living on your shirt (EUW). So in order to remove the odour, first, you soak your clothes with water, then put a capful of Dettol (antiseptic) and leave it overnight. Great way idea! Will update you guys tomorrow.